RonManager Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 And maybe one day you'll be Captain and you won't have to spend the whole game with your hands on your hips. Until then....
mcjwills Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Hey hughesy Avram says its alright, if we dont get paid we can take it in kind at Unit 1
Lets B Avenue Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Heeeey macarena I know some have fooked off to Africa, but we cant play with only five of us. Who will play in goal?
Pilchards Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Brown to Hughes 'We had Defoe, Crouch, Campbell, Kranjaer and Johnson, all we have now are these jerks.'
Nadia Sllim Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Fratton Park is falling down.. Quick call the fire brigade Hughes Hughes Browny Nevergrew, Ben Haim Cutbacks and Grant!!!
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 What do you mean, the other team has'nt turned up because they have'nt been paid!
Saint Lindford Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Heeeey macarena Who's the owner this week?
dubai_phil Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Look, I fecking TOLD you I'd never used a computer before, how the hell am I supposed to attach a file to my Ipod. You voted for me to be the accounts department this week, anyway Hughes, you can't talk, you fecked up running the ticket office this week
Sheaf Saint Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Heeeey macarena Looks more like they are doing the timewarp!
Hatch Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Honestly, it was the best looking skate I ever had, smelled gorgeous
exit2 Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Brown to Hughes "I know we havent been paid, but I reckon Fu Fu's would give credit so chin up boys!"
The Farmer Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Brown "Yeah, I reckon I could serve 2 burgers at the same time, look."
pedg Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 I don't care what Peter Story says, I don't believe that the only way we are going to get paid to is do "I'm a little tea pot" actions.
saint_bert Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Brown looks miffed upon hearing the last person to put their hands on their hips becomes Pompeys latest owner
dune Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 "I know we're skint but who the f?uck is this C?!nt?"
John Boy Saint Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Hey! Honest boys the Haddock I did last night was this big!!!....... Really!!
Huffton Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Browns favourite 'super glue on the shirt' trick worked again
Wopper Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Heeeey macarena They must think we are a bunch of w*nkers.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 "I TOLD YOU, I've already donated 50p to 'Save Our Pompey'. Now it's YOUR TURN to cough up."
Viking Warrior Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 **** the clubs so Poor they cannot provide a match ball. Right which one of you lads has one in the back of there car?
pilsburydoughboy Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 The best fans in the world are still cheering and we are only four one down this time.What a bunch of fishy ******s.
Huffton Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 Hughesy, how many times do I have to tell you? Push the hip out darling, we'll never make onto Strictly at this rate...
Redbul Posted 5 January, 2010 Posted 5 January, 2010 "Honestly, you get help with your CV, a personal profile test, training courses but more importantly you get redundancy advice too. Good job we're sponsored by Jobsite...."
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 6 January, 2010 Posted 6 January, 2010 - It's ok. Peter said the ball would be here in time for kick off... Or by 4pm... Or tomorrow... - We can make this work. Two up front, me in midfield, a defender and a rush goalie. Just like 5 a side. - And the wrecking ball they'll use on Fratton Park will be THIS BIG!!!! - What do you mean you gave Peter Storrie our wallets and car keys for safe keeping???
Pilchards Posted 6 January, 2010 Posted 6 January, 2010 (Hughes to Brown) 'Suck me off and I will double your wages m8' (Brown) '**** off I ain't doing that for a fiver!'
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 6 January, 2010 Posted 6 January, 2010 The half time entertainment at Fratton Park went horribly wrong as Brown deviated from the internationally recognised moves for "The Birdie Song", introducing his own moves: "The Stuffed Turkey", "The Headless Chicken" and the "My Club's Dead As A Dodo"
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 6 January, 2010 Posted 6 January, 2010 And, having returned from the castle of the sleeping giant, Young Jack bravely carried the sack of invisible gold which Peter the Story Teller had given him to hand out to his friends. Everyone was very happy, particularly the family cow - which didn't have to be taken to market but which could stay playing as centre-back. And they all lived happily ever after...
Durleyfos Posted 6 January, 2010 Posted 6 January, 2010 Simon says "Put your hands on your hips" "Ha, you're out"
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