Crazy Woman Attacks Ponty

[Arizona]

Sorry, Pontiff.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8430118.stm

[St Landrew]

Poor 87 year old cardinal broke his leg. That'll take some mending.

[benjii]

As long as there's plenty of praying and a few masses everything will work itself out for the best.

[hamster]

"The woman, said to be mentally unstable, managed to grab him by his vestments "

 

That's gotta hurt!

 

apparently he ended up on top of her and a swiss guard man had to pull him off.

[Deppo]

Very good. Merry Christmas, Hamster!

[hamster]

Hi Deppo, how yay doin on this fine Christmas afternoon? Are \you gonna start a crap present thread for us all? I unfortunately got lots of stuf that i wanted this year, apologies to Oxfam I am keeping all of them this time around. mrs h rocks.

 

My fave gift....it has to be my 'nautical jumper, can't wait to get on the canals and put it to its intended use.

 

Had a brilliant day yesterday too, walking around Deal town centre followed by beer in the best pub in Kent (The Deal Hoy), and then a knickerbocker glory in the beach parlour watching the lights slowly come on on the boats in the English Channel. Heaven and made all the more perfect due to the company, the beautiful mrs hamster. I love her to bits.

 

Later a surprise visit from one of my nephews, AJ. He'd been kicked out of the pub for being drunk (dur), and we played cards (I let him win) and had a good 'smoke'. It was ace.

[Deppo]

Nice to hear you're having a good one, I'm off to work in a mo'. Who'd have thought Burger King would open Christmas Day?

[hamster]

Nice to hear you're having a good one, I'm off to work in a mo'. Who'd have thought Burger King would open Christmas Day?

 

Was that your attempt at a ho hoho moment? Not a sfunny as Avram Grant's ho, ho, ho moment though.

 

I am currently listening to my wife and sister (not the same person) murder take that songs on something caled 'sing star', what a load of ****e, i may have to give them a demo in a minute for the sake of the neighbours.

 

Enjoy work Deppo, I admire people like you who enjoy their jobs so much that are willing to make a sacrifice at this time of year for the good of others, just like tha baby Jesus did two thousand and ten yers ago today. Cheers baby jesus you aint so bad mate. But Deppo is doing it here and now ergo deppo rocks more. FACT

[Saint in Paradise]

So Hamster your wife forgave your "big mistake" the other day then Did you end up sleeping in the car ?

[hamster]

So Hamster your wife forgave your "big mistake" the other day then Did you end up sleeping in the car ?

 

 

Oh yeah, I was forgiven:

(se post 3)

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=541813#post541813

[Manuel]

I'm far more concerned about the countless deaths by HIV and AIDS caused directly as a result of Catholic propaganda against the use of condoms in Africa. In humanitarian terms, his death and that of every other Catholic preaching this evil would be a blessing.

[benjii]

I think they discourage promiscuity as well.

[Eastcowzer]

"The woman, said to be mentally unstable, managed to grab him by his vestments "

 

That's gotta hurt!

 

apparently he ended up on top of her and a swiss guard man had to pull him off.

 

Bet confession was interesting next day. All those carnal thoughts.

[gaz]

Pope knocked over?

 

Well, he will insist on dressing like a bowling pin.

[Robsk II]

I'm far more concerned about the countless deaths by HIV and AIDS caused directly as a result of Catholic propaganda against the use of condoms in Africa. In humanitarian terms, his death and that of every other Catholic preaching this evil would be a blessing.

 

I'm with you.

[hamster]

I had an interesting chat whilst away with my nephew who reckons there is 'another force' that 'we don't understand'....'yet'

 

apparently, the catholics are the least of our worries