Brooke Hogan

[Dicko]

I can't make up my mind

 

Some days she looks gorgeous & other days looks like a bloke

 

 

[Ponty]

There does appear to be a small penis lurking in that Bikini bottom.

[Weston Super Saint]

There does appear to be a small penis lurking in that Bikini bottom.

 

Do you think the mewbs would make up for it though?

[saint_stevo]

I would

[Ponty]

Meh, that chin is a bit butch. She looks like Coulthard in a wig.

[Hatch]

She ( It's ) a pig. Horrific.

 

Blonde hair doesn't automatically make a bird fit

[saint_stevo]

Limbs=Check

Face=Check

Tits=Check

Clunge=Check(possible small peni but meh)

 

Ticks the right boxes IMO

[Ponty]

She ( It's ) a pig. Horrific.

 

Blonde hair doesn't automatically make a bird fit

 

No problem with the penis though?

[saint_stevo]

[Ponty]

Different person IMO.

[Hatch]

Who is she anyway

[Calvin]

No problem with the penis though?

 

Afro Pussy perhaps?

It does look very strange though.. weird shape...

[Ponty]

Hulk Hogan's daughter by the looks.

[saint_stevo]

Different person IMO.

 

Blame Google, Tits look the same

[Calvin]

who is she anyway

 

wat ya gunna do brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Um Bongo]

I would touch it.

[saint_stevo]

There is no doubt in my mind, that 90% of blokes would nail any bird if they came home and found her layed out on ya bed, legs akimbo showing pink.

[Hatch]

There is no doubt in my mind, that 90% of blokes would nail any bird if they came home and found her layed out on ya bed, legs akimbo showing pink.

 

J Goody

V Feltz

M McManus

The Nadia blokebird of big brother

[saint_stevo]

J Goody

V Feltz

M McManus

The Nadia blokebird of big brother

 

Nadia is the only one i prob wouldnt, she was a man so goes against the grain

[Calvin]

Nadia is the only one i prob wouldnt, she was a man so goes against the grain

 

But why Jade Goodie?

You would have to be extremely drugged to **** Jade Goodie

[saint_stevo]

But why Jade Goodie?

You would have to be extremely drugged to **** Jade Goodie

 

Summit to tell the grand kids

[Calvin]

Summit to tell the grand kids

 

About the horrible experience you had?

[saint_stevo]

About the horrible experience you had?

 

bet she would be pretty good, fat birds usually are

[saint boggy]

About the horrible experience you had?

no, about the dangers of drugs n alcohol!!

[Wiltshire Saint]

no, about the dangers of drugs n alcohol!!

 

Boggy, sweetheart, I miss you. You still up for a bit of "how's your father"? MSN me, you have my details.

[saint boggy]

Boggy, sweetheart, I miss you. You still up for a bit of "how's your father"? MSN me, you have my details.

hi WS..... my father's fine ,thanx. i'll tell him that you asked after him .

 

take care xxxxxxx

[Johnny Shearer]

Hogan's current girlfriend looks uncannily similar to Brooke.

 

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I would f*ck anyting with a pulse

 

Fixed it for you mate...

 

FWIW, I would ruin her, she is a stunner. Quite young too and with a father like Hulk, I bet her clunge is as tight as a mouses ear!

[Scudamore]

with a father like Hulk, I bet her clunge is as tight as a mouses ear!

 

Do you care to explain the logic behind this one...i'm slightly baffled

[Johnny Shearer]

I'm thinking that the Hulk may be a bit over protective of her. Therefore she has a clunge of the virgin variety.

[Scudamore]

Or possibly...because her father is a steroidal freak she would in turn be attracted to similar men..who in their quest to bulk up using drugs have shrunken ****s?

[Johnny Shearer]

Wrestlers dont do steroids. Fact.

[Scudamore]

I don't masturbate. Fact.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Do you care to explain the logic behind this one...i'm slightly baffled

 

I used to watch Hogan knows best. He was very over protective of her, hence I doubt she has had too many seckual partners and is therefore as tight as a mouses ear.