hamster Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 There it goes! The last shred of dignity this awful club had.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 His head is so odd that it actually looks photoshopped. That's not a caption, btw. "The tannoy at FP plays, 'Greased Lightning' to inspire the players." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 I'll get you dangermouse! If it's the last thing I do!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Separated at birth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 (edited) 'Avram pulls his sexy face, as he spots the female from Unit 1' Edited 31 December, 2009 by Um Bongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 [Grant points to a supporter in the stands] 'Oi you with the fiver in your hand, can you lend it to us!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 31 December, 2009 [Grant points to a supporter in the stands] 'Oi you with the fiver in your hand, can you lend it to us!' Supprter replies "No way, I just found this in my ****buddies car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Someone grab that bell, we can pawn it for a fiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Not really funny, but the first thing that popped in to my head was "your soul is mine!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 31 December, 2009 "You! Yes, you! behind the bikesheds, stand still laddie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 from over there, thats where the money's coming from, now wheres requelme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 You, number 3 off..you are being replaced by Messi...( I couldn't spell Requeilme..wots his name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveygwyatt Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 grant says ' oi you no smilling cant you see we are all miserable here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 I'll chose that one, in the pink lingerie, Suk Won Hof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveygwyatt Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 you over there on your own in the stand, did you bring your boots with you, we may need you in january.!! or there goes our last once of hope and dignity!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Can the Saints show me the way to amarillo............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 There that one the light switch over there. Yes that's the one, may as well switch it off now as the lights just turned off on our survival hopes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 [Avram performs his personal homage to John Travolta's Greased Lightening] Why this club is auto-cratic It's err-atic It's bor-acic It's sphincter tightening, sphincter tightening So sphincter tightening, so sphincter tightening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 "The bloke who spent all of our money, Officer?" "He lives in Sandbanks, which is that way". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheels Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 All inbreds stay seated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Oi you , you were supposed to be sitting with all the other ugly thick mongs behind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 You're not getting paid, neither are you, nor you, nope you're not either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Saint Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 'Sell those three next' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NN2 Saint Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 I'll have you first then the most attractive woman in Pompey to my left. (Avram thinking he's still in Horton Heath not FP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Oi Storrie where's my facking wages you **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Avram doing an impersonation of the Village People In the Navy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 Avram points in the direction to M27 where Pompey fans can seek solitude 20 odd miles away next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 31 December, 2009 Share Posted 31 December, 2009 You, little dish-fitter. You bring us ... Pets Do the Funniest Things. In HD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 1 January, 2010 Share Posted 1 January, 2010 come on lads play as one unit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 1 January, 2010 Share Posted 1 January, 2010 Despite being allowed to sit on the front row, Martin O'Neil really regretted joining the back staff of such a poorly run club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 1 January, 2010 Share Posted 1 January, 2010 There he is, third row back, sixth seat on the left.......OY!!!! Ali al Faraj, so you do come to the games after all!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 The annual Pompey panto reaches a climax as The hapless Baron Coffers points out Ali Baba escaping with his forty thieves on a giant flying skate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 Grants half time rendition of Greased Lightening did nothing to lift the gloom at FP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 Oi YOU, yes YOU, that tall bloke sitting behind the goal with the bobble hat on, don't just sit there drinking from your thermos, you're playing in goal second half. I don't care HOW old you are, you're the last one left at that end Manwhile the realisation dawns on the fan behind the railing as to how lucky he was to have worn his best Ben Sherman shirt today or he could have been CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 - Oblivious to the power of metaphor, Grant actually pops the Pompey bubble. - Finally Avram realised why he felt half-dressed: He'd left his Thai in Locks Heath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 E.T. Phone Home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 In a tragic mixup, Death mistakenly arrived at Fratton Park to claim John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood who, the great Book Of Life said, was to be crushed by £60m of debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 Pull my finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 I thought I told you to take that f*cking bell down to cash converters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 2 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 January, 2010 The annual Pompey panto reaches a climax as The hapless Baron Coffers points out Ali Baba escaping with his forty thieves on a giant flying skate. cheeky beggars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 Is it coincidence that Avram is wearing all black?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonRichards Posted 2 January, 2010 Share Posted 2 January, 2010 Pull my finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clanger Posted 3 January, 2010 Share Posted 3 January, 2010 You're not getting paid, neither are you, nor you, nope you're not either.... My fave so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 4 January, 2010 Share Posted 4 January, 2010 'It's your turn to have a lobotomy like the simples behind me' Grant barks as he does his best to look like Darth Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 4 January, 2010 Share Posted 4 January, 2010 "Coo, Coo, I just want you." One for the kids there. Has anyone seen him and Alvin Stardust in the same room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 4 January, 2010 Share Posted 4 January, 2010 "Coo, Coo, I just want you." One for the kids there. Has anyone seen him and Alvin Stardust in the same room? I love you yes, I love you yes, I love my coo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 4 January, 2010 "Coo, Coo, I just want you." One for the kids there. Has anyone seen him and Alvin Stardust in the same room? I love you yes, I love you yes, I love my coo ! My first ever live concert, Chatham Town Hall circa. 1974/5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 5 January, 2010 Share Posted 5 January, 2010 My first ever live concert, Chatham Town Hall circa. 1974/5 why am I not surprised Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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