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Just read in the Telegraph that Belgium is just about to run out of Stella and Leffe beers due to blockades by factory workers.

 

Funnily enough Hoegaarden is made in the same factory but there are no reports of any shortages - can't think why

 

Presumably Belgian domestic violence will fall too.

 

To truly appreciate Hoegaarden you have to have arrived for the Spa Francorchamps F1 Grand Prix late on a Thursday evening in the pouring rain, put up a tent in the pouring rain and then quickly nipped into a supermarket to buy 96 bottles of cheap lager for you and your mate to drink over the next 4 days.

 

That first sip...oh my God...what have we done. But after 4 days had passed and Damon Hill have won, I have to tell you I love it.

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What?! But Stella is my beer of choice on the train to away games :(

 

Don't worry yourself. The Stella over here is manufactured in a petrochemical plant on Tees-side and has never had so much as a sniff of Belgian air.

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Originally Posted by St Landrew

Big deal. Lagers in any case, so only any use for drinking when there's nothing with twigs and pond-life in to imbibe.

 

:smt023

 

 

 

As old George (RIP), erstwhile landlord of The Willow in Winchester, used to say, way back when -

 

'another pint of Itchen Sir?'

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I only drink lager on the train, not sure why. I'm going through a bit of a Strongbow phase at the moment, something I missed out on when I was 15 and drinking on a park bench.

 

Other than that I am seemingly one of the only people in my generation to actually like, and drink, bitter and real ale. And sometimes I get the p!ss taken out of me for it!

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I only drink lager on the train, not sure why. I'm going through a bit of a Strongbow phase at the moment, something I missed out on when I was 15 and drinking on a park bench.

 

Other than that I am seemingly one of the only people in my generation to actually like, and drink, bitter and real ale. And sometimes I get the p!ss taken out of me for it!

 

Proper beer. Tbh, people who drink lager ought to have the p!ss taken out of them. They're drinking so much of it.

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Beer snobs are all fat and have beards and think they are drinking Eve's pusssy juice. Beer is lager with a sickly sweet taste, although Stella has to be the most horrifc drink known to man, not only because it's tastes like cheap whiskey but it can turn a mild mannered man into a murdering nutjob.

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I'll drink any booze to be honest, depends what mood I'm in.

 

Well same here, of course. Just that I never confuse quality with something that happens to quench the thirst.

 

BTW, Skip. If that reference earlier was to me, I'm not fat and I don't have a beard. Go have a re-think. :)

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Are bitter and real ale the same thing?

 

Not necessarily.

 

Basically real ale is any beer that undergoes secondary fermentation in the cask. It could be bitter, lager, mild, stout, porter, barley wine, fruit beer whatever.

 

If any of the above are pasteurised so that the yeast is killed they stop being real ale.

 

Eg John Smiths smoothflow is a bitter (or an apology for one) but isn't real ale.

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