Dog Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 If so, try this simple technique. Crouch down and pretend to pat a small dog on the head, keep going, and with the other hand reach up high to the sky and pretend to screw in a lightbulb, keep doing both actions whilst smiling like you've just won £6,000,000 on a scratchcard. You are now a fully trained Bollywood actor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie Crouchie Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 ...and you're not even going to be banned for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 17 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 17 January, 2010 ...and you're not even going to be banned for that! Banned for what, you fukcing mincer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 17 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 17 January, 2010 People like you make make me ill, how was that offensive in any way ? Get a life you wet fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 Cultural humour which isn't racially offensive. Perhaps there is hope for this forum after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 I once had an audition for a porn movie, in which I had to service a ladies football team one after another .... but disaster struck, as i was about to do the biz with player number 11 Mr Floppy paid me a visit ..... unbeleivable .... everything went so well in rehearsals 2 hours earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 I once had an audition for a porn movie, in which I had to service a ladies football team one after another .... but disaster struck, as i was about to do the biz with player number 11 Mr Floppy paid me a visit ..... unbeleivable .... everything went so well in rehearsals 2 hours earlier What a light weight call yourself a real man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 What a light weight call yourself a real man. I forgot to add that I had to change ends at HT as well ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 I am a film star - Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 I don't think I'm familiar with your work. Did you used to do those Butterkist adverts that appeared prior to the main feature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 I am a film star - Fact. We are not worthy, we are not worthy :prayer: Oh, those Brazilians, you know? Circa 1970? Broke the mould. Theory out the window. Free expression of football. Uncategorisable. Is that a word? It is now! You know? Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Rush goalie. Two at the back, three in the middle, four up front, one's gone home for his tea. Beans on toast? Possibly, don't quote me on that. Marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 17 January, 2010 Share Posted 17 January, 2010 People like you make make me ill, how was that offensive in any way ? Get a life you wet fart. Was such a poor joke, you should be banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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