Crab Lungs Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Just reading through a couple of Middlesbrough message boards and their stupidity ignited my dormant hatred of them. Alot of them already want WGS out and after reading through their ridiculous, reactionary drivel my attentions turned to the other clubs I dislike. So, for me it's: Boro - passionless, idiotic nasty group of fans. Charlton - absolutely deluded bunch with serious delusions of grandeur. Bizarre 'big club' complex, despite not being a very big club at all. Pompey - I don't think I need to list why... Bournemouth - I repeat - they are not our 'cute little brother' with give pocket money to; they are a nasty, ungrateful little chav half-brother who comes begging when they've figured they ain't got a pot to **** in. Liverpool - Rafa Benitez, that stupid ****ing ****** tannoy announcer and Steven 'Roy of the Rovers' Gerrard. Oh, and having a minutes silence for everything. Man Utd - Darren Fletcher, Alex Ferguson. Blackburn/Bolton/Wigan - I don't know, but I never feel inclined to watch a game involving any of those three. Maybe its the fact their stadiums are seldom full. Ipswich - Roy Keane. Plymouth - fans with delusions of grandeur MK II Talking of which... MK Dons... I wouldn't dislike them, but I cannot stand Paul Ince. Same goes for Darlington... can't stand Steve Staunton. Conversely, got a bit of a soft spot for Blackpool (Holloway - good manager, love the tangerine kits and also a team punching above its weight), Stoke (Beatts 'n' all, fun to watch), Forest (Billy Davies, good manager + a few ex-Saints like Stoke), Newcastle ( I like them again now Shearer's gone - great memories of weekenders there)... So... which teams (other than Soton) do you look out for? And why? (both good and bad reasons) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Agree on most sausage chops. I'd like to add Hull to the list, horrific little club with an arse of a manager and although you won't like it Newcastle, the original "best supported" club ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Leeds. For all the reasons brought up again by The Damned United. I keep trying to block out that crushing but horribly, nastily arrogant demolition of Saints by Bremner's ugly team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Bournemouth really get my goat, a couple of years ago I went to the preseason friendly and was called a scummer on numerous occassions, the pre-match pub was even closed and the windows were boarded up, proper king edward on the shoulder. As for the town, a bumhole with no pubs, just walkabout type bars, BOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 I think you summed up Liverpool excellently Crab Lungs. Two more things to add to Man U: Their annoying tannoy bloke, and it's even worse when he does it at Wembley for the England games!!!! Secondly, their super duper fans in the Stretford End. ******s the lots 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Reading. We go down, they win CCC and suddenly we're their big rivals. Agree with Blackburn, 'boro and Bolton. Boring crappy teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Hmm let's see. Chelsea - bought success and their fans act like they have always been there Arsenal - Paul Davis Tottenham - Harry, Ronnie Rosenthal's hattrick Liverpool - all those jammy late winners in 84, steve staunton Birmingham - the rifle Pandiani Fulham - dull plaything of a rich guy\ Sunderland/Stoke - how dare they wear red and white stripes? Blackburn - tiny tiny ****ty team, **** place Hull - dump Wolves - the fans Bolton - no reason Pompey - every reason West Brom - ****s Cardiff - welsh ****s Watford - always knock us out the cup Boro - dump, library of a stadium, sing when yer winning attitude Derby - Mikkael Beck, playoff Sheff Wed - always hated 'em Leeds - arsehole fans Charlton - ditto Norwich - Jeremy Goss header, Robert Fleck Millwall - scum Tranmere - 4-3 Stockport - Coca Cola quarter final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Liverpool fans or just Liverpool people like to cry at least 5 times a day, especially about Ken Biggley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Reading, disgusting club with no history and no personality, ground named after cilla blacks lover, famous fans include Lenny Henry, possibly the least funny man in the world, he deserves his own thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 13 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Whoops, forgot Derby... would still like to smash them on the way back up. Good call on Toon, I know they used to have shocking attendances... and the way they turfed of Sir Bobby was terrible, but in a way, they got their just desserts. same experience with Bournemouth... one minute they were asking for bail outs, went down for pre-season following season and I'm called a scummer relentlessly... talk about trying to pander up to their big brother Pompey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red&White Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Hmm let's see. Chelsea - bought success and their fans act like they have always been there