Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Apart from littering and it generally just being plain rude. Didn't your parents raise you up to care about your surroundings? no but they taught me not to pay attention when a jumped-up, know-it-all, bossy-boots tries to tell you how to live your life and what to care about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Most dogs are already chipped. Soon, a database will be in place containing the dna details of every dog legally owned. Official wardens will then be issued with a probe, and will poke each and every dog egg they find on the pathways, identify the dog details and issue heavy fines to the registered owner. This will solve the problem overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Most dogs are already chipped. Soon, a database will be in place containing the dna details of every dog legally owned. Official wardens will then be issued with a probe, and will poke each and every dog egg they find on the pathways, identify the dog details and issue heavy fines to the registered owner. This will solve the problem overnight. This sounds like ruff justice to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Most dogs are already chipped. Soon, a database will be in place containing the dna details of every dog legally owned. Official wardens will then be issued with a probe, and will poke each and every dog egg they find on the pathways, identify the dog details and issue heavy fines to the registered owner. This will solve the problem overnight. Are most dogs already chipped?? Mine isn't. She did two steaming piles this morning. The contrast between steaming shoite and snow is a delight on the eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Aawww bless.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 aawww bless.. face-ripping killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 IT'S YOUR ****ING ANIMAL! You own it so YOU PICK IT UP! I shouldn't have to. You wouldn't expect me to go through your post and pick out the bills would you?! Do you not also think of the consequences you actions could have? If some kids are playing football on a field where you dog has had a **** and you didn't pick it, a kids gets tripped up and lands in it face first it can easily cause blindness and other diseases. Personally, I hope you get caught, get fined, continue to be ignorant and eventually be banned from owning even a goldfish, let alone a dog. I don't think we'll ever see eye to eye on this. I will NOT pick up dog poo because it is dog poo. Sh*t is not something that I should have to deal with. what about other animals, who is responsible for their sh*t? If children get dog sh*t in their eyes then (1) it will teach them a valuable lesson about looking what they're doing and (2) it is very unlikely to cause blindness. That is a myth put about by the anti poo brigade to get people to pick up dog poo. I won't be fooling for that old one. If I am ever caught I will be passing the fine onto the dog. He's the one sh*tting everywhere, he can pay it. I really don't have a problem with dog poo on the fround, unlike you......so if you see some rather than just moaning about it on the internet, giving it the "big I am", do something about it - pick it up. Most dogs are already chipped. Soon, a database will be in place containing the dna details of every dog legally owned. Official wardens will then be issued with a probe, and will poke each and every dog egg they find on the pathways, identify the dog details and issue heavy fines to the registered owner. This will solve the problem overnight. My dog is not chipped. I don't have a licence or any record of owning the dog. I bought it off a fella I met in the pub. A cash transaction. No one will ever chip my dog. He's fine......all animals poo on the floor (even humans before we learnt about toilets) and my little fella has only bitten two people so isn't really a menace to society or anything (and one of them was a child who was teasing him, so the kid got what he deserved) Dogs are great animals, but lets not make them into something they're not. They are animals and animals sh*t on the floor. Learn to live with it (and, by the way, dogs are a zillion times better than cats) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 My little nephew was mauled to death by a housecat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 From reading his posts, I've always thought Wiltshire Saint to be a total bellend. After reading his posts on this thread, I am in no doubt that he IS a total bellend. PICK YOUR DOG'S SHYTE UP YOU C*NT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 (edited) Bl00dy dog poo!! Edited 8 January, 2010 by Dog Weston Detective Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Bl00dy cat poo!! To be fair, that guy clearly has a history of not looking where he's going - look at the cut on his left leg for evidence... Also, your 'Bl00dy cat poo' quote is incorrect if the numerous mentions of dogsh1 in the image url are to be believed... Dogs **** on the ground, get over it! Until they introduce a law introduce every animal owner to pick up the **** of the animals they own - including horses, and cows crossing public highways - then dog owners should not be discriminated against. