saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Following on from sausages thread, who do you really want to murder??? Andy Gray - you know why Robbie Earl - you know why John motson, not a pundit but as thick as poo, always remember his delight when Ronaldhinio scored for brazil against us in the world cup, idiot man. Andy Townsend - Liked him as a a player for Saints, sent off last game and remember him being cheered off but as a pundit a spunkball. Steve Claridge - what a knob, takes about half hour to say nothing, gambling fook up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manji Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Steve Claridge , Oh yes ! How did he get to be a pundit ? Thick as two short planks. Not a pundit but irritating the schitt out of me at the moment.... Colin Fracking Murray BBC Radio 5 Sports presenter with his exaggerated cheeky chappy N.Irish "accent". I would slap him if I ever met him. Definitely cuddly Motty. Shut up you stupid little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 I can't understand why Robbie Earle is employed as a pundit. He is barely coherent, never makes an incisive point and often struggles half way through sentences and falls into bouts of stuttering and errrrrring. Plus, with the exception of scoring at a world cup he piggy backed into, the guy did jack **** as a player. When Hansen makes a point, he is telling me stuff I wouldn't know (because I haven't won the European Cup and a **** load of titles), what is the point of Robbie Earle? Also, Alan Shearer is the dullest bastard in the world. The sooner he gets the Newcastle job the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Chris "Unbelievable" Kamara, (although he's really a reporter I suppose) Lee Dixon, Alan Shearer When Billy Davies did some work for Sky Sports that was almost cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 There is too much hate in the world if you ask me, first clubs and now this. Why would I want to murder someone over being a football pundit? It's madness. The starter of this highly negative thread should remember is it Christmas time and this is not what Christ would have wanted at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Agree with Motty, Claridge and Murray. Senile, boring and silly accent respectively. Would like to add Phil Tomson. Moaning old Scouse git always masturbating over "Stevie" Gerrard on Soccer Saturday. Charlie Nicholas annoys me by association. Same dry voice, different annoying accent. Together they sound like a pair of blenders full of gravel. And everyone associated with MOTD. Linekar is wetter than a blind lesbian in a fish mongers. Shearer is boring. Le Saux is boring. Dixon is boring. Keown looks like a Neanderthal and has the brains to boot. Hansen for the Morrison's adverts. Gabby Logan looks like a ladyboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Agree with Motty, Claridge and Murray. Senile, boring and silly accent respectively. Would like to add Phil Tomson. Moaning old Scouse git always masturbating over "Stevie" Gerrard on Soccer Saturday. Charlie Nicholas annoys me by association. Same dry voice, different annoying accent. Together they sound like a pair of blenders full of gravel. And everyone associated with MOTD. Linekar is wetter than a blind lesbian in a fish mongers. Shearer is boring. Le Saux is boring. Dixon is boring. Keown looks like a Neanderthal and has the brains to boot. Hansen for the Morrison's adverts. Gabby Logan looks like a ladyboy. How did I forget Phil Thompson and his 'all worship Liverpool' lectures for one hour before the 3pm football kicks off every Saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 I like Alan Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Mark Lawrenson and Paul Merson. Stan Collymore too when he was on the Central Soccer Night up here a few seasons back (with Nick Han**** and Sarah-Jane Mee). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 what does annoy me is the number of commentators who have no grasp of the game - ie, Carvalho blatantly follows through with raised studs into a player's back - 'oh, that was an accident' says Motty... or that animal Essien launches two-footed into someone's thigh clipping the ball en route - 'that wasn't a foul he got the ball' says another idiot. An alarming lack of perception in their specialist areas. And Shearer is the dullest man in Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Following on from sausages thread, who do you really want to murder??? Andy Gray - you know why Robbie Earl - you know why John motson, not a pundit but as thick as poo, always remember his delight when Ronaldhinio scored for brazil against us in the world cup, idiot man. Andy Townsend - Liked him as a a player for Saints, sent off last game and remember him being cheered off but as a pundit a spunkball. Steve Claridge - what a knob, takes about half hour to say nothing, gambling fook up. so who do you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintoli Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Not a pundit i know, but who is that Yank **** on 909 with Spooney? The bloke is a complete nob. Cant stand Alan Green either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 what does annoy me is the number of commentators who have no grasp of the game - ie, Carvalho blatantly follows through with raised studs into a player's back - 'oh, that was an accident' says Motty... or that animal Essien launches two-footed into someone's thigh clipping the ball en route - 'that wasn't a foul he got the ball' says another idiot. An alarming lack of perception in their specialist areas. And Shearer is the dullest man in Europe. Absolutely. Most of them are dinlos who don't even know the rules. It is completely unacceptable how the BBC spunks licence fee money on employing incompetents like Shearer and Dixon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 December, 2009 so who do you likeyou. I forgot that opinionated spunkbath that reports on five live, the scouse bloke, alan green?? idiotic. Junction a man is judged by his ale choice, yours is like dishwater, therefore you and your giant friends are ale losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Not a pundit i know, but who is that Yank **** on 909 with Spooney? The bloke is a complete nob. Cant stand Alan Green either. 