Arizona Posted 11 January, 2010 Share Posted 11 January, 2010 Carpentry - A way in for ornamental fish Miniscule - A toddler's play group in Liverpool Ethics - A place where girls with white Stilettos live Surprise - Food and ammunition for the Chinese army Dissident - Foreigner pointing out damage to your car Succeed - How a beekless budgie eats Acquire - Group of people who sing in church Convex - To annoy prison inmates Circumvent - A hole in the front of Jewish boxer shorts Colander - Someone who arrives with you on the same flight Bide - The past tense of 'buy' Barium - What doctors recommend when their patients die Dilate - To live a long life Seizure - An epileptic Roman emperor Avoidable - What Matadors try to do Relief - What trees do in spring Pokemon - A Jamaican proctologist Merciful - Liverpool is flooded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 11 January, 2010 Share Posted 11 January, 2010 Remind me, how many seemingly innocent words are also slang for boobies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 Someone's been listening to 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 I just bought a bottle of HP sauce. I'm paying it off at 40p a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 I just bought a bottle of HP sauce. I'm paying it off at 40p a week. Ay thyang yew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Alert Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 Seizure - An epileptic Roman emperor I don't get this one. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie Crouchie Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 I don't get this one. :confused: ceasar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Alert Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 ceasar? I know that, but the others all had other meanings, this one just didn't work in that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 I just bought a bottle of HP sauce. I'm paying it off at 40p a week. I'm obviously retarded, I don't get this at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 anal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Alert Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 I'm obviously retarded, I don't get this at all! Hire Purchase sauce. hth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 (edited) onomatopoeia - a new puppy dog in the house Lymph - to walk with a lisp Pastiche - Sean Connery eating a Cornish snack Edited 12 January, 2010 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigersaint Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 onomatopoeia - a new puppy dog in the house Lymph - to walk with a lisp Pastiche - Sean Connery eating a Cornish snack :D:D to all three of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 Hire Purchase sauce. hth Aaaaaaah there we go! Ta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 Surprise - Food and ammunition for the Chinese army I am Chinese and I find this offensive. I see the mods are still getting away with racism on here, whilst simple sillyness gets punished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 Important - The act of distributing insects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 Kent - the opposite of Ken Catflap - feline panic Climate - chum who holds the ropes for you on a mountain Television - I just saw Mr Savalas And the old classic, Bison - something the posh wash their hands in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 12 January, 2010 Share Posted 12 January, 2010 Cheese - The inner spirit of more than one person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 13 January, 2010 Share Posted 13 January, 2010 Export - silted up harbour Whinger - redhead with a gold medal spreadsheet - tidy your bed (or) spreadsheet - distribute manure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 13 January, 2010 Share Posted 13 January, 2010 I am Chinese and I find this offensive. I see the mods are still getting away with racism on here, whilst simple sillyness gets punished. Well **** off back to your own country if you don't like it. hth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Most people don't know minuscule is spelt minuscule and not miniscule. It's hardly important, I know Arizona is a good spelling pedant, frankly I don't care any more. I simply don't care about spelling stuff - my wife spells stationary for stationery, I can't be arsed to get into a row about that. Confectionery/Confectionary, whatever. The apostrophe in "it's" is only ever used when indicating a contraction of "it is" - who gives a 5hit? Use "Accept" instead of "Except" - why bother learning all this crap? Is it really important? Answer? - No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 Minute - Small amphibious pet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 15 January, 2010 Share Posted 15 January, 2010 (edited) Hovis - PPE for Prostitutes American - Happy food storage solutions Condom - A subtle method of corporal punishment. Edited 15 January, 2010 by Colinjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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