Xmas Caption Competition

[Dog]

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited 14 December, 2009 by Dog

[Jillyanne]

Which of the Mods are those guys?

[Smirking_Saint]

Mary was beginning to wish she had washed her fanny this morning

[OldNick]

it was her first attempt using those new tampons

[ericofarabia]

This wasn't really what her boyfriend was expecting when he asked her to 'assume the roast chicken position'

[Hatch]

Harding celebrates his first goal in unusual fashion

[ericofarabia]

Harding celebrates his first goal in unusual fashion

 

How did he celebrate his 2nd goal

[Big John]

Virgin Atlantic stewardess demonstrates the revised procedure for crash landing at sea:

 

1 - Remove loose clothing

2 - Lean forward

3 - Place head between legs

4 - Kiss arse goodbye

[Thedelldays]

saintkiptanui eating his own arse

[St.Jeweller]

that's the last time i invite dog round for a christmas drink!

[Hatch]

I can hear the sea

[Thedelldays]

this is what happens when you get st will mad

[Big John]

"Never mind your hat, anyone seen my horse".

[Thedelldays]

"I can taste my own quim"

[notnowcato]

It's a bit muffled but she was heard to say, "I bet some **** attempts to shoehorn this picture of me and a festive season together in some lame caption competition. Blatantly the two are Sagnowski and Raziak from each other."

[Wiltshire Saint]

In a whisper........"Please help me. Please."

[RedAndWhite91]

"Oh, so that's where I left it"

[Hatch]

In space, no one can hear you scream

[RonManager]

If you're not coming out, I'm coming in after you.

[Big John]

Can't help asking this but what is the accepted way to wear tights, is it under or over the knickers? Both look wrong imho.

[John Boy Saint]

 

At Christmas Pete the closet transvestite couldn't wait to dress up, eat, drink, and be Mary.