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Dogs sh;t on the ground, get over it! Until they introduce a law introduce every animal owner to pick up the **** of the animals they own - including horses, and cows crossing public highways - then dog owners should not be discriminated against. You are barking up the wrong tree WSM, I personally do not have a problem with canine faeces. In fact I will go outside and pick some up off my neighbours front garden. 5 mins.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Here you go............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Here you go............ I like your christmas jumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Don't pander to the silly C*nt, he is just a lonely WUM dangling his cheesy c*ck and hoping someone notices He's not lonely. He's my boyf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 You are barking up the wrong tree WSM, I personally do not have a problem with canine faeces. In fact I will go outside and pick some up off my neighbours front garden. 5 mins.................. Liar !! That was 4 mins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red&White Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 From reading his posts, I've always thought Wiltshire Saint to be a total bellend. After reading his posts on this thread, I am in no doubt that he IS a total bellend. PICK YOUR DOG'S SHYTE UP YOU C*NT. Agree :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Apart from littering and it generally just being plain rude. Didn't your parents raise you up to care about your surroundings? From reading his posts, I've always thought Wiltshire Saint to be a total bellend. After reading his posts on this thread, I am in no doubt that he IS a total bellend. PICK YOUR DOG'S SHYTE UP YOU C*NT. Agree :cool: I thought I had seen the bottom of the well of human stupidity, but then realised that the well is in fact bottomless its been said before, and now i'll say it. if you don't like it, why dont you go around with a black bag and a f*cking poopascoop and pick the sh*t up yourselves. Cause I aint f*cking doing it. I am not the dog's servant or slave, and will never ever bow down to an animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somewhere In Northam Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 if i see a dog **** on the pavement/park wherever, and its owner leaves it, i usually go up to said owner and MAKE him/her pick it up, (it helps to be a 6,5 bodybuilder), and if i ever see you doing that, i wont just make you pick it up, i will rub your smug little ****ing face in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 I defy anyone to be nasty to mrs h's little darling 'Boo'. Everyone who has met him, wothout exception, goes all gooey. I am actually considering getting him a little black brother or sister but am waiting toi see what I get for my birthday first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 if i see a dog **** on the pavement/park wherever, and its owner leaves it, i usually go up to said owner and MAKE him/her pick it up, (it helps to be a 6,5 bodybuilder), and if i ever see you doing that, i wont just make you pick it up, i will rub your smug little ****ing face in it Can you bark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 I thought I had seen the bottom of the well of human stupidity, but then realised that the well is in fact bottomless its been said before, and now i'll say it. if you don't like it, why dont you go around with a black bag and a f*cking poopascoop and pick the sh*t up yourselves. Cause I aint f*cking doing it. I am not the dog's servant or slave, and will never ever bow down to an animal. Pr*ck. Why should we pick up YOUR dog's shyte? :mad: If I owned a dog, I'd do the decent thing and pick up any of his shyte and dispose of it in the correct way. P.S well done Somewhere in Northam! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red&White Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 I thought I had seen the bottom of the well of human stupidity, but then realised that the well is in fact bottomless its been said before, and now i'll say it. if you don't like it, why dont you go around with a black bag and a f*cking poopascoop and pick the sh*t up yourselves. Cause I aint f*cking doing it. I am not the dog's servant or slave, and will never ever bow down to an animal. Ha Ha Ha ya gotta laugh ! go and take your medication you nob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 I defy anyone to be nasty to mrs h's little darling 'Boo'. Everyone who has met him, wothout exception, goes all gooey. I am actually considering getting him a little black brother or sister but am waiting toi see what I get for my birthday first. That's possibly one of the ugliest dogs I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somewhere In Northam Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Can you bark? only if the right offer comes along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simples Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Bl00dy dog poo!! To be fair, that guy clearly has a history of not looking where he's going - look at the cut on his left leg for evidence... Also, your 'Bl00dy cat poo' quote is incorrect if the numerous mentions of dogsh1 in the image url are to be believed... Dogs **** on the