Another 'big' signing, according to JackanorySFC

[Fan The Flames]

Is it Robbie Savage, they all get their cracks and sacks waxed at the same salon.

[The9]

Indeed. A Championship player being touted to move to the Prem. Probably quite a few of those though.

 

My favourite thing about this thread is that no-one mentioned so far has even met the extremely broad criteria that JackanorySFC has given.

 

There are not THAT many CCC players currently being linked to Prem teams, and even if there were, we could probably pare them down from "knowing Fonte".

 

But my God this thread makes some people look incapable of reading.

 

To re-re-visit the original message (with amendment to Fonte typo), the clues in bold and the conclusions in red:

 

Fonte deal is almost signed. How do I know this? I'm good mates with another player we have had a bid accepted for and he's mates with Fonte (different club though). Not a Palace player, mates with Fonte.

 

This player will be our biggest signing of January and will cause a stir as people are expecting him to be signed by a prem club and go up a division rather than drop one. Big signing for a L1 team so presumably reasonably well-known, Expected to sign for Prem team and definitely currently CCC

 

Can we try and at least suggest players who meet these criteria ?

[The9]

Victor Moses

 

So not biting

[Minty]

Can we try and at least suggest players who meet these criteria ?

 

Meh, spoil my fun laughing at the people who can't read why don't you!?

 

Can't you go and build Antony Snowlis or something?

[JRM]

I know Jackanory, I know he knows this player, that much I can confirm. Whether he will end up moving here is completely uncertain as clubs always have to negotiate and if other teams also bid at the last minute things can change so no point speculating really.

 

Do you remember when saints always used to miss out on players we wanted and Lowe would always blame it on other clubs "being alerted to the players availablilty" by the press coverage!

[The9]

Meh, spoil my fun laughing at the people who can't read why don't you!?

 

Can't you go and build Antony Snowlis or something?

 

Not enough poo in the garden.

 

I just FB searched on Jose Fonte, 3 results - 1 is a fan page (12 Palace fans on it...), one's someone with 6 Portuguese-sounding mostly female friends and the other is extremely restricted and has no picture - which could feasibly be him but is of no use to anyone who isn't already on his friends list...

 

...mind you if Rickie Lambert added Pat from Poole there's hope for us all.

[Hatch]

That **** at leeds

[The9]

That **** at leeds

 

Oh stop it !

 

I think the poster who went for Darren Ambrose might have something. And I don't mean "teh bad Aids".

[Hatch]

It can't be him if you read the description in the OP. Lansbury already plays for a Prem club.

 

He plays for Watford, although owned/registered/belonged by The Arsenal

 

[Matthew Le God]

I think the poster who went for Darren Ambrose might have something. And I don't mean "teh bad Aids".

 

Darren Ambrose doesn't fit the criteria.

 

he's mates with Forte (different club though).

[Micky]

Ahhhh nice, three pages of speculation on, well, errr, not sure, but as far as I can tell, he's a footballer (although personally I think the Yeti might still come through). Another day at TSF....!!!

[Glasgow_Saint]

I know Jackanory, I know he knows this player, that much I can confirm. Whether he will end up moving here is completely uncertain as clubs always have to negotiate and if other teams also bid at the last minute things can change so no point speculating really.

 

Do you remember when saints always used to miss out on players we wanted and Lowe would always blame it on other clubs "being alerted to the players availablilty" by the press coverage!

 

Give us a clue or PM me the identity and I will provide a clue.

[Window Cleaner]

I'll tell you a story

About Jack a Nory;

And now my story's begun;

I'll tell you another

Of Jack and his brother,

And now my story is done.

[The9]

Darren Ambrose doesn't fit the criteria.

 

Ambrose plays for Palace now does he ? Oh well, at least I've heard of him...

[Matthew Le God]

Ambrose plays for Palace now ? Oh well, at least I've heard of him...

 

Even if he was at Charlton still like you thought, it wouldn't fit the criteria.

 

This player will be our biggest signing of January and will cause a stir as people are expecting him to be signed by a prem club and go up a division rather than drop one.

 

It is meant to be a player in the Championship, Charlton in League One.

[The9]

Well it's none of this lot anyway :

 

1 Julian Speroni (G)

2 Nathaniel Clyne (D)

3 Clint Hill (D)

4 Shaun Derry (M)

5 Patrick McCarthy (D)

6 Jose Fonte (D) - it's definitely not him !!!

7 Darren Ambrose (M) - oh yeah.

8 Neil Danns (M)

10 Nick Carle (M)

11 Victor Moses (F)

14 Sean Scannell (F)

17 Matt Lawrence (D)

18 Calvin Andrew (F)

19 Alan Lee (F)

20 Danny Butterfield (D)

22 Johannes Ertl (D)

24 Claude Davis (D)

25 Nathanial Pinney (F)

28 James Comley (M)

29 Ryan Smith (M)

33 Alessane N'Diaye (M)

34 Alex Wynter

Lee Hills (D)

Loaned players

Kieran Djilali (M) to Chesterfield

Darryl Flahavan (G) to Oldham

Stern John (F) to Ipswich

Keiron Cadogan (M) to Burton

[The9]

Even if he was at Charlton still like you thought, it wouldn't fit the criteria.

