Words with Other Meanings

[Arizona]

Carpentry - A way in for ornamental fish

 

Miniscule - A toddler's play group in Liverpool

 

Ethics - A place where girls with white Stilettos live

 

Surprise - Food and ammunition for the Chinese army

 

Dissident - Foreigner pointing out damage to your car

 

Succeed - How a beekless budgie eats

 

Acquire - Group of people who sing in church

 

Convex - To annoy prison inmates

 

Circumvent - A hole in the front of Jewish boxer shorts

 

Colander - Someone who arrives with you on the same flight

 

Bide - The past tense of 'buy'

 

Barium - What doctors recommend when their patients die

 

Dilate - To live a long life

 

Seizure - An epileptic Roman emperor

 

Avoidable - What Matadors try to do

 

Relief - What trees do in spring

 

Pokemon - A Jamaican proctologist

 

Merciful - Liverpool is flooded

[Colinjb]

Remind me, how many seemingly innocent words are also slang for boobies?

[badgerx16]

Someone's been listening to 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'.

[bridge too far]

I just bought a bottle of HP sauce.

 

I'm paying it off at 40p a week.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

I just bought a bottle of HP sauce.

 

I'm paying it off at 40p a week.

 

Ay thyang yew...

[Red Alert]

 

Seizure - An epileptic Roman emperor

 

 

I don't get this one. :confused:

[Crouchie Crouchie]

I don't get this one. :confused:

 

ceasar?

[Red Alert]

ceasar?

 

I know that, but the others all had other meanings, this one just didn't work in that way.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

I just bought a bottle of HP sauce.

 

I'm paying it off at 40p a week.

 

I'm obviously retarded, I don't get this at all!

[saint_stevo]

anal

[Red Alert]

I'm obviously retarded, I don't get this at all!

 

Hire Purchase sauce. hth

[badgerx16]

onomatopoeia - a new puppy dog in the house

 

Lymph - to walk with a lisp

 

Pastiche - Sean Connery eating a Cornish snack

Edited 12 January, 2010 by badgerx16

[Gigersaint]

onomatopoeia - a new puppy dog in the house

 

Lymph - to walk with a lisp

 

Pastiche - Sean Connery eating a Cornish snack

 

:D:D to all three of these

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

Hire Purchase sauce. hth

 

Aaaaaaah there we go!

 

Ta!

[Kadeem Hardison]

Surprise - Food and ammunition for the Chinese army

 

I am Chinese and I find this offensive. I see the mods are still getting away with racism on here, whilst simple sillyness gets punished.

[Colinjb]

Important - The act of distributing insects.

[badgerx16]

Kent - the opposite of Ken

 

Catflap - feline panic

 

Climate - chum who holds the ropes for you on a mountain

 

Television - I just saw Mr Savalas

 

And the old classic, Bison - something the posh wash their hands in

[Ponty]

Cheese - The inner spirit of more than one person.

[badgerx16]

Export - silted up harbour

 

Whinger - redhead with a gold medal

 

spreadsheet - tidy your bed

(or)

spreadsheet - distribute manure

[hamster]

I am Chinese and I find this offensive. I see the mods are still getting away with racism on here, whilst simple sillyness gets punished.

 

Well **** off back to your own country if you don't like it.

 

hth

[tpbury]

Most people don't know minuscule is spelt minuscule and not miniscule. It's hardly important, I know Arizona is a good spelling pedant, frankly I don't care any more. I simply don't care about spelling stuff - my wife spells stationary for stationery, I can't be arsed to get into a row about that. Confectionery/Confectionary, whatever. The apostrophe in "it's" is only ever used when indicating a contraction of "it is" - who gives a 5hit? Use "Accept" instead of "Except" - why bother learning all this crap? Is it really important? Answer? - No.

[Pancake]

Minute - Small amphibious pet

[Colinjb]

Hovis - PPE for Prostitutes

 

American - Happy food storage solutions

 

Condom - A subtle method of corporal punishment.

Edited 15 January, 2010 by Colinjb