ground, get over it! Until they introduce a law introduce every animal owner to pick up the **** of the animals they own - including horses, and cows crossing public highways - then dog owners should not be discriminated against. Isn't that his right leg? Simples:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Isn't that his right leg? Simples:cool: To be fair, it's both his legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 no but they taught me not to pay attention when a jumped-up, know-it-all, bossy-boots tries to tell you how to live your life and what to care about ... then they told you to tidy your room more often and that you should do more work for charity right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 if i see a dog **** on the pavement/park wherever, and its owner leaves it, i usually go up to said owner and MAKE him/her pick it up, (it helps to be a 6,5 bodybuilder), and if i ever see you doing that, i wont just make you pick it up, i will rub your smug little ****ing face in it I am a 6'9" bodybuilder, and if I catch you doing this, I will first bodyslam you into the ground, and then perfect-plex you head first into the steaming pile of sh!t. be warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 January, 2010 I am a 6'9" bodybuilder, and if I catch you doing this, I will first bodyslam you into the ground, and then perfect-plex you head first into the steaming pile of sh!t. be warned. So that Christmas video wasn't actually you?!?! :smt089 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 It's amazing what steroids can do to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 It's amazing what steroids can do to you. Are you having erection problems Dippo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 (edited) .... Edited 8 January, 2010 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red&White Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 (edited) Do they work ? ( the steroids that is ! ) Edited 8 January, 2010 by Red&White jfoffj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Do they work ? ( the steroids that is ! ) yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Are you having erection problems Dippo ? Of course I am. I have the co(k of a seven year old boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Ah, FINALLY, the perfect thread. So experts, anyone got any ideas how I can kill a dog without leaving any traces of whodunit? Easy, I had the same problem with the next door **** dog barking day and night. All you need is a bail of garden string, twine or plastic is fine, dunk the string in dog / cat food / tuna or whatever, and drop the string into the dogs area. The dog will eat the string, it will wrap round its intestines to such an extent that there will be no help for it (providing you use most of a new bail of string). The dog will die. I will be honest, I did this, and Im proud of it. Bare in mind I was 11 years old at the time, I was never caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Easy, I had the same problem with the next door **** dog barking day and night. All you need is a bail of garden string, twine or plastic is fine, dunk the string in dog / cat food / tuna or whatever, and drop the string into the dogs area. The dog will eat the string, it will wrap round its intestines to such an extent that there will be no help for it (providing you use most of a new bail of string). The dog will die. I will be honest, I did this, and Im proud of it. Bare in mind I was 11 years old at the time, I was never caught. I have called the old bill, and they are now searching all Jonny Lewis' in Huddersfield. If I were you I'd pack your bags and leave the country. Murderer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 I have called the old bill, and they are now searching all Jonny Lewis' in Huddersfield. If I were you I'd pack your bags and leave the country. Murderer. I'm pretty sure they'd let me off for killing a ****ty little dog a decade ago. Besides, I love dogs and hate cats. But this dog deserved to die. FACT. As do all pretend ****ty little dogs (terriers, jack russels, pugs, poodles, you know the kind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 January, 2010 I'm pretty sure they'd let me off for killing a ****ty little dog a decade ago. Besides, I love dogs and hate cats. But this dog deserved to die. FACT. As do all pretend ****ty little dogs (terriers, jack russels, pugs, poodles, you know the kind) Don't worry mate I didn't really. I do know what you mean though, there's a dog that lives next door to me grandad, and it don't stop yapping. It drives my grandad barking mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Barking mad! I see what you did there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 January, 2010 Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 From reading his posts, I've always thought Wiltshire Saint to be a total bellend. After reading his posts on this thread, I am in no doubt that he IS a total bellend. PICK YOUR DOG'S SHYTE UP YOU C*NT. +1, an absolute chuffin knobber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 8 January, 2010 Share Posted 8 January, 2010 I'm going to lock this before someone gets banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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