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Just reading through a couple of Middlesbrough message boards and their stupidity ignited my dormant hatred of them. Alot of them already want WGS out and after reading through their ridiculous, reactionary drivel my attentions turned to the other clubs I dislike.

 

So, for me it's:

 

Boro - passionless, idiotic nasty group of fans.

Charlton - absolutely deluded bunch with serious delusions of grandeur. Bizarre 'big club' complex, despite not being a very big club at all.

Pompey - I don't think I need to list why...

Bournemouth - I repeat - they are not our 'cute little brother' with give pocket money to; they are a nasty, ungrateful little chav half-brother who comes begging when they've figured they ain't got a pot to **** in.

Liverpool - Rafa Benitez, that stupid ****ing ****** tannoy announcer and Steven 'Roy of the Rovers' Gerrard. Oh, and having a minutes silence for everything.

Man Utd - Darren Fletcher, Alex Ferguson.

Blackburn/Bolton/Wigan - I don't know, but I never feel inclined to watch a game involving any of those three. Maybe its the fact their stadiums are seldom full.

Ipswich - Roy Keane.

Plymouth - fans with delusions of grandeur MK II

 

Talking of which... MK Dons... I wouldn't dislike them, but I cannot stand Paul Ince. Same goes for Darlington... can't stand Steve Staunton.

 

 

Conversely, got a bit of a soft spot for Blackpool (Holloway - good manager, love the tangerine kits and also a team punching above its weight), Stoke (Beatts 'n' all, fun to watch), Forest (Billy Davies, good manager + a few ex-Saints like Stoke), Newcastle ( I like them again now Shearer's gone - great memories of weekenders there)...

 

So... which teams (other than Soton) do you look out for? And why? (both good and bad reasons)

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Bournemouth really get my goat, a couple of years ago I went to the preseason friendly and was called a scummer on numerous occassions, the pre-match pub was even closed and the windows were boarded up, proper king edward on the shoulder. As for the town, a bumhole with no pubs, just walkabout type bars, BOOOOO

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Hmm let's see.

 

Chelsea - bought success and their fans act like they have always been there

Arsenal - Paul Davis

Tottenham - Harry, Ronnie Rosenthal's hattrick

Liverpool - all those jammy late winners in 84, steve staunton

Birmingham - the rifle Pandiani

Fulham - dull plaything of a rich guy\

Sunderland/Stoke - how dare they wear red and white stripes?

Blackburn - tiny tiny ****ty team, **** place

Hull - dump

Wolves - the fans

Bolton - no reason

Pompey - every reason

West Brom - ****s

Cardiff - welsh ****s

Watford - always knock us out the cup

Boro - dump, library of a stadium, sing when yer winning attitude

Derby - Mikkael Beck, playoff

Sheff Wed - always hated 'em

Leeds - arsehole fans

Charlton - ditto

Norwich - Jeremy Goss header, Robert Fleck

Millwall - scum

Tranmere - 4-3

Stockport - Coca Cola quarter final

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Whoops, forgot Derby... would still like to smash them on the way back up.

 

Good call on Toon, I know they used to have shocking attendances... and the way they turfed of Sir Bobby was terrible, but in a way, they got their just desserts.

 

same experience with Bournemouth... one minute they were asking for bail outs, went down for pre-season following season and I'm called a scummer relentlessly... talk about trying to pander up to their big brother Pompey...

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Hmm let's see.

 

Chelsea - bought success and their fans act like they have always been there

Arsenal - Paul Davis

Tottenham - Harry, Ronnie Rosenthal's hattrick

Liverpool - all those jammy late winners in 84, steve staunton

Birmingham - the rifle Pandiani

Fulham - dull plaything of a rich guy\

Sunderland/Stoke - how dare they wear red and white stripes?

Blackburn - tiny tiny ****ty team, **** place

Hull - dump

Wolves - the fans

Bolton - no reason

Pompey - every reason

West Brom - ****s

Cardiff - welsh ****s

Watford - always knock us out the cup

Boro - dump, library of a stadium, sing when yer winning attitude

Derby - Mikkael Beck, playoff

Sheff Wed - always hated 'em

Leeds - arsehole fans

Charlton - ditto

Norwich - Jeremy Goss header, Robert Fleck

Millwall - scum

Tranmere - 4-3

Stockport - Coca Cola quarter final

 