Frank's cousin Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 ... to change a lightbulb... 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 And 1 to make a thread about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 to make a thread slating MLT for his lightbulb changing scandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 ... to change a lightbulb... 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. :smt039 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 17 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2009 :smt039 :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 to try to eat the lightbulb. Crap thread, btw C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 to try to eat the lightbulb. Crap thread, btw C You watt ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 to post a link to porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 to make a thread slating MLT for his lightbulb changing scandal. We know why the lightbulb needed changing but don't let the con fuse you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 ... to change a lightbulb... 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. worryingly accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 Are they lowe energy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 (edited) Are they lowe energy ? Is that a plug for the climate change lobby? I always say that you can't beat a 60 Wotte bulb Perhaps Mark "sparky" Hughes would say different. Edited 17 December, 2009 by Johnny Bognor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 Are they lowe energy ? One to mention Rupert for no apparent reason. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 to put a lightbulb up their bottoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 We know why the lightbulb needed changing but don't let the con fuse you. 1 mad man to try and figure out how to slag off MLT, Crouch and LM in a "Changing the lighbulb" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 mod to lock the light bulb thread because it had diverged into trolling from people who think candle's are safer because they are less likely to start fires. 3 posters to start a new light bulb thread 2 to start "why was the light bulb thread locked FFS!?" threads. 5 posters to send the mod a PM saying "why was the light bulb thread locked FFS!?" 1 more who just sends a PM saying "you're a c**t!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Saint Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 Very good Frank. Enjoyed that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 One to refer to score on Championship Manager or such like for light bulb changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 to post a picture of a girl in a bikini, completely unrelated to light bulbs (unless she happens to be holding one), which makes the fred NSFW. (Bates.) 1 to say something cool about light bulbs because he wants other people on the board to like him, and they pretend to but secretly they all think he's a p rickle. 102 to read what's going on about light bulbs on the Thread but never actually post anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 17 December, 2009 Share Posted 17 December, 2009 1 to try to eat the lightbulb. Crap thread, btw C 1 to quote the poster who suggested the thread was crap, and thus trot out the following phrase... Then why post on it..? Oh, and to add a Smiley, just in case the quoted poster gets the wrong idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truesaint Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 Im just surprised that no one confessed to being ITK about the light bulb being changed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 There would be one poster to tell us that it would not have been necessary to replace the light bulb at all if we had appointed Hoddle in 2004. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 to quote the poster who suggested the thread was crap, and thus trot out the following phrase... Then why post on it..? Oh, and to add a Smiley, just in case the quoted poster gets the wrong idea. add in a MEH for good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 of course it was never the lightbulb that was faulty , it was the fan that was responsible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 Did Lowe know about the lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 .7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group What are all these apostrophes for, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 Tlbcdajfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 to post a picture of a girl in a bikini, completely unrelated to light bulbs HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 to ask 'Would Adolf Hitler have changed lightbulbs?' thus invoking Godwin's Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 10 x tory lounge members bemoaning the cost of changing the lightbulb, complaining that it happened under Labour and blaming the unions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 to pretend they are the real s_s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 5 posters to say the discussions on lightbulb were better "back in the days of" some old forum or forum member... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 to get into an argument, revert to personal insults and ultimately get himself banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 x poster to try and prove he is the real S_S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 original s_s without the need to prove anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 2 posters to argue over an some initials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 poster to dismiss another posters opinions as they are only 18 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 poster wondering why this thread was started ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 1 poster to dismiss another posters opinions as they are only 18 years old. Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 Someone needs to make up a song about our new lightbulb imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 10 x tory lounge members bemoaning the cost of changing the lightbulb, complaining that it happened under Labour and blaming the unions. 10x union light bulb changers, going on strike, refusing to change the lightbulbs whilst other light bulb changers are getting royally screwed and everyone else in the room is left in the dark. :smt008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 Oh I'm on your side R&W, leave the boy alone :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 1 poster to suggest low energy more efficient light bulb CDAJFU 4 posters to respond with "Get behind our lightbulbs FFS!" 10 posters to tell us that Lowe bought the last set of lightbulbs and that he is at fault for them breaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 1 to commment that.... This thread is completely non-PC, it totally ignores the fact that for many people, the mere concept of the chance to change a lightbulb is the stuff of dreams. For example, those without the physical ability (such as those Birmingham fans with vertigo) many are completely unable to reach upwards and change the lightbulb. OR How about those poor bonus-less bankers who have spent the last 3 weeks desperately trying to find the right lightbulb to change on last year's Christmas Lights simply because they are 2 million quid out of pocket this year for not being able to sell any leveraged finance to Liverpool FC or Dubai? OR Those poor souls marooned in the Channel Tunnel who had no option but to spend years (well hours) endlessly changing lightbulbs to try and find one with some electricity still inside to light up their carriage (well, many were French) Oh, and how about some respect for those many people killed each year by mistakenly holding on to the metal part of the bulb while plugging it in and who are thrown out of high rise building windows by the shock. Did you ever THINK to consider the hurt you have caused their surviving family members by reminding them of their tragedy? And what about those poor rich people who have Butlers or Maids to go to the store, purchase and then change the lightbulbs. Did you not think about their mental confusion when you started this one sided attack? No. You just blindly went and ruined so many people's Christmas experience. Banning's too good for him, restrict him to the Arts Forum, how DARE he resurrect old wounds and divisions like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 I was quite impressed by s_s (not the s_s's) sweaty soft porn light bulb photo. Did I have to pay bandwidth for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 I was quite impressed by s_s (not the s_s's) sweaty soft porn light bulb photo. Did I have to pay bandwidth for that? I am the S_S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 no, no your not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 Mac lightbulbs are the bestest lightbulbs, get one and you will never ever want a boring old virus infested standard lightbulb ever again. FACT ESSRU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 Mac lightbulbs are the bestest lightbulbs, get one and you will never ever want a boring old virus infested standard lightbulb ever again. FACT ESSRU He has a point though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjphilsaint Posted 20 December, 2009 Share Posted 20 December, 2009 what colour are green light bulbs please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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