VectisSaint Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Just a thought, but do we actually want this Jonny guy to play well for us, or do we want to **** him off? Sounds like the sort of songs we would sing to an opposition player. Funny though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Just a thought, but do we actually want this Jonny guy to play well for us, or do we want to **** him off? Sounds like the sort of songs we would sing to an opposition player. Funny though... No-one seems good enough for most people anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 with our lot.. it will be "do do, do do...otsemobor" *clap clap, (point at him)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
didulike1t Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 This could be fun! Anything to do with being shot in the arse perhaps! Suggestions below. pmsl GOT IT! "Patch Up That "Jon O's" Tail" "See How Our Right Back Run's" "Done by Otsemobor they wanna go home" "they wanna go home" "they wanna go home" "This is the worst trip" "They've Ever Been On" der der der "Patch Up That "Jon O's" Tail" "See How Our Right Back Run's" "A Goal from Otsemobor" "we dont wanna go home" "dont wanna go home" "dont wanna go home" "This is the BEST TRIP" "We've Ever Been On" der der der Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 To the Rickie tune praps? He stands at almost six feet four Ot-sem-o-bor He'll never let you feckers score Ot-sem-o-bor He came to Saints instead of Ward He bought a house in Chadler's Ford And Northam boys all love Ot-sem-o-bor I'm starting to think that we could actually adapt that tune for each member of the team and sing them at Wembley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OfnPanad Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Love that one, Big John!! I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Brilliant, yeh. Let's sing the same song for every player. Wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 to the tune of jingle bells Otsemobor Otsemobor Jon Otsemobor He plays for Saints The Mighty Saints Not Norwich anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Ot-sem-ooohhhhh-bor His wifes a whore Ot-sem-ooohhhhh-bor He dont live near Roy Keane anymore Ot-sem-ooohhhhh-bor Got shot in the assss fo' sure Ot-sem-ooohhhhh-bor He's probably poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 As Im ****e at these things, I reckon his name fits in well with the Mary poppins tune! Good Luck! Chim chiminey Chim chiminey Chim chim cher-ee! A sweep is as lucky As lucky can be No where is there A more 'appier crew Than them wot sings "Chim chim cher-ee Chim cher-oo!" On the chim chiminey Chim chim cher-ee Chim cher-oo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Brilliant, yeh. Let's sing the same song for every player. Wonderful. That's what we've done for just about every other player, since the Archers morphed into the Northam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 That's what we've done for just about every other player, since the Archers morphed into the Northam. I know. And it's sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Brilliant, yeh. Let's sing the same song for every player. Wonderful. Well, it wouldn't be the same song, would it? It might be the same tune, but the words would be different. Do you see the difference now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 That's what we've done for just about every other player, since the Archers morphed into the Northam. So where have all these Archers song writer/singers gone? And let's not just use the Rickie Lambert song with amended words for different players, that's gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 OK, we've had our fun making up songs about him being shot in the behind, but the rival fans wouldn't have any clue about what that was about, any more than we would have had if we heard the song sung by the Norwich fans when we play them. There is a song called Semaphore that might have possibilities, but I can't get to hear it and it probably wouldn't work anyway. But one good possibility with a well known tune and words is the Carpenters' "Solitaire" and Otsemobor happily has the same number of syllables. Otsemobor plays right back for our team and every time he plays is like a dream and no need for us to pretend we're going to score again With deadly speed he plays his game and when he plays it always ends the same three points to lift us up once more we played Otsemobor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 How about, to the tune of 'London Bridge is falling down': Song for Jon Otsemebor, semebor, semebor, Song for Jon Otsemebor, our new right back. It fits, and it does the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 We Can't Say his name, We Can't say his nameeeee, Jon (Muffled random shouting), We can't say his name Do people really expect half of the northam to pronouce his name right?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntingdon Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Bearing in mind people have trouble pronouncing his name, what about changing the words to the Ting Tings? They call him Hell They call him Stacey They call him him They call him Jane That's not his name Otsemobor Otsemobor Otsemobor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 We Can't Say his name, We Can't say his nameeeee, Jon (Muffled random shouting), We can't say his name Do people really expect half of the northam to pronouce his name right?! Haha that's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wycombe Saint Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Jon's got two bum holes Jon's got two bum holes La La La La La La La La Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntingdon Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 We could use Bon Jovi's 'You give love a bad name' Shot in the ass His ass is black Otsemobor Our right back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 We could use Bon Jovi's 'You give love a bad name' Shot in the ass His ass is black Otsemobor Our right back Yeah, or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 to Blue Moon - 'no song, we've got no song for Jon, We've got no song for Jon.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsforlife7 Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 I don't know what the song is, but it's the same tune as the Gabby Agbonlahor one at Villa. Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny Ot - sem - o- bor........ And I can't think of anything that goes in that gap, anyone?? Have we got a song for Fonte too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 to Blue Moon - 'no song, we've got no song for Jon, We've got no song for Jon.' It seems to be that I'm pretty well the only one to come up with anything that took a bit of thought and didn't mention him being shot in the bum or us having difficulty with his name. If anybody doesn't like my effort, can they please say why not? Perhaps some on here are too young to know the song Solitaire, or maybe it's considered not cool enough, or something. I'd welcome any suggestions to improve the words, but I think that the basic concept has possibilies and the name fits and scans well. With further thought, I amend it to this. To the tune of Solitaire by the Carpenters:- Otsemobor is fast and that's for sure attacking wide you couldn't ask for sure and there's no doubt inall our minds he's one of Pardew's finds With deadly speed he plays his game and when he plays it always ends the same three points to lift us up once more thanks Jon Otsemobor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 to the tune of the Ronaldo song. he dodged to the left he dodged to the riiiiiiiiiight he got shot in the backside and now he cant shyte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 I don't know what the song is, but it's the same tune as the Gabby Agbonlahor one at Villa. Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny Ot - sem - o- bor........ And I can't think of anything that goes in that gap, anyone?? Have we got a song for Fonte too? Is it Karma Chameleon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsforlife7 Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Is it Karma Chameleon? That's the one, if anybody can add any words to the end it could work easily? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 16 January, 2010 Share Posted 16 January, 2010 To the tune of the adeybayor/his dad washes elephants etc. Otsemebor otsemebor he's not from Brighton but his arse is sore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwantsapint Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 Still no song Try recycling Ostlund song Shrapnel in our right back Shrapnel in our right back na na na na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 theres only one wayne thomas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 31 January, 2010 Share Posted 31 January, 2010 'I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Otsemobor'' would fit better. We've been trying to get this going since we signed him. Got a few laughs, but hasn't really taken off yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 31 January, 2010 Share Posted 31 January, 2010 How about 'Loves Great Adventure' by Ultravox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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