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My No Smoking resolution ended at 00:41 on New Years Day.

 

My losing weight resolution ended at 08:15ish on New Years Day when I was presented with a fry up.

 

My "Be Nicer to my girlfriend" resolution was a virtual non-starter.

 

Next year, my New Years resolution will be to not make New Years resolutions.

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