Where is

[Weston Super Saint]

Saintkip?

 

I thought he was only going for a stag weekend....

 

Hope nothing nasty happened to him.

[saint_stevo]

i hope he is in a ditch somewhere

[Junction 9]

It's a stag "week" as far as I know.

[Ponty]

When did they become popular anyway?

[saint_stevo]

  Ponty said:

When did they become popular anyway?

 

What Saintkip?

 

He isnt popular, he's a mongtard

[Weston Super Saint]

  Ponty said:

When did they become popular anyway?

 

They?

[Ponty]

They = Stag weeks, as opposed to stag nights.

[Hatch]

I've got a stag week in Vegas next year.

 

Probably have to remortgage the house to pay for it

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Im yet to decide on my stag destination. My best mate is getting married a month before me and as we share a lot fo the same mates (he has them during the week, I get them at weekends) We have decided to have a joint long weekend or week somewhere like Ibiza or Magaluf, then our own night or weekend somewhere over here. Im thinking Newcastle or Cardiff

[notnowcato]

  Im_no_sinner said:

Im yet to decide on my stag destination. My best mate is getting married a month before me and as we share a lot fo the same mates (he has them during the week, I get them at weekends) We have decided to have a joint long weekend or week somewhere like Ibiza or Magaluf, then our own night or weekend somewhere over here. Im thinking Newcastle or Cardiff

 

...and what about St. Kip??

 

:smt040

[dubai_phil]

  Im_no_sinner said:

Im yet to decide on my stag destination. My best mate is getting married a month before me and as we share a lot fo the same mates (he has them during the week, I get them at weekends) We have decided to have a joint long weekend or week somewhere like Ibiza or Magaluf, then our own night or weekend somewhere over here. Im thinking Newcastle or Cardiff

 

Last September I was tasked with the awesome role of arranging my mate's stag week.....

 

In Bangkok....

 

Boy we were sooooooo BAD. We did all those things you should never do on a Stag trip.

 

Shopping, getting new suits, visiting temples, canal boat trips, fine dining........

 

honest

[Junction 9]

  Hatch said:

I've got a stag week in Vegas next year.

 

Probably have to remortgage the house to pay for it

 

That will be so good, cracking place to have one.

[Ponty]

  Hatch said:

I've got a stag week in Vegas next year.

 

Probably have to remortgage the house to pay for it

Have you seen "Very Bad Things"?

[dubai_phil]

  Ponty said:

Have you seen "Very Bad Things"?

 

We sure did in Bangkok

 

oh you meant the movie

 

sorry

 

oops

 

please disregard the previous comment we stayed in and watched TV's all night

 

NO bugger that didn't come out right either,

 

oh sod it

[Johnny Shearer]

I dont care where he is as I dont know him!

[saint_stevo]

I miss Ohio Saint

 

He once PM'd me when he was new telling me how much he enjoyed reading my posts.

 

True Story

[Johnny Shearer]

  saint_stevo said:

I miss Ohio Saint

 

He once PM'd me when he was new telling me how much he enjoyed reading my posts.

 

True Story

 

You have a new PM.

[saint_stevo]

  Johnny Shearer said:

You have a new PM.

 

No, no i dont

[Thedelldays]

where is Deano6..?

 

he got me banned once for letting believe I was a MOD

 

Baj does not like that

[Johnny Shearer]

  saint_stevo said:

No, no i dont

 

LOL. I did start writing one but then thought that may be a little stalkerish. \\:D/

[saint_stevo]

Go mad johnny, i will reply after w@nking watching Diary of a call girl

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  saint_stevo said:

Go mad johnny, i will reply after w@nking watching Diary of a call girl

 

Glad im not the only one who likes that. Billy is fit. You maybe able to settle this arguement I have with a mate...

 

Is that Billy's tattyboggles you see or do they get a boob double in?

 

And from one professional women watcher to another, if it is a boob double, do you not agree they could have got someone with better mamories, rather than some that wouldnt look out of place on an ogranutan?

[Johnny Shearer]

Body double fo'sure.

 

And yes they should have got some Page 3 bird in with nice Babylons.

[saints_is_the_south]

Cucumber up the bum treatment? Time for scott_saints to call an ambulance IMO.

[saintkiptanui]

You can all stop worrying, I alive and well.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  saintkiptanui said:

You can all stop worrying, I alive and well.

 

With a freshly shaved penis in your head and your anal virginity no longer existing?

[saintkiptanui]

I got away lightly, you see my friends are not idiots. each day I had to dress very badly with items they had found at markets, bad shoes, bad jeans with rips and diamonds on, bad caps and bad shirts, they made me look like a c*ckle but not stupid enough to make it obvious I was on a stag do, thus making it very uncomfortable for me, I spent the week hiding in the corners of pubs so no hotties could laugh at me.

