dubai_phil Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 So, it's been and gone, all those weeks of build up what were your Christmas Present successes/failures? Failure - had a mate & his GF come round, I bought them a 3 quid bottle of Vodka, they brought me an Austin Powers Astral Lamp & a Berretta 9mm that is re-engineered as a cigarette lighter. Just what I always wanted NOT, but felt like a tw*t as they must have cost 30 quid. Mind you the success was my GF who bought me one of those new Midi karaoke systems with over 2000 songs. What a hoot, first Xmas ever that I've had a real party must have had about 20 people, mates and mates of mates who came round to have a go long into the night. AND they all left their booze behind. Had to run out for new batteries for the mikes twice! Strangely, even the nice woolly jumpers & Fleeces from mum and aunties fitted. Now if ONLY I could get them to understand I live in a fecking Desert where the LAST thing I need is a nice Fleece from Matalan. Any other Hits/misses?
saint_bert Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hits- PS3,Peroni,New Roma hoodie Misses-Hocus Pocus on DVD. TBF to teh wife, she put the wrong label on it and it wernt for me!!
hamster Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 My best pressie from mrs hamster was (as it is every year) my Christmas 'special' . Married men all over the World (even Dubai) will know what a Christmas 'special' is.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hits. My son (eight) never asked for anything. He got a Scalextric, Real Power Workshop and loads of other smaller presents. So what was the hit? . . . Seeing his face light up at all the surprises. Misses? Precisely, our 3 (collective) daughters were at their, respective, other parents. Next year it's our turn.
saint_stevo Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hit- Its all over. Cousin gave birth on C.day Miss- Headache from too many G+t's
dubai_phil Posted 26 December, 2009 Author Posted 26 December, 2009 My best pressie from mrs hamster was (as it is every year) my Christmas 'special' . Married men all over the World (even Dubai) will know what a Christmas 'special' is. That's true. Which is of course why, this year my real Christmas Present was the final piece of paper on Tuesday that meant there is no longer a Mrs DP and just the GF instead which is a return to the days when Christmas comes at least once a week. It also means that I no longer have to wait until next Christmas to be told "I'm too tired after all that cooking" let's do it next year, I promise :mad: Best wishes to your Cousin Stevo
saints_is_the_south Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hits- PS3,Peroni,New Roma hoodie Misses-Hocus Pocus on DVD. TBF to teh wife, she put the wrong label on it and it wernt for me!! Nice touch Hits - New Roma track suit, Camera, Saints fleece, Saints V Pompey history book. Misses - 'Cheeky monkey' boxers.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hit: My new jacket which is proper nice. Miss: My new jacket being a size too small.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 My best pressie from mrs hamster was (as it is every year) my Christmas 'special' . Married men all over the World (even Dubai) will know what a Christmas 'special' is. The old finger up the bum while she w*nks you off! Always been a favourite of mine. Did she suck her finger afterwards?
Poshie72 Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hit - My new number plate 'K155 SFC', and seeing my boys faces when they opened their presents.
niceandfriendly Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hit - finding out my girlfriend is pregnant Miss - finding out my girlfriend is pregnant
Barney Trubble Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hit - New DVD player Miss - The cables to connect it to the TV weren't provided. Hence had to pop into town this morning to buy a scart cable and some of those red,white and yellow cables.
SuperMikey Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hit - finding out my girlfriend is pregnant Miss - finding out my girlfriend is pregnant Are you Bradley off Eastenders? :confused:
Tac-tics Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hit - A costly Lyle and Scott coat Miss - A costly Lyle and Scott jacket from the mother who is jealous the Dad brought me the coat which is better.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Hit - finding out my girlfriend is pregnant Miss - finding out my girlfriend is pregnant Are you Bradley off Eastenders? :confused: I think he means: Hit - finding out my girlfriend is pregnant Miss - finding out I am a jaffa
Saint in Paradise Posted 26 December, 2009 Posted 26 December, 2009 Miss - finding out I am a jaffa :confused: Over here a "jaffa" means "just another fecker from Auckland" I didn't realise you are a New Zealander from Auckland but it would explain a lot :D:D
hamster Posted 28 December, 2009 Posted 28 December, 2009 That's true. Which is of course why, this year my real Christmas Present was the final piece of paper on Tuesday that meant there is no longer a Mrs DP and just the GF instead which is a return to the days when Christmas comes at least once a week. It also means that I no longer have to wait until next Christmas to be told "I'm too tired after all that cooking" let's do it next year, I promise :mad: Best wishes to your Cousin Stevo ???? Am I being thick DP?
hamster Posted 28 December, 2009 Posted 28 December, 2009 The old finger up the bum while she w*nks you off! Always been a favourite of mine. Did she suck her finger afterwards? No that would have been the first mrs hamster, you'd be her type i reckon.
Jeff Le Taxi Posted 28 December, 2009 Posted 28 December, 2009 Hit- Its all over. Cousin gave birth on C.day Miss- Headache from too many G+t's That's true. Which is of course why, this year my real Christmas Present was the final piece of paper on Tuesday that meant there is no longer a Mrs DP and just the GF instead which is a return to the days when Christmas comes at least once a week. It also means that I no longer have to wait until next Christmas to be told "I'm too tired after all that cooking" let's do it next year, I promise :mad: Best wishes to your Cousin Stevo [/b] ???? Am I being thick DP? yes
hamster Posted 28 December, 2009 Posted 28 December, 2009 yes I thought hwe wa sasking after MY cousin, whos name is also Stevo. I mist be a bit pickled after the copiuous amounts of Kentish beer that my brain has been marinating in. Shorry
Master Bates Posted 31 December, 2009 Posted 31 December, 2009 Nowt good, failure was at dinner time where my mum spewed and cried, then my brother cried, glad for the day to end. Roll on 2011.
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