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Good grief. As if there aren't enough "talent" shows on TV. This whole country is reverting back to 1960s Butlins.

 

Well, **** it, I refuse to play.

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Good grief. As if there aren't enough "talent" shows on TV. This whole country is reverting back to 1960s Butlins.

 

Well, **** it, I refuse to play.

 

 

Go to the Falklands and snort some white powder.

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I don't believe you. If I placed a million pounds in cash at the end of your road, I am sure you would find a way.

 

I'd walk. The trouble is, once I've walked to the end of my road there's still nowhere to go.

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I can't even get out of my road. Goddamn snow.

 

If you worked for Johnny you'd be out of a job fro such a lame excuse. ;)

 

No wonder the country is in such a state!

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Actually Johnny, my best mate is a very good engineer and is looking for work, I can tell that you are actually a decent employer (and bloke) so let me know if you have anything going please? he's BR trained and worked for about 12 years in the Aero industry to very exacting standards. I would even consider negotiatingmy 'finders fee' in this case.

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If you worked for Johnny you'd be out of a job fro such a lame excuse. ;)

 

No wonder the country is in such a state!

 

I walked to work. A couple of miles through 18" of snow.

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This may be the Lounge, so I'll keep it as clean as possible, but I would ruin Cat Deeley.

 

The dress she was wearing on Saturday was so short, I couldn't stop staring at her legs! And I'm not a leg man...

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Errrgh. We've had this for a while over here. I presume your version has nasty Nigel too?

 

Simon Cowell, Nigel, Shazza Osbourne, Piers Morgan must all die. Painfully.

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Nigel Lithgoe and Arlene Phillips - two of the most successful choreographers of recent times.

 

HTH

 

So it was him that did all the dance routines in Cliffhanger then??

 

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The US version was on Norwegian telly and the first few episodes, which were just the auditions were hilarious. The actual proper programme was just dull though.

 

Horses for courses, I guess.

 

I find the auditions quite humiliating but the 'proper' programme really good. There's a huge talent pool out there.

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Errrgh. We've had this for a while over here. I presume your version has nasty Nigel too?

 

Simon Cowell, Nigel, Shazza Osbourne, Piers Morgan must all die. Painfully.

 

Scum......sub-human scum

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