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Did you come dreaming She is not bad, a big square jaw and piggy eyes, take off her make up, untidy her hair and stick her in a pair of fake 501's and you wouldn't look at her twice in the street, a typical eastern european girl with a bottle of poledancers perfume on and wearing a Dr Zchivago hat.

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You may be right, I didn't spunk, never had a wet dream. She's still a good un.

I was talking about my missus not Olga the vulva, she is ok, too many teeth and leg musckes like Robocop, anyway Olga the vulva will always have cheesy garlic breath and

her farts will smell of red cabbage and tripe.

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She was the reason John Sergeant lasted so long IMO.

(No sexual innuendo intended).

 

Did you enjoy this years series? Is John in your dreams? You and John should get a room.

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Did you enjoy this years series? Is John in your dreams? You and John should get a room.

 

I didn't even watch it, no, your third point is rendered pointless by my answer to the second one.

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I prefer the Romanian gypsie, the smiler who looks like a cross between Ray Reardon and a cheeky girl, she dressed up in white stockings and heels and a peep hole bra, gercha!

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She was the reason John Sergeant lasted so long IMO.

(No sexual innuendo intended).

 

Think John danced with Christina. Lilia is a goddess! Also the new ginger one who danced with Rav is pretty amazing. Oh and Katya. Ok well there are a lot of fit dancers, who'd have thought it!

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Think John danced with Christina. Lilia is a goddess! Also the new ginger one who danced with Rav is pretty amazing. Oh and Katya. Ok well there are a lot of fit dancers, who'd have thought it!

 

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