Son of Bob Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 This could be fun! Anything to do with being shot in the arse perhaps! Suggestions below.
Son of Bob Posted 14 January, 2010 Author Posted 14 January, 2010 Shot in the arse Shot in the arse Jon Otsemobor He got shot in the arse OK... obvious I know!
Judge_B Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 If Rage Against The Machine can be Christmas no.1 then I don't see why they can't be a hit in the stands too You've been to the pub You're now in the club You're buying a pint at the bar You've got a bullet in your bum...
dignified_blunderer Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw
Crab Lungs Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 dignified_blunderer said: shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw lmfao!!!
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 dignified_blunderer said: shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw You're left wingers' due a bad game?
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Jon Otsemobor...
david in sweden Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Son of Bob said: This could be fun! Anything to do with being shot in the arse perhaps! Suggestions below. Apparantly, Norwich fan site says his nickname is ...SEMI ! (make what you can of that ):confused:
Son of Bob Posted 14 January, 2010 Author Posted 14 January, 2010 david in sweden said: Apparantly, Norwich fan site says his nickname is ...SEMI ! (make what you can of that ):confused: We've all got a semi, we've all got a semi, lal la la la, la la la la.
Glasgow_Saint Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Pancake said: I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Jon Otsemobor... Winner, winner chicken dinner!
Arizona Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Jon Otsemobor do do do Doesn't involve a cap in the ass, but probably easier to sing.
Bartosz Bialkowski Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Glasgow_Saint said: Winner, winner chicken dinner! Need to drop the Jon to make it fit i think. But sounds good to me
Son of Bob Posted 14 January, 2010 Author Posted 14 January, 2010 Pancake said: I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Jon Otsemobor... 'I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Otsemobor'' would fit better.
Hatch Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 he's got got a bullet ( He's got a bullet ) He's got a bullet in his arse Ostemobor has got a bullet he's got a bullet in his arse
Midfield_General Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 dignified_blunderer said: shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw Shot in the arse And he's to blame He can't pronounce His own name
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Son of Bob said: 'I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Otsemobor'' would fit better. Oh yes! For some odd reason I've always read and said his name as "Ostembor" which is totally wrong.
bungle Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Arizona said: Jon Otsemobor do do do Doesn't involve a cap in the ass, but probably easier to sing. Yawn.
St Landrew Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Pancake said: Oh yes! For some odd reason I've always read and said his name as "Ostembor" which is totally wrong. Always..? Christ almighty, you must have some varied conversations, mate. And what is all this making up songs for players have been on the books for all of 5 minutes..? I'll look forward to the day when we trot out songs for kids who have just been scouted for down Shirley wreck. I mean, give the bloke a chance to prove himself before singing his praises.
bungle Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 St Landrew said: Always..? Christ almighty, you must have some varied conversations, mate. And what is all this making up songs for players have been on the books for all of 5 minutes..? I'll look forward to the day when we trot out songs for kids who have just been scouted for down Shirley wreck. I mean, give the bloke a chance to prove himself before singing his praises. What a load of nonsense. Used to be a day when we had a different song for every player Saints put out on the pitch. Didn't matter if they were any good or not, they were Saints players. Didn't expect you to make a comment like that, more like an Arizona comment.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 If I had been shot, I wouldn't want thousands of people to remind me of the incident.
Hatch Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Goes the gansters gun. Run, Jonny, run, Jonny, run. Run Jonny - run Jonny- Run! Run! Run!
Arizona Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 TBF Bungle, you do seem to have a sad obsession with myself and a handful of other posters on this site. Now run along and worship sports personality of the year Phil Taylor. Typical conversation with Bungle: "In my opinion 2 + 2 = 3.99" Bungle, "oh what a stupid, boring fool you are. Everyone knows 2 + 2 = 5, you're a moron"
The Fat Controller Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 You'll play more games than Pulis More games than Pulis You'll play more games than Pulis
CB Saint Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Not sure how to pronounce his name but am hoping that it rhymes wit "my arse is sore"
Give it to Ron Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Going by the way his signing has been met by some " Your sh1t and you know you are...."