Arsenal - Paul Davis Tottenham - Harry, Ronnie Rosenthal's hattrick Liverpool - all those jammy late winners in 84, steve staunton Birmingham - the rifle Pandiani Fulham - dull plaything of a rich guy\ Sunderland/Stoke - how dare they wear red and white stripes? Blackburn - tiny tiny ****ty team, **** place Hull - dump Wolves - the fans Bolton - no reason Pompey - every reason West Brom - ****s Cardiff - welsh ****s Watford - always knock us out the cup Boro - dump, library of a stadium, sing when yer winning attitude Derby - Mikkael Beck, playoff Sheff Wed - always hated 'em Leeds - arsehole fans Charlton - ditto Norwich - Jeremy Goss header, Robert Fleck Millwall - scum Tranmere - 4-3 Stockport - Coca Cola quarter final That could have been my list :rip: spot on ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 13 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 December, 2009 And you're right about Reading... from 8,000 to full capacity crowds in the space of one half season.... and back down again. Mockneys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Portsmyth, obviously, mostly for constantly telling porkies Spurs, for being arrogant with feck all to be arrogant about, and for having fans that all come from Hertfordshire and not Tottenham Chelsea, because their fans, including the women, drop the natural pitch of their voices by an octave of two when chanting 'Chelsea' (I think it's suppose to be intimidating, it ain't) MK Dons for farting in the face tradition and honesty Newcastle for believing they have the worlds most passionate fans, Blackburn/Bolton for being boring and pointless Everton, Man U, Leeds, just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Yeh, Everton for breaking my heart in the cup semi, for having adrian heath, greame sharp and andy gray, hate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Hull - little, grotty, rubbishy club. They will get relegated this season and shouldn't ever be in the premiership again. Wigan - i find them pointless tbh. They barley fill their stadium, their games are often dull and their fans are lifeless . It's a rugby town and eventually it will go back to being just that. Boro - i feel the same as you about them, their fans do my ****ing head in. I also have had a look at their current comments and yep, knee-jerking ****s. i bet 50% of them weren't even at the match, their attendance looked embarrassing today. Pompey - well, for obvious reasons. Would love to play them again though. It's time for the good old traditional clubs to join the elite again - Forest, Wednesday, saints etc - no disrespect, but Hull/Wigan/Burnley etc just look silly in the premiership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Boro - library of a stadium, sing when yer winning attitude lIncase you hadn't noticed, that's us now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Pompey Plymouth Spurs Newcastle Liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Skates - Well, come on. Derby - That playoff semi final, they win and still decide to attack the away end. C**ts. Leeds - Horrible, dirty place. Success built on a foundation of thuggery and money they never had. Aston Villa - Fans who feel they have a divine right for success and do not stop bloody moaning, and the 3-2, god that still hurts so much. Newcastle - Utter total dellusion. They must live on a different plane of existence to the rest of the footballing world. Only they could ever see Keegan returning as a good thing, and their fans are dreadful. Blackburn - Pathetic little club with no rightful claim to have been as big as they claim they are. (Include Boro and Wigan in that too.) Dover Athletic/Folkestone Invicta - My other team, Margate's, nearest and dearest. F**k 'em. MK Dons - Everything wrong with football today. They should not exist, plain and simple. Spurs - Big time f**king charlies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 tottingham- does anybody like them poopey- obvious reasons palace- coz i just hate them liverpool- plastic scousers and "all that history" mancs- no reason to like them derby- play offs sealed that 1, its a long time since i wanted to hit anyone but that nite QPR- poxy subuteo stadium cardiff,swansea- should'nt be in this league anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Poopey - obviously Reading - feck off back to league 1 where you belong. Bolton and Wigan - for being ****ant clubs with no fans. Man U. - Obnoxious fans, manager and players. Spurs - Same as above plus Veneables. Watford - For always playing the long ball game and thrashing us. Newcastle and Sunderland - Just because you have a big stadium doesn't make you a big club! Dirty Leeds - Their fans are ****s and ffs stop going on about the Revie years! Cardiff - Welsh chav scum. Derby County - Cheating bastards! Plymouth - (see Reading) Ipswich - Roy Keane Charlton - Just what is their problem with us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Forgot, Everton for the 84 semi-final and West Ham and Millwall for the ever present threat of violence and any club that Steve Claridge has played for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Chelsea