606 mate. 6-0-6. It's Gabriel Marcoti. He is very knowledgeable but also comes across as a complete ****. And another thing; why is some no mark dj presenting a football programme on the BBC. ****ing joke. Danny Baker is great on 6-0-6 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Absolutely. Most of them are dinlos who don't even know the rules. It is completely unacceptable how the BBC spunks licence fee money on employing incompetents like Shearer and Dixon. +1. There was a goal on MOTD last night, can't remember which game (think it was Wolves?) where the commentator and the fans were screaming for offside and it was blatently obvious that the ball hit the opposition player on the way through and therefore it wasn't off side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Steve Claridge , Oh yes ! How did he get to be a pundit ? Thick as two short planks. Not a pundit but irritating the schitt out of me at the moment.... Colin Fracking Murray BBC Radio 5 Sports presenter with his exaggerated cheeky chappy N.Irish "accent". I would slap him if I ever met him. Definitely cuddly Motty. Shut up you stupid little man. and I heard him on five live a couple of weeks ago going on about how great Fratton Park is for atmosphere and how great the skates fans are. Sorry but has he actually been there when they've not been playing AC Milan or one of the big 4 Prem sides. When they're playing Wigan and are losing it's like a ******* library. He's a c**t! Others I don't like are Alan Smith, he's the new Trevor Brooking, always sits on the fence and never says anything controversial. Gary Birtles when he is co-commentating on Football League games, god that man is depressing to listen to. David Pleat always fecks me off and anyone else employed by ITV except Gabriel Clarke. And of course Lawrenson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 and I heard him on five live a couple of weeks ago going on about how great Fratton Park is for atmosphere and how great the skates fans are. Sorry but has he actually been there when they've not been playing AC Milan or one of the big 4 Prem sides. When they're playing Wigan and are losing it's like a ******* library. He's a c**t! Others I don't like are Alan Smith, he's the new Trevor Brooking, always sits on the fence and never says anything controversial. Gary Birtles when he is co-commentating on Football League games, god that man is depressing to listen to. David Pleat always fecks me off and anyone else employed by ITV except Gabriel Clarke. And of course Lawrenson. He seems to be 20 years out of date, I seem to remember him being asked during a match commentary a couple of years ago which teams were dark horses to qualify for the 2010 world cup from europe, I think his response was "Well I think Denmark, Czechoslovakia and the Soviet Union all have pretty good teams and could challenge anyone on their day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Is it just me that thinks Claridge comes across as a nice bloke who seems to praise Saints alot and knows alot about the game unlike alot of pundits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Is it just me that thinks Claridge comes across as a nice bloke who seems to praise Saints alot and knows alot about the game unlike alot of pundits.Yes. but I thought it was quite a good effort when he scored for Millwall and turned his back on the Northam and showed his name on his shirt, maybe he's not such a bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Mark Lawrenson = too camp and wears eye liner. Rodney Marsh = hates Saints for some reason = C**T. Kevin Keegan = rubbish at talking, glad he didn't become Saints manager. Jamie R*****pp = doesn't let anyone else talk, recons he knows everything. David Seaman = thick as sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Paul Gascoigne was my favourite pundit, when he was a drunk for the world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorlton Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Is it just me that thinks Claridge comes across as a nice bloke who seems to praise Saints alot and knows alot about the game unlike alot of pundits. I am with you on that. He is not actually a pompey fan either. Anybody on ITV is automatically sh*t, but Earle, Townsend and that bloke who always presents from pitch side wearing a scarf deserve special abuse. Oooh, so does Clive Tyldesley (my son is playing his DS game at the moment with Tyldesley even winding me up with his commentary on there) Used to like Motty, but frankly, he is a tiny bit mental now and should be in a home. And Garry Birltes is starting to annoy me as well. Do like Jonathan Pearce, martin Tiler and a few others who I can't recall