bridge too far Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 I have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 I would Splitter :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 I would You need to get down to Dubai honey And not for the local chappies either winky smiley thingy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 17 September, 2008 Share Posted 17 September, 2008 I would It would be like driving a sausage up the high street. :smt115 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 17 September, 2008 Share Posted 17 September, 2008 Um, is it not 'Cerne Abbas giant' as opposed to Abbey............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 17 September, 2008 Share Posted 17 September, 2008 Um, is it not 'Cerne Abbas giant' as opposed to Abbey............... MB in out pedanticising the pedant shocker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 17 September, 2008 Share Posted 17 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 17 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 17 September, 2008 MB in out pedanticising the pedant shocker... BTF in making a mistake shocker... (and being too idle to Google it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 17 September, 2008 Share Posted 17 September, 2008 (edited) will have to try this one day, altho i refuse to wear y-fronts whilst doing it and i'd just like to say that i don't think i "would do" the chalkman thingy as his nipples aren't even level and his arms are all wobbly.......would be like looking in the mirror FFS!!!!! (apart from the erect penis,obviously!)... Edited 17 September, 2008 by saint boggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 September, 2008 Share Posted 18 September, 2008 will have to try this one day, altho i refuse to wear y-fronts whilst doing it and i'd just like to say that i don't think i "would do" the chalkman thingy as his nipples aren't even level and his arms are all wobbly.......would be like looking in the mirror FFS!!!!! (apart from the erect penis,obviously!)... HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 18 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 18 September, 2008 From the Guardian letters page: "The best comment I've heard about the Cerne Abbas giant came from a boy who asked his mother 'Why is his willy on upside down?'" Says a lot about the boy's father Edit Although, on reflection, I guess I wouldn't want the boy to know otherwise :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 From the Guardian letters page: "The best comment I've heard about the Cerne Abbas giant came from a boy who asked his mother 'Why is his willy on upside down?'" Says a lot about the boy's father Edit Although, on reflection, I guess I wouldn't want the boy to know otherwise :shock: I was wondering why you wrote that. How many fathers should walk around their child with a boner? :-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Why do the women who post on here forever bang on about c*cks, the size of c*cks, the size of balls, the size of their fellas' balls and c*cks etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Why do the women who post on here forever bang on about c*cks, the size of c*cks, the size of balls, the size of their fellas' balls and c*cks etc? Because we can. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Why do the women who post on here forever bang on about c*cks, the size of c*cks, the size of balls, the size of their fellas' balls and c*cks etc? i don't think i've ever mentioned anything of the sort!............(altho i don't even have a fella whose c*ck n balls i could bang on about!) :smt090 and anyway, those woman that do "go on about it" on here are only trying to redress the balance from all the images of female anatomy that Master Bates bombards us with day in day out! HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 It's gratuitous when women do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 20 September, 2008 i don't think i've ever mentioned anything of the sort!............(altho i don't even have a fella whose c*ck n balls i could bang on about!) :smt090 and anyway, those woman that do "go on about it" on here are only trying to redress the balance from all the images of female anatomy that Master Bates bombards us with day in day out! HTH Go girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 i dont understand. Who is Cerne Abbey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 i don't think i've ever mentioned anything of the sort!............(altho i don't even have a fella whose c*ck n balls i could bang on about!) :smt090 and anyway, those woman that do "go on about it" on here are only trying to redress the balance from all the images of female anatomy that Master Bates bombards us with day in day out! HTH You know you can go on about my c*ck and balls if you want. I have said it before and if I could send you a PM I would. My facebook profile picture is of my **** and balls, so if you want to get some action, let me know. xxx ps, If you are attempting to redress the balance that Bates' posts cause, you should remind everyone to post their fair share of intelligent posts. Posts that avoid sexism or racism. Posts that require reading ability higher than that of an 8 year old. Once you have done that you can turn your attention to other retards.....I'm no sinner, Dicko, Dog and even Saint Stevo (though I have a bit of a soft spot for him as he shows moments of hope) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Aww thanks W.S. You are of course, a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Stevo, this is the last chance I will get to call you a T4 generation spastic, hope your c8ck falls off you c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 Stevo, this is the last chance I will get to call you a T4 generation spastic, hope your c8ck falls off you c*nt. are you dying? Goody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 are you dying? Goody no, he's trying to get banned........ i told him to just post some porn on here, but my post was deleted for some strange reason.....(is inciting pornography against the forum rules?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 no, he's trying to get banned........ i told him to just post some porn on here, but my post was deleted for some strange reason.....(is inciting pornography against the forum rules?) How do you know this? Most probably against the rules, why doesnt kip just not post any more, thus doing us all a favour? I expect his wife to be wont let him post any more. Whipped. Owned. Moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 How do you know this? Most probably against the rules, why doesnt kip just not post any more, thus doing us all a favour? I expect his wife to be wont let him post any more. Whipped. Owned. Moron he posted on another thread that he is insulting everyone in order to get banned, as he hasn't got the willpower to stay off the forum, unless he is prevented in doing so....(i.e, getting banned) HTH x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 he posted on another thread that he is insulting everyone in order to get banned, as he hasn't got the willpower to stay off the forum, unless he is prevented in doing so....(i.e, getting banned) HTH x How boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 20 September, 2008 Share Posted 20 September, 2008 How boring what do you expect from someone who lives in Basingbleedinstoke?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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