How well would you do in the Prem?

[hamster]

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As above, not very far.

 

words of wisdom here from one of our own...must be good then!

 

[Huffton]

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As above, not very far.

 

From looking at that though he's not training with a pro club? WHat I meant was to be taken on by a club for a whole year, to live as a pro for that year. Good luck to that lad but it looks a bit 'Simon Clifford' to me, and we all know what a force in football Garforth Town are!

[saints-cris]

The only way you would score any is if one bounced off your arse or fell at your feet providing with with a wide open goal from 2 yards.

Apart from that, you would be dominated physically from the very start. Lets take the example of Titus Bramble. He's strong, much stonger than any of us so every time you went up for a header, he'd barge you out the way and clear it no problem. He would muscles you off the ball very casually everytime, and you would knacker yourself out in the process of failing.

You would play the whole game with your back towards the goal, recieving passes much harder than you're used to, fluffing every touch and if you tried to turn, you'd fail, even if you succeed, you would be hilariously slow in comparison. And this is just Titus Bramble.

These guys have been training at the top level since they were around 15, and peak around 25/26, so if you think you can do a job anywhere near the top level, you are way off.

[Deppo]

I would absolutely flourish in the Premiership, and be picked up by Real Madrid within a couple of seasons.

[Hatch]

I could get into Liverpools team I reckon