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Excactly. Don't ****ing do it. Go and be an aeroplane engineer or summat.

 

Haha funny you should say that, my Dad is an aircraft engineer and when I was younger he told me not to become an aircraft engineer.

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A bloke in my office has an annoying one. If someone asks him how he is, he responds "Medium rare" then emits a little chuckle. Just did it this morning, the tard.

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"close of business" - depending on what business it is, they close at different times

 

"urgent" - used so much in my office that it no longer hold any value or creates any urgency

 

"snowed under" - has only really been relevant this week :p

 

"pro-active" - sounds more like one of those Yakult style drinks

 

"can-do attitude" - so basically someone who doesn't hate their work

 

"don't worry, I'll pick it up on the blackberry" - you can poke your blackberry up your 'arris

 

"regs" - when used at the end of an e-mail as a shortening of "regards"

 

Also, anyone who uses phrases like "that was a bit lastminute.com" or "I'm confused.com", tits

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