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Just received this in an email entitled "QPR fan has a go on their official website" not sure how that works. But it is spot on!

 

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I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.

 

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

 

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.

 

I mean really gash.

 

Football generally.

 

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

 

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

 

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

 

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

 

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

 

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.

 

I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii.

 

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

 

I hate Garth Crooks.

 

I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter.

 

I hate Sky Sports.

 

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.

 

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

 

I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

 

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.

 

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.

 

I hate Phil Brown.

 

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT!

 

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

 

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

 

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering.

 

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

 

I hate Leeds.

 

I hate Roy Keane.

 

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

 

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

 

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

 

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

 

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

 

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

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I can agree with a lot he says. The bit about us is a tad unfair as the Skates got away with more when they went into admin. QPR probably would have died if it hadnt been for their rich owners.

In the main though spot on especially the overpaid footballers stuff.

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Just received this in an email entitled "QPR fan has a go on their official website" not sure how that works. But it is spot on!

 

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I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.

 

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

 

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.

 

I mean really gash.

 

Football generally.

 

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

 

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

 

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

 

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

 

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

 

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.

 

I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii.

 

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

 

I hate Garth Crooks.

 

I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter.

 

I hate Sky Sports.

 

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.

 

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

 

I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

 

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.

 

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.

 

I hate Phil Brown.

 

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT!

 

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

 

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

 

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering.

 

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

 

I hate Leeds.

 

I hate Roy Keane.

 

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

 

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

 

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

 

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

 

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

 

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

 

I bet he still doesn't feel half as bad as the Skates do, and they have more to come!

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i hate gary lineker too

 

he's a sex pest, and not in a good way.

 

A friend's sister worked as a make-up artist for the beeb a few years back and the golden rule amongst them was 'watch out for Gary Lineker and John Lesley' as both were famous for having wandering hands and generally being total slime-balls.

 

And I think we can all agree, being put in the same class as John Lesley, for anything, is not a good thing.

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A friend's sister worked as a make-up artist for the beeb a few years back and the golden rule amongst them was 'watch out for Gary Lineker and John Lesley' as both were famous for having wandering hands and generally being total slime-balls.

 

And I think we can all agree, being put in the same class as John Lesley, for anything, is not a good thing.

 

wonder what flavour crisps he would wish for. Fishy fingers perhaps

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Good post by the QPR fan.

 

I hate that John Motson is portrayed as ' Genial John' ,everyone's favourite uncle figure on BBC yet he is a miserable old c^nt when kids approach him for autographs (and possibly a sheepskin wearing trouser fumbler) in real life,

 

Man U...just hate them,their plastic fans and the salivating arselicking media coverage..and anyone playing for them now,and for evermore...

 

(ditto Everton)

 

none too fond of the Yids (the white hart lane variety) either.

 

Also:

 

Cup draws that have been prostituted for the benefit of ITV

 

Making celebrities out of second rate players as analysts ..(clue there) such as Brazil and Townsend

 

Token ethnics such as Crooks and Earle who would not be there in the first place but for...

 

Christ the list is endless....

 

(oh and the Redknob and the skates...of course)

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