at the moment though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 ITV is sh!t and I hate it. Agree with everything said in Chorlton's post, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 I can't stand Clive "On that night in ((insert European capital city here))" Tyldsley either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Is Tyldsley the one who is always trying to be poetic and a literary genius, but in actual fact just sounds like a sop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Does Motson go to games or does he just commentate on the highlights afterwards. That's what it sounds like to me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Also, why do Alan Smith and Robbie Earle insist on sharing a voice? Very odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 martyn Tyler.. watching the Liverpool game today.. almunia kick the ball out, fangregas had his back to it, as he turned he quickly realised the ball was heading straight for him and managed to stick a leg out and flick it on (went to a liverpool player) Tyler said something like.."what an astonishing piece of skill etc" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 It would be easier to name the only decent commenator, Barry davies for me, always makes sensible remarks and is easier on the ears than motson and that idiot tyler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever a red and white Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 **** me, who do you like. Motson, don't care wat anyone says, the man is a legend and voice of football that a lot of people have grown up with. How many of you can do a better job, live broadcasting not as easy as you think it might be, does no-one have common sense. TV pundits may be dul compared to radio presenters but you can;t win with the public can you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 the good ones Alvin Martin (talksport) mark saggers (again, talksport) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 December, 2009 **** me, who do you like. Motson, don't care wat anyone says, the man is a legend and voice of football that a lot of people have grown up with. How many of you can do a better job, live broadcasting not as easy as you think it might be, does no-one have common sense. TV pundits may be dul compared to radio presenters but you can;t win with the public can you. Calm down superstar, Motty is a senile fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 **** me, who do you like. Motson, don't care wat anyone says, the man is a legend and voice of football that a lot of people have grown up with. How many of you can do a better job, live broadcasting not as easy as you think it might be, does no-one have common sense. TV pundits may be dul compared to radio presenters but you can;t win with the public can you. i have grown up with john motson comentating as long as i can remember this man has been on the tv, and i agree he is a legend in his feild the same way as eddie the eagle is a skiing legend, totally useless at their chosen profession/sport. this man should never have been allowed to go anywhere near a microphone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 **** me, who do you like. Motson, don't care wat anyone says, the man is a legend and voice of football that a lot of people have grown up with. How many of you can do a better job, live broadcasting not as easy as you think it might be, does no-one have common sense. TV pundits may be dul compared to radio presenters but you can;t win with the public can you. This post would be 100% correct , if it was written in 1979. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Only one - Peter Drury or however his name is spelt. I can stomach everyone else except him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon monkey Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Robbie Earle is only on because ITV need a black guy on there to keep the quota. Although John Barnes spoke too quickly, he had more charisma than Earle. Talksport do have some good pundits but unfortunatly they all break in to a big argument with each other every night. Which is something talksport insist on doing to get people to phone up. When Lineker first started he wasn't very good but given time he is now very good. Hansen is good but he never had a good word to say about saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Gary Birtles... Never has any other "football expert" talked so much crap. Boring,clueless p r i c k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team-saint Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 mark bright... so annoying martin keown and alan shearer i both find very boring. alan green is anooying as well, his job is as commentator, but he spends the whole game giving personal opinions which i usually disagree with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 ALan Green has to be the biggest self opinionated tosser on radio, the way he puts people down who disagree with him makes my blood boil. I was picking some people up after the England Macedonia game and he tried to get in my cab as well, I tld him, quite politely, that I was picking up someone else and I didn't have enough room for him anyway, so he started giving me all the 'do you know who I am' ******. Needless to say he didn't get a lift. Knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Is he the Irish bloke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markr27 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Pundits... Mark