[Johnny Shearer]

  saintkiptanui said:

I got away lightly, you see my friends are not idiots. each day I had to dress very badly with items they had found at markets, bad shoes, bad jeans with rips and diamonds on, bad caps and bad shirts, they made me look like a c*ckle but not stupid enough to make it obvious I was on a stag do, thus making it very uncomfortable for me, I spent the week hiding in the corners of pubs so no hotties could laugh at me.

 

Really SaintKip went crazy on a rambling trip, spotted trains and book club week to Charles Dickens Land.

 

Good times.

[scott_saints]

I reckonz he has a cucumber stuck up his bum.

[saintkiptanui]

I had fun because my mates ain't sp*stics.

[Jillyanne]

  scott_saints said:

I reckonz he has a cucumber stuck up his bum.

 

Marrow.

[Weston Super Saint]

  saintkiptanui said:

I had fun because my mates ain't sp*stics.

 

Imagine the fun you could have had if they were.

[Scudamore]

  saintkiptanui said:

I had fun because my mates ain't sp*stics.

 

I was thinking this at the time of the original thread...

 

You reap what you sow when it comes to mates...if you're a c::nt then it's most likely your mates are gonna be c::nts as well...

 

So apparently (despite your angry posts at times) you're a nice bloke...with a good set of mates...

 

With that you'll be alright in life...

[saintkiptanui]

  Scudamore said:

I was thinking this at the time of the original thread...

 

You reap what you sow when it comes to mates...if you're a c::nt then it's most likely your mates are gonna be c::nts as well...

 

So apparently (despite your angry posts at times) you're a nice bloke...with a good set of mates...

 

With that you'll be alright in life...

I think you have hit the nail on the head. I've met quite a few posters and everyone of them has fallen in love with me.

[Scudamore]

  saintkiptanui said:

I think you have hit the nail on the head. I've met quite a few posters and everyone of them has fallen in love with me.

 

This was when i fell in love with you...

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1475

 

Lend us a fiver would you...i'm a bit short at the moment...

[saint_stevo]

my friends are angry morons.

 

What does this mean?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

  saint_stevo said:

my friends are angry morons.

 

What does this mean?

 

That you should leave them alone.

 

HTH

[Scudamore]

  saint_stevo said:

my friends are angry morons.

 

What does this mean?

 

It means you shouldn't get married...

[Thedelldays]

  saintkiptanui said:

I got away lightly, you see my friends are not idiots. each day I had to dress very badly with items they had found at markets, bad shoes, bad jeans with rips and diamonds on, bad caps and bad shirts, they made me look like a c*ckle but not stupid enough to make it obvious I was on a stag do, thus making it very uncomfortable for me, I spent the week hiding in the corners of pubs so no hotties could laugh at me.

 

 

sounds like you had a right "hoot"..

[saintkiptanui]

  Thedelldays said:

sounds like you had a right "hoot"..

I really wanted to **** fat slags and dive for bottles of champagne and go to r&b clubs and listen to hard euro house and be a general c*nt but they wouldn't let me:(

[Junction 9]

Good to see you back in one piece Kippy. Was the Cornish cottage idea a good one?

[saint_stevo]

What does it feel like to actually know you want to marry someone?

[Junction 9]

  saint_stevo said:

What does it feel like to actually know you want to marry someone?

 

That's a bit deep for Muppet. Start a Lounge thread about it.

[saint_stevo]

  Junction 9 said:

That's a bit deep for Muppet. Start a Lounge thread about it.

 

i dont want a thread attached to my name with such a title.

would rather bury it in a thread like this.....

[saintkiptanui]

  Junction 9 said:

Good to see you back in one piece Kippy. Was the Cornish cottage idea a good one?

I think it was a great success, after each f*cked up night we had a night off the next night and waking up to the sound of the sea and the views has made me want to buy the house, it truely was stunning. It was just good to be around my best mates all together, when you get past your 30's thats a very rare thing:smt049

[Thedelldays]

  saintkiptanui said:

I think it was a great success, after each f*cked up night we had a night off the next night and waking up to the sound of the sea and the views has made me want to buy the house, it truely was stunning. It was just good to be around my best mates all together, when you get past your 30's thats a very rare thing:smt049

pretty much like my gaff then..

[saint_stevo]

  saintkiptanui said:

I think it was a great success, after each f*cked up night we had a night off the next night and waking up to the sound of the sea and the views has made me want to buy the house, it truely was stunning. It was just good to be around my best mates all together, when you get past your 30's thats a very rare thing:smt049

 

Your over 30?

Oh Dear

[Junction 9]

  Thedelldays said:

pretty much like my gaff then..

 

I don't think Plymouth docks count.

[Weston Super Saint]

I guess this can be locked now...

[TopGun]

Kip has committed SWF hari-kari!