SO16_Saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Aaaargh - I have lost my wallet in my house somewhere (i think). :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Well stop fannying around on here and look for it. Check your inside coat pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Well stop fannying around on here and look for it. Check your inside coat pocket. i've looked for it for 3 days straight, and im thinking that if i stop looking for it, i will find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 have you looked under the bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Where is the last place you are likely to look for it? I assume it will be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 I bet you find it in the last place you look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 I had the same problem a few years ago, my wallet was mising for a week. I eventually found it on top of the wardrobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Have spent many a morning trying to locate my wallet, having come home ****ed the night before. Same with keys. The thing with keys is you know you have them somewhere, as you managed to get in the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 What colour is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 I bet you find it in the last place you look. Good shout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Le Taxi Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 If you've left it in a taxi i'm SURE one of my colleagues will endeavour to return it to you intact! (-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 If you've left it in a taxi i'm SURE one of my colleagues will endeavour to return it to you intact! (-; What's the oddest thing that you've heard of being left in a taxi Jeff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 I have lost my wallet in my house somewhere You lost your wallet, where ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 i have a device attached to my wallet that i can phone and it makes a noise. Got one on the keys too. I am cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 i have a device attached to my wallet that i can phone and it makes a noise. Got one on the keys too. I am cool Steve, that is sooooo uncool it has to be cool. Well it would be cool, if it wasn't so uncool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Jealousy is uncouth nnc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Try under your car seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Check the fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 I can only empathise. I've never lost my wallet. I'm a tightarse you see, and no other bugger is going near it, so I keep it close at all times. You'll find it inside a shoe. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 (edited) It's in the laundry basket, in the back pocket of your jeans. Edited 21 January, 2010 by Jillyanne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 It's in the boot of the car - HTH. We're talking wallets here Jilly. Man talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 19 January, 2010 all very VERY helpful hints, cheers. i will be sure to check the fridge when i get home, and the boot of my car, as well as under the drivers seat later. Saint Lard - it's black. Seen it? DMS - tried the top of my wardrobe - nothing! those people who said it will be in the last place i look - wrong - i'm going to keep on looking, just to prove you wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 all very VERY helpful hints, cheers. i will be sure to check the fridge when i get home, and the boot of my car, as well as under the drivers seat later. Saint Lard - it's black. Seen it? DMS - tried the top of my wardrobe - nothing! those people who said it will be in the last place i look - wrong - i'm going to keep on looking, just to prove you wrong! It was only me and RedAndWhite91 that said that. The least you could have done is name checked us both (like you did Saint lard and DMS). As you didn't I'm gonna start looking for your wallet myself and if I find it I'll take out any cash, credit cards & pics of naked girls I find in it, then I will leave the wallet with just your blockbuster membership card, local taxi firm business card and saints trust membership card on your driveway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolsaint29 Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Have you checked under the cushions on the sofa or the front door step. That's where my son hides everything at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Glove compartment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 i havent got it, just got in from work and checked every where, definately not here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 It was only me and RedAndWhite91 that said that. The least you could have done is name checked us both (like you did Saint lard and DMS). As you didn't I'm gonna start looking for your wallet myself and if I find it I'll take out any cash, credit cards & pics of naked girls I find in it, then I will leave the wallet with just your blockbuster membership card, local taxi firm business card and saints trust membership card on your driveway! Can we go shares on the pics of naked women please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Can we go shares on the pics of naked women please? Sure, if there are any fatties or oldies they are all yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 have a look in the toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 19 January, 2010 It was only me and RedAndWhite91 that said that. The least you could have done is name checked us both (like you did Saint lard and DMS). As you didn't I'm gonna start looking for your wallet myself and if I find it I'll take out any cash, credit cards & pics of naked girls I find in it, then I will leave the wallet with just your blockbuster membership card, local taxi firm business card and saints trust membership card on your driveway! Can we go shares on the pics of naked women please? Spuddie / RAW91 - this one's for you:- Cash - you'll be lucky. If you find any, i'll tell the Mrs she's missed some. Naked girl pics - again, if you do see the wallet, let me know where the pics are, because i've been searching for those, too. Blockbuster card - It's no longer in the wallet, wherever the **** that is, because i used the card to scrape the ice off the window last week in our cold snap Taxi card - Im gonna use Jeff Le Taxi - he seems a nice bloke who wouldn't steal ANYTHING from ANYONE - EVER SaintsTrust card - :smt015 :smt081 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 all very VERY helpful hints, cheers. i will be sure to check the fridge when i get home, and the boot of my car, as well as under the drivers seat later. Saint Lard - it's black. Seen it? DMS - tried the top of my wardrobe - nothing! those people who said it will be in the last place i look - wrong - i'm going to keep on looking, just to prove you wrong! Nope,the one i found was brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Try work, if not then try down the back of somewhere you haven't looked, or somewhere you have looked just incase. I lost my ring once, searched everywhere including the back of the computer, then I accused someone of stealing it, only to have a flash back 6 months later of me knocking it down the back of the computer, and by sure it was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69 saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Can you be 100% sure that its in your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Nope,the one i found was brown. bugger Try work, if not then try down the back of somewhere you haven't looked, or somewhere you have looked just incase. I lost my ring once, searched everywhere including the back of the computer, then I accused someone of stealing it, only to have a flash back 6 months later of me knocking it down the back of the computer, and by sure it was there. tried work, not there. You must have a pretty good memory to remember 6 months down the line, but a sh:t short term, erm, er, ah yeah, memory. Can you be 100% sure that its in your house? No - but im hedging my bets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jeweller Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Check the fridge how weired that was also my first thought,good luck Bridgey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 It's gone through the wash in your trousers which have been hung out on the line. The wallet has fallen out of the pocket and is in the flowerbed or a passing fox has made off with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Did you have any strange men back last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Did you have any strange men back last night? No, just normal ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 He might have left it in the cellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 i have a device attached to my wallet that i can phone and it makes a noise. Got one on the keys too. I am cool What if you loose your phone ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Have you tried looking in the place you last had it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 I reckon the evil little pixies broke into your house and took it. They believe that it is the centre of their world, and as such are going to worship the wallet and everything in it. They also like milk. Are you missing any milk Bridgey? Because that'd point the finger at the pixies. If you're ok for milk, there's a chance it wasn't them. FWIW I think you made up the wallet. It never existed. You carry stuff loose in your pocket and the wallet is a metaphor for life. Or perhaps it was eaten by the rabid monkey that broke out of Chessington World of Adventures t'other day... Apparently he has a penchant for leather - he broke in to a branch of Land of Leather and caused £483k of damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Have you tried looking in the place you last had it? Very Lee Evans!!! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Is there any chance that Josef Fritzl could have been round and dug out a little basement? If not, just accuse the Mrs of stealing it. I'll bet she goes out and buys you a new one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69 saint Posted 19 January, 2010 Share Posted 19 January, 2010 Can't you just buy another one and save all the stress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 January, 2010 Share Posted 20 January, 2010 You need a good hypnotist to take you back to your last shared memory of time spent with your wallet. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 January, 2010 Share Posted 20 January, 2010 Spuddie / RAW91 - this one's for you:- Cash - you'll be lucky. If you find any, i'll tell the Mrs she's missed some. Naked girl pics - again, if you do see the wallet, let me know where the pics are, because i've been searching for those, too. Blockbuster card - It's no longer in the wallet, wherever the **** that is, because i used the card to scrape the ice off the window last week in our cold snap Taxi card - Im gonna use Jeff Le Taxi - he seems a nice bloke who wouldn't steal ANYTHING from ANYONE - EVER SaintsTrust card - :smt015 :smt081 Your wallet sounds boring as! Thanks for the recognition there, but after that description of the contents of your wallet, I think you should just buy another one. And actually put some stuff in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 20 January, 2010 Share Posted 20 January, 2010 You need a good hypnotist to take you back to your last shared memory of time spent with your wallet. HTH Sounds to me like someone was taking their wallet for granted if they can't remember every moment spent together. Perhaps this is the reason that his wallet has left him. Maybe some time apart will do them both good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 January, 2010 Share Posted 20 January, 2010 I think it could be up here: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=213_1263927902 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettuce Posted 20 January, 2010 Share Posted 20 January, 2010 Can you be 100% sure that its in your house?Furthermore, are you sure it's your house you're looking in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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