Blackburn Manchester City and any other team which buys success Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 forgot everton as well, only been to their ground twice seen 16 goals, 1 for saints and that semi at highbury is the only time ive condoned violence at football, wrong i know but i just couldnt help myself ( i was 21 at the time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 I can't believe no-one's mentioned my 3 iron! A real bastard of a club, I never hit it cleanly and as often as not it goes no further than the good old trusty 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanovski Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 pompey nuff said. qpr because my dad and brother supports them and they are just pure ballz. wolves because my dads best friend supports them and hes a knob. Bournemouth because we raised money for them and they were hoping we went out of business. liverpool because they are proper bell ends and the fans are mostly from every where else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Chelsea Blackburn Manchester City and any other team which buys success I hope we can add Southampton to that list in the near future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Chelsea Blackburn Manchester City and any other team which buys success You can add Man Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal to that list - they all buy success, just get their money from different sources. The only teams I really hate are Man U and Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Chelsea Blackburn Manchester City and any other team which buys success dont know of any team,since ive been going to football (late 60s), that has won anything withh homegrown players, they've all bought someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Poortsmouth - Obvious Man Utd - Arrogant, Berbatov and Ferguson Leeds - Dirty Charlton - Their fans are deluded, definitely a Bertie Big B0ll0cks club. Hull and Bolton and all the other nowhere Premier League clubs with no history or real background. Reading and Bournemouth - Think they have some massive rivalry with us, Reading are a nothing club and Bournemouth think they are something they are not. West Brom - For constantly yo-yoing between the PL and CCC! Chelsea - Possibly more arrogant than United, their fans, Ashley Cole. Meanwhile, clubs I like: West Ham - Second club, bought up by a West Ham supporter! Walsall because Darren Byfield spoke to me on facebook chat and told me we were better than Leeds. Aston Villa - Martin O'Neill is alright and it's good to see a non big-four team challenging the big four Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 1 skates 2 man u 3 Bolton 4 Bournemouth 5 Middlesborough - can't even remember why?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Chelsea Blackburn Manchester City and any other team which buys success Man City haven't bought success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Don't you realise that by including Bournemouth and Reading you are merely confirming that you do see a rivalry there? I couldn't care less about either of them. My ones would be: M'boro, Bolton, Wigan, Hull, B'ham City etc... you know, those small teams in the Premiership who couldn't ever scrape 30,000 together and whose attendance will be nearer to 10k than 20k after half a season in the Championship. Pompey - for fitting into the first category and also for being vile, smelly and pathetic. Cardiff - complete morons. The Blue Few mark II. Pathetic little club. Would be better for English football if they slid back down the leagues. Sheff United - will forever be associated with the team of thugs they were under Warnock in my mind. Bristol Rovers - they're utter ****e and they're in our play-off spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Don't you realise that by including Bournemouth and Reading you are merely confirming that you do see a rivalry there? No. They see a rivalry, and Bournemouth especially bang on about it so much it's become overly tedious and I hate them for it. It's a different type of hate I feel for Poortsmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Agree with most of the above, I can't stand Newcastle either. Very deluded fans. 2 'messiahs' in one season and they still got relegated LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Don't you realise that by including Bournemouth and Reading you are merely confirming that you do see a rivalry there? I couldn't care less about either of them. My ones would be: M'boro, Bolton, Wigan, Hull, B'ham City etc... you know, those small teams in the Premiership who couldn't ever scrape 30,000 together and whose attendance will be nearer to 10k than 20k after half a season in the Championship. Pompey - for fitting into the first category and also for being vile, smelly and pathetic. Cardiff - complete morons. The Blue Few mark II. Pathetic little club. Would be better for English football if they slid back down the leagues. Sheff United - will forever be associated with the team of thugs they were under Warnock in my mind. Bristol Rovers - they're utter ****e and