saintkiptanui Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 anyone else???? Can't close the front rooms curtains due to christmas tree in the way, means no laptop w*nk offs. The misssus budgie is resembling a smashed up guines pigs c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 you know what they say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 28 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 28 December, 2009 The man wh r*pes a guines pig is a man who collects marbles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 when the river runs red, use the dirt track instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 If this thread isn't in golden posts in the morning I'll eat my hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 when the red flag is flying, use the a'ft gangway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 28 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 28 December, 2009 pre engagement ring the balloon knot was a given but alas post engagement ring even the gashberry pie has become a frbidden fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 you should man up..and go elsewhere for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 28 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 28 December, 2009 I normally do, X hamster. Currently watching some penis juice abut the best song of the last decade with the missus and her friends, just had a sneaky look at naked women wrestling and got a half mast on, might have to go to the john. I an rohypnol'ed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 I normally do, X hamster. Currently watching some penis juice abut the best song of the last decade with the missus and her friends, just had a sneaky look at naked women wrestling and got a half mast on, might have to go to the john. I an rohypnol'ed up. think about grandma and it will go away (hopefully) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 28 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 28 December, 2009 I'd love to cunniligus your granny, proper cicular motions on the spliterous, squirt central. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 get some midget porn on the go..or some two girls one cup shenanegins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 28 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 28 December, 2009 Nah wrestling women is my bag, wearing little knickers just brushing the quimmle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 (edited) Try these people, I hear they are not too fussy, even you could get laid there kip I%20just%20wonder%20what%20the%20people%20who%20live%20at%20the%20end%20of%20Epsom%20Close%20think%20about%20all%20this?"]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/23/article-1238017-07B1A719000005DC-237_468x286.jpg' alt='article-1238017-07B1A719000005DC-237_468x286.jpg'> Edited 28 December, 2009 by hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 28 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 28 December, 2009 mmmmmmmm r*pe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 28 December, 2009 Share Posted 28 December, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA See you later saintkiptanui! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 29 December, 2009 Share Posted 29 December, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA See you later saintkiptanui! thank f*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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