 

 

 

It is meant to be a player in the Championship, Charlton in League One.

 

Hah, joke's on you, I didn't even know he'd left Newcastle. :smt083

[skintsaint]

Harewood....plays for Newcastle at the moment (albeit on loan)...linked with Hull.

[Glasgow_Saint]

Well it's none of this lot anyway :

 

1 Julian Speroni (G)

2 Nathaniel Clyne (D)

3 Clint Hill (D)

4 Shaun Derry (M)

5 Patrick McCarthy (D)

6 Jose Fonte (D) - it's definitely not him !!!

7 Darren Ambrose (M) - oh yeah.

8 Neil Danns (M)

10 Nick Carle (M)

11 Victor Moses (F)

14 Sean Scannell (F)

17 Matt Lawrence (D)

18 Calvin Andrew (F)

19 Alan Lee (F)

20 Danny Butterfield (D)

22 Johannes Ertl (D)

24 Claude Davis (D)

25 Nathanial Pinney (F)

28 James Comley (M)

29 Ryan Smith (M)

33 Alessane N'Diaye (M)

34 Alex Wynter

Lee Hills (D)

Loaned players

Kieran Djilali (M) to Chesterfield

Darryl Flahavan (G) to Oldham

Stern John (F) to Ipswich

Keiron Cadogan (M) to Burton

 

Could be stern John - he's only on loan at Ipswich

[Appy]

Hulse?

[The9]

Could be stern John - he's only on loan at Ipswich

 

He's clearly a Palace player in some way shape or form and therefore not eligible.

[Nexstar]

Kris Commons?

[Hatch]

one of these fine gentlemen,,,

 

Whittingham Cardiff 13

Chopra Cardiff 11

Fryatt Leicester 11

Maynard Bristol City 10

Boyd Peterborough 9

Johnson Middlesbrough 9

Simpson QPR 9

Cleverley Watford 8

Adam Blackpool 7

 

 

 

Cardiff boys could be likely seeing as the club has run out of sheep ****ging tokens

[Appy]

McGoldrick?

[saint_stevo]

solentsport twitter

 

@saint_stevo Hi stevo - saints aren't expecting to make an announcement on any signing before weekend. i'll let you know as and when. Adam

[Glasgow_Saint]

solentsport twitter

 

@saint_stevo Hi stevo - saints aren't expecting to make an announcement on any signing before weekend. i'll let you know as and when. Adam

 

Not 'expecting' = still possible......

 

 

So they're telling us there's a GOOD chance something will be announced VERY soon, most likely TODAY.

 

Alway read between the lines

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

What a waste of my life reading this thread has been, it reveals nothing!

[up and away]

I know Jackanory, I know he knows this player, that much I can confirm. Whether he will end up moving here is completely uncertain as clubs always have to negotiate and if other teams also bid at the last minute things can change so no point speculating really.

 

Do you remember when saints always used to miss out on players we wanted and Lowe would always blame it on other clubs "being alerted to the players availablilty" by the press coverage!

 

Nope, don't remember that at all. What I do remember is that we never commented on a player signed to another club!

 

I have no reason to disbelieve any of this, but it does show the problems we have in trying to sign any good players in the January window. Those good enough for the CCC will be looking at Saints being in League 1 next season, so you can understand them being tentative. I think the best we can hope for is decent loans, with an option on both sides if we fail to get promotion or the player does not perform. The only problem with that being we may have to wait towards the end of the window for availability.

 

Looking at the targets, this is a massive statement of intent from Cortese, one I never thought they would adopt and really does put us as the ManC of league 1. A lot of the players we have bought / looking to buy I doubt would be suitable to gain promotin from the CCC, so you would tend to end up with a massive squad going this way.

 

Cortese is very serious in trying to get out of this league immediately and that is going to bring pressure to bear on Pardew. The big freeze may actually work to our advantage, such we do have the squad to compete when the games come round. But we must get the players in soon or it could very easily all be too much for us.

[CWD]

I think it could be whittingham. The only player i can think of at the moment who would be likely to be wanted by premier league teams, affordable judging by cardiff's position atm, and its concievable that he and fonte may have met at some time. I would jizz if true

 

Being a 'friend of fonte' does not mean he has played with him in the past, players can have friends from different clubs

[Thedelldays]

all this juts reeks of trying to buy the paint cup

[The9]

one of these fine gentlemen,,,

 

Whittingham Cardiff 13

Chopra Cardiff 11

Fryatt Leicester 11

Maynard Bristol City 10

Boyd Peterborough 9

Johnson Middlesbrough 9

Simpson QPR 9

Cleverley Watford 8

Adam Blackpool 7

 

Cardiff boys could be likely seeing as the club has run out of sheep ****ging tokens

 

Unlikely, they've just had some east Asian bloke pump a load of cash in and the HMRC thing is just a safety net if they default on an agreed schedule of repayments from December which was set up once he'd arrived. Chopra especially isn't going anywhere, only (re-)arrived in August.