they're in our play-off spot. No not at all Benji, is that your real name, you sound like a cuddly dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Dirty Leeds Portsmuff Bolton Blackburn Liverpool Manure Spurs Derby Rangers Reading MK Dons (Franchise Utd) Real Madrid Newcastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Pompey/Gillingham, Everton, Derby, Palace, Coventry, Rangers and Ipswich are the only clubs I genuinely loathe. I dislike Leeds, Villa, Spurs and all the usual ones but don't have a particular problem with them. There's tons of clubs I like and wish well (the majority of them in the football league, actually) but I have a specially soft spot for Millwall, Forest, and (in Scotland) Hibernian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Oh yeah I hate Stenhousemuir cos I needed them to beat Elgin (who were bottom and hadn't won in 11 or something stupid) to win about £30 and they went and lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 1, Villa 2, Pompey 3, Spurs 4, Leeds 5, Celtic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 No not at all Benji, is that your real name, you sound like a cuddly dog. It's not my real name. I am a cuddly dog though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 What's the name of that place where The Academy used to be? I hate that, it's rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Westham. I loathe their fans and they live locally en masse. Portsmouth. I loathe their fans but; they do make me lol a lot. Arsenal. Wenger is a ****. However I do like their fans. Liverpool. I loathe their fans and every scouser is a ****. Argentina. I don't do hand of god. Portugal. I don't do winkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Pompey, Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham, Man City, Birmingham, Hull, Wolves, Derby, West Brom, Notts Forest, Cardiff, Swansea, Newcastle, Sheffield United, Bristol City, Middlesborough, Crystal Palace, QPR, Coventry, Ipswich, Reading, Plymouth, Charlton, Leeds, Norwich, Bristol Rovers, MK Dons, Millwall, Swindon, Brighton, Tranmere, Bournemouth and Notts County, respectively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Liverpool, Evertion, Tranmere and Portsmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Three words Crystal F@@king Palace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 Pompey' date=' Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham, Man City, Birmingham, Hull, Wolves, Derby, West Brom, Notts Forest, Cardiff, Swansea, Newcastle, Sheffield United, Bristol City, Middlesborough, Crystal Palace, QPR, Coventry, Ipswich, Reading, Plymouth, Charlton, Leeds, Norwich, Bristol Rovers, MK Dons, Millwall, Swindon, Brighton, Tranmere, Bournemouth and Notts County, respectively.[/quote'] Is there anyone that you do like?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 13 December, 2009 Share Posted 13 December, 2009 P*mpey, Spurs, Manyoo, Leeds (United and Rhinos) Newcastle, Birmingham City, Burnley, West Ham, Charlton, Palace and Hull Kingston Rovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 14 December, 2009 Share Posted 14 December, 2009 Skates - Well, come on. Derby - That playoff semi final, they win and still decide to attack the away end. C**ts. Leeds - Horrible, dirty place. Success built on a foundation of thuggery and money they never had. Aston Villa - Fans who feel they have a divine right for success and do not stop bloody moaning, and the 3-2, god that still hurts so much. Newcastle - Utter total dellusion. They must live on a different plane of existence to the rest of the footballing world. Only they could ever see Keegan returning as a good thing, and their fans are dreadful. Blackburn - Pathetic little club with no rightful claim to have been as big as they claim they are. (Include Boro and Wigan in that too.) Dover Athletic/Folkestone Invicta - My other team, Margate's, nearest and dearest. F**k 'em. MK Dons - Everything wrong with football today. They should not exist, plain and simple. Spurs - Big time f**king charlies. Those two for those reasons plus Man Utd. You never get a fair deal up there and I still remember the Shipperley goal that was disallowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1Minus10 Posted 14 December, 2009 Share Posted 14 December, 2009 Skates - dirty ****ty little club Man Utd - the fans, the arrogance, Gary Neville, the Republic of Mancunia shiiiiiite, Sir Alex, Roy Keane, Cantona Celtic / Rangers - don't discuss coming into our league, we don't want you, **** off, if you want to start at the bottom of the non-league pyramid then we may talk about it. Liverpool - Throwback to the 80s really but Benitez... bell end Leeds - Dirty, love their 'hard' image. David o'****ing Leary, tw*t fans Bolton - pathetic, just pathetic Bournemouth - ungrateful *****s MK Dons - should be thrown out of the league Scotland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1Minus10 Posted 14 December, 2009 Share Posted 14 December, 2009 Skates Skates Reserves Skates U19s Skates U17s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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