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I had the same problem a few years ago, my wallet was mising for a week. I eventually found it on top of the wardrobe.

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all very VERY helpful hints, cheers. i will be sure to check the fridge when i get home, and the boot of my car, as well as under the drivers seat later.

 

Saint Lard - it's black. Seen it?

 

DMS - tried the top of my wardrobe - nothing!

 

those people who said it will be in the last place i look - wrong - i'm going to keep on looking, just to prove you wrong!

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all very VERY helpful hints, cheers. i will be sure to check the fridge when i get home, and the boot of my car, as well as under the drivers seat later.

 

Saint Lard - it's black. Seen it?

 

DMS - tried the top of my wardrobe - nothing!

 

those people who said it will be in the last place i look - wrong - i'm going to keep on looking, just to prove you wrong!

 

It was only me and RedAndWhite91 that said that. The least you could have done is name checked us both (like you did Saint lard and DMS). As you didn't I'm gonna start looking for your wallet myself and if I find it I'll take out any cash, credit cards & pics of naked girls I find in it, then I will leave the wallet with just your blockbuster membership card, local taxi firm business card and saints trust membership card on your driveway! :)

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It was only me and RedAndWhite91 that said that. The least you could have done is name checked us both (like you did Saint lard and DMS). As you didn't I'm gonna start looking for your wallet myself and if I find it I'll take out any cash, credit cards & pics of naked girls I find in it, then I will leave the wallet with just your blockbuster membership card, local taxi firm business card and saints trust membership card on your driveway! :)

 

Can we go shares on the pics of naked women please?

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It was only me and RedAndWhite91 that said that. The least you could have done is name checked us both (like you did Saint lard and DMS). As you didn't I'm gonna start looking for your wallet myself and if I find it I'll take out any cash, credit cards & pics of naked girls I find in it, then I will leave the wallet with just your blockbuster membership card, local taxi firm business card and saints trust membership card on your driveway! :)

 

Can we go shares on the pics of naked women please?

 

Spuddie / RAW91 - this one's for you:-

 

Cash - you'll be lucky. If you find any, i'll tell the Mrs she's missed some.

Naked girl pics - again, if you do see the wallet, let me know where the pics are, because i've been searching for those, too.

Blockbuster card - It's no longer in the wallet, wherever the **** that is, because i used the card to scrape the ice off the window last week in our cold snap

Taxi card - Im gonna use Jeff Le Taxi - he seems a nice bloke who wouldn't steal ANYTHING from ANYONE - EVER

SaintsTrust card - :smt015

 

:smt081

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all very VERY helpful hints, cheers. i will be sure to check the fridge when i get home, and the boot of my car, as well as under the drivers seat later.

 

Saint Lard - it's black. Seen it?

 

DMS - tried the top of my wardrobe - nothing!

 

those people who said it will be in the last place i look - wrong - i'm going to keep on looking, just to prove you wrong!

 

Nope,the one i found was brown.

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Try work, if not then try down the back of somewhere you haven't looked, or somewhere you have looked just incase.

 

I lost my ring once, searched everywhere including the back of the computer, then I accused someone of stealing it, only to have a flash back 6 months later of me knocking it down the back of the computer, and by sure it was there.

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Nope,the one i found was brown.

 

bugger

 

Try work, if not then try down the back of somewhere you haven't looked, or somewhere you have looked just incase.

 

I lost my ring once, searched everywhere including the back of the computer, then I accused someone of stealing it, only to have a flash back 6 months later of me knocking it down the back of the computer, and by sure it was there.

 

tried work, not there.

 

You must have a pretty good memory to remember 6 months down the line, but a sh:t short term, erm, er, ah yeah, memory.

 

Can you be 100% sure that its in your house?

 

No - but im hedging my bets...

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I reckon the evil little pixies broke into your house and took it. They believe that it is the centre of their world, and as such are going to worship the wallet and everything in it.

 

They also like milk. Are you missing any milk Bridgey? Because that'd point the finger at the pixies. If you're ok for milk, there's a chance it wasn't them.

 

FWIW I think you made up the wallet. It never existed. You carry stuff loose in your pocket and the wallet is a metaphor for life.

 

Or perhaps it was eaten by the rabid monkey that broke out of Chessington World of Adventures t'other day... Apparently he has a penchant for leather - he broke in to a branch of Land of Leather and caused £483k of damage.

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Spuddie / RAW91 - this one's for you:-

 

Cash - you'll be lucky. If you find any, i'll tell the Mrs she's missed some.

Naked girl pics - again, if you do see the wallet, let me know where the pics are, because i've been searching for those, too.

Blockbuster card - It's no longer in the wallet, wherever the **** that is, because i used the card to scrape the ice off the window last week in our cold snap

Taxi card - Im gonna use Jeff Le Taxi - he seems a nice bloke who wouldn't steal ANYTHING from ANYONE - EVER

SaintsTrust card - :smt015

 

:smt081

 

Your wallet sounds boring as! Thanks for the recognition there, but after that description of the contents of your wallet, I think you should just buy another one. And actually put some stuff in it...

 

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You need a good hypnotist to take you back to your last shared memory of time spent with your wallet.

 

HTH

 

Sounds to me like someone was taking their wallet for granted if they can't remember every moment spent together.

 

Perhaps this is the reason that his wallet has left him. Maybe some time apart will do them both good.

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