 

If we signed Adam Johnson I'd be delirious, he's like Adam Hammill except he can play football.

[Minty]

What a waste of my life reading this thread has been, it reveals nothing!

 

It never promised to... JackanorySFC said he wouldn't be revealing anything so naturally people will speculate. What did you expect?

[Minty]

all this juts reeks of trying to buy the paint cup

 

lol, eh?! Surely it 'reeks' of trying to improve the squad by buying players who are better than we already have?!

[The9]

I think it could be whittingham. The only player i can think of at the moment who would be likely to be wanted by premier league teams, affordable judging by cardiff's position atm, and its concievable that he and fonte may have met at some time. I would jizz if true

 

Being a 'friend of fonte' does not mean he has played with him in the past, players can have friends from different clubs

 

Might know him through U-21s, mates of mates at other clubs, girlfriend's WAG boyfriend or exes (my money's on that one).

[Montreal Saint]

Victor Moses of CP is reportedly being looked at by Arse and other Prem clubs. Could be him?

[NickG]

No mate, has a regular column in The Sunday Times (ironically to alot of people on here he always slates Mail and Telegraph readers in it) - does a new car review every week (quality, NO other newspaper allows a columnist to openly pan new cars, everyone else panders to advertisers) and a lifestyle piece where he rants about chavs or takes the **** about someone or other (his piece a few weeks ago about Ex-Pats was awesone).

 

Not sure about the Sun, think he's still in there on a Saturday, only read it during the week.

 

Not had a season ticket in the past 5 years, nows the time to put up or shut up though and i'll be persuading a few mates to join me into getting ST's.

 

Personally need to get 9 tickets.

(to Leeds away)

 

 

clues all there - wanted 9 tickets for leeds game -so go and watch mate play??!!

 

He persauded his mate to get saints season ticket - so we are looking for someone who comes to watch us.

[The9]

lol, eh?! Surely it 'reeks' of trying to improve the squad by buying players who are better than we already have?!

 

Yeah, if we were trying to buy the JPT we'd sign half the MK Dons team, plus a bunch of Prem players to loan to Carlisle.

[Minty]

He persauded his mate to get saints season ticket - so we are looking for someone who comes to watch us.

 

I have a hunch... and I could be wrong here... but just a little inkling that maybe, just maybe, his mate *might* be a bit busy to come and watch Saints play... you know... perhaps he's playing for his own club at the time?!?!

[The9]

What a waste of my life reading this thread has been, it reveals nothing!

 

Yeah it does, it reveals the stuff I posted in bold and in red above. Although apparently not to everyone. :mad:

[The9]

If we don't start having some sensible guesses I'm just going to post every non-Palace player currently playing in the CCC on here in one massive post JUST so I can say I got it when the news comes out...

 

...at least that MIGHT stop people suggesting Palace players, FFS.

[CHAZZA 92]

Maybe someone like Clinton Morrison might be in the picture back from when Fonte started out on loan at Palace.

[StuRomseySaint]

Might know him through U-21s, mates of mates at other clubs, girlfriend's WAG boyfriend or exes (my money's on that one).

 

WAG's friends is a defo... as Cassie Summers is one of the more 'famous' WAGS...

[Window Cleaner]

All exciting speculation,but what about the right back that we so desperately need.

[thorpie the sinner]

am getting confused, i thought it was MF we were signing lol!!

[The9]

Again :

Not Fonte, another player

Mates with Fonte (different club though).

Expected to be our biggest signing of January (unless we go crazy)

Will cause a stir as people are expecting him to be signed by a prem club and go up a division rather than drop one.

 

1 Luke Steele (G)

2 Bobby Hassell (D)

3 Rob Kozluk (D) etc...

...

29 Carl Dickinson (D) from Stoke

 

and that's just Barnsley...

Edited 8 January, 2010 by The9

[Minty]

Scott, please don't post every Championship squad up...

[CWD]

John Oster, Shefki Kuqi and Paul Ifill were all at CP with Fonte but moved on before this season. However Oster is the only one who still plays in the CCC with Doncaster.

 

Just idle musing

[The9]

WAG's friends is a defo... as Cassie Summers is one of the more 'famous' WAGS...

 

She's not that famous if you think her name is Cassie Summers.

 

It's Cassie Sumner.

 

However, her FB page shows Jose AND lists 323 Friends...

http://www.facebook.com/cassie.sumner

 

The trail starts here...? :wink:

[DT]

I have a hunch... and I could be wrong here... but just a little inkling that maybe, just maybe, his mate *might* be a bit busy to come and watch Saints play... you know... perhaps he's playing for his own club at the time?!?!

Yeah, 'cause all teams always play at the same time, don't they?

[The9]

Scott, please don't post every Championship squad up...

 

I wasn't gonna... merely threatening to.