Bright (drivel) Robbie Earle (drivel) Jamie Redknapp (speaks like a gatling gun) Presentors... Rob McCaffery (though is now doing very nicely in the UAE since leaving Sky) Dave Clark (Tit off Sky Sports News) Commentators... Andy Gray (Mr "Wise after the event") Jon Champion Clive Tylesley (Man Utd/Ronaldo mentioner at any opportunity) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Get the feeling it would have been easier to ask people what pundits they liked... Would have been a short thread tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 i have grown up with john motson comentating as long as i can remember this man has been on the tv, and i agree he is a legend in his feild the same way as eddie the eagle is a skiing legend, totally useless at their chosen profession/sport. this man should never have been allowed to go anywhere near a microphone If you consider Motson to be a legend, then hell, are your expectations low. I remember John Motson's first commentaries, and they were USELESS. HE WAS UTTER CRAP..! I couldn't believe it when he succeeded David Coleman as the main football commentator. I always thought the BBC would eventually see sense and get rid of him. But his sheer appalling bad commentary has been adopted like a lost child by the football viewing public. He is almost the worst football commentator it has ever been my misfortune to listen to. The worst being dear old Brian Moore [RIP]. At least the Beeb kicked him out quickly enough. Actually, I've just changed my mind. Brian Moore was preferable, so Motty [le god, I hate that nickname] is the worst, as far as I'm concerned. Nothing against the bloke at all. Just that he has made a career out of being really poor at his job, IMO. BTW, FF has prima-donna Motty stories to tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Mark Lawrenson = too camp and wears eye liner. Rodney Marsh = hates Saints for some reason = C**T. Kevin Keegan = rubbish at talking, glad he didn't become Saints manager. Jamie R*****pp = doesn't let anyone else talk, recons he knows everything. David Seaman = thick as sh*t. Jamie Redknapp just seams to disagree with any point that Andy Gray makes. Its better than just agreeing for the hell of it because having an opinion is good but after a while it does get rather annoying. He needs to go and get a proper job and get off our tellys every sunday afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Hansen is good but he never had a good word to say about Saints. Not strictly true. One day I'll get around to posting up my MOTD copy of Saints V Spuds in 2003 FA CUP 3rd round, on Youtube. Hanson had some glowing things to say, and even Mark Lawrenson [miracles do happen] praised us. Ex-Spurs Lineker was totally gutted at being thrashed, but he kept his professional cool, which is credit to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 +1. There was a goal on MOTD last night, can't remember which game (think it was Wolves?) where the commentator and the fans were screaming for offside and it was blatantly obvious that the ball hit the opposition player on the way through and therefore it wasn't off side! It has been about 20 years since that was overturned. The player is offside when the ball is played; it doesn't matter if it hits an opponent on the way through, it's the position of the players when the attacker hits the ball that counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 14 December, 2009 Share Posted 14 December, 2009 Can't stand Motson or Jonathan f'ing Pearce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 14 December, 2009 Share Posted 14 December, 2009 Somebody mentioned Rob Macaffery .... well he's doing a bang on job here in Dubai, admittedly hosting rather than live commentating the show. We have the misfortune of hearing David Pleat quite often as one of the match experts at live games .... he is an utter and total t@ of the highest order and just the tone of his voice makes me want to kick in the TV :cool: Alan Hansen is right up there in the bellend stakes as well .... and what is it with all the eye liner and make up? He has that much slapped on he looks plastic..... if you attached a few strings to him you could use him in Thunderbirds or Joe 90 And one of his co partners in crime at Scouseland ... Phil Thompson ... never forgiven him for being such a bad sport on Sky when we dicked Liverpoop 4-2 on the Vaentines Day Massacre at The Dell in the snow. Matt's cracking first goal from 30 yards after 25 seconds was put down to a bad clearence by Liverpool, no mention of the power accuracy or technique of the shot. Mick Channon ripped him to shreads .... great viewing. Along the same lines was Mike Osman ripping apart Andy Gray on yet another Matty Supershow with the 2 wonder goals v Newcastle. Gray was trying to justify Branfarts exclusion of Matt from the team even after those 2 goals :cool: Still have a soft spot for David Coleman ... not that we featured much on TV back then, but with Mick Channon playing for England I remember his short and sweet commentary towards the end of a move ....Channon .... 1-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 14 December, 2009 Share Posted 14 December, 2009 Following on from sausages thread, who do you really want to murder??? Steve Claridge - what a knob, takes about half hour to say nothing, gambling fook up. Stop following his tips and then passing them on to us poor feckwits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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