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If so, try this simple technique.

 

Crouch down and pretend to pat a small dog on the head, keep going, and with the other hand reach up high to the sky and pretend to screw in a lightbulb, keep doing both actions whilst smiling like you've just won £6,000,000 on a scratchcard.

 

 

You are now a fully trained Bollywood actor.

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I once had an audition for a porn movie, in which I had to service a ladies football team one after another .... but disaster struck, as i was about to do the biz with player number 11 Mr Floppy paid me a visit :( ..... unbeleivable .... everything went so well in rehearsals 2 hours earlier :p

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I once had an audition for a porn movie, in which I had to service a ladies football team one after another .... but disaster struck, as i was about to do the biz with player number 11 Mr Floppy paid me a visit :( ..... unbeleivable .... everything went so well in rehearsals 2 hours earlier :p

 

What a light weight call yourself a real man.

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I am a film star - Fact.

 

We are not worthy, we are not worthy :prayer:

 

 

Oh, those Brazilians, you know? Circa 1970? Broke the mould. Theory out the window. Free expression of football. Uncategorisable. Is that a word? It is now! You know? Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Rush goalie. Two at the back, three in the middle, four up front, one's gone home for his tea. Beans on toast? Possibly, don't quote me on that. Marvellous.

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