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Sat on a bullet... He really sat on a bullet... (To "Guantanamera" obviously)
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 St Landrew said: Always..? Christ almighty, you must have some varied conversations, mate. Sorry, lost me mate!
saint_stevo Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Got shot in teh arse, his name is farce Jonny Jonny thingy.
.comsaint Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Shot in the arris? Jonny O - the man with 2 ringpieces! Must be a song there somwhere...
St Landrew Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Pancake said: Sorry, lost me mate! What I meant was, was that you said, I always say Ostember [or whatever] instead of... [whatever else he's actually called]. I mean, I've only just heard of the bloke. I've yet to utter his name. Yet you write as if you talk about these obscure players on a regular basis. No offence meant, just curious.
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 St Landrew said: What I meant was, was that you said, I always say Ostember [or whatever] instead of... [whatever else he's actually called]. I mean, I've only just heard of the bloke. I've yet to utter his name. Yet you write as if you talk about these obscure players on a regular basis. No offence meant, just curious. Oh I see.
OfnPanad Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 He's here to translate for fellow scouser Lambert - obviously mates already as Lambo's given Jon his training top for the pik on the OS!
Colinjb Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 We've got Ot-semobor, we've got Ot-semobor...... Etc
SuperMikey Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Otsemoboooooor Otsemoboooooor His arse is sore, His arse is sore Oh Johnny Otsemoboooor
percy windham Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Midfield_General said: Shot in the arse And he's to blame He can't pronounce His own name this, or the sheriff one. all others are gash
RedAndWhite91 Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Midfield_General said: Shot in the arse And he's to blame He can't pronounce His own name I'm sure he'd love that.
Panda Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Here one for the over 60's: Jonny Jonny Otsemobor-cassenella-vogan-by-the-sea I think I now say "I'll get my coat"
Block 5 Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Son of Bob said: 'I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Otsemobor'' would fit better. This wins by a mile. Lock the thread.
SoccerMom Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Block 5 said: This wins by a mile. Lock the thread. Very obscure and puzzling to away fans who won't know what the **** it's all about. Johnny B Goode is an obvious alternative.
Saint_clark Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Something to cama chameleon would be good.
Block 5 Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 SoccerMom said: Very obscure and puzzling to away fans who won't know what the **** it's all about. Johnny B Goode is an obvious alternative. It will give those away fans who actually possess a brain something to ponder over.
SNSUN Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 dignified_blunderer said: shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw Shot in the arse, and who's to blame? You give Liverpool a bad name. Shot in the arse, and who's to blame? You give full backs a bad name. (Perhaps one for the haters) SHot in the arse and who's to blame? You're called "Semi" coz you've half a brain. (See above) Shot in the arse, and who's to blame? At right back til Murty's back in the frame... (effing terrible)
david in sweden Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Panda said: Here one for the over 60's: Jonny Jonny Otsemobor-cassenella-vogan-by-the-sea I think I now say "I'll get my coat" Actually thats a little bit funny....a song by Max Bygraves, I think:confused: mm..on second thoughts maybe it wasn't so funny !
Panda Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 david in sweden said: Actually thats a little bit funny....a song by Max Bygraves, I think:confused: mm..on second thoughts maybe it wasn't so funny ! Yes David, it was particularly irritating song by Max Bygraves played every week for years by Uncle Mac on Children's Favourites. It went something like: There's a tiny house (children sing: There's a tiny house) By a tiny stream (children repeat) Where a lovely lass (children echo again) Had a lovely dream (children ...) And the dream came true quite unexpectedly in ... Jonny Jonny Otsemobor-cassenella-vogan-by-the-sea. I hated the song yet I can remember the words some fifty years on - funny thing memory!
tttdcs Posted 14 January, 2010 Posted 14 January, 2010 Hatch said: Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Goes the gansters gun. Run, Jonny, run, Jonny, run. Run Jonny - run Jonny- Run! Run! Run! My vote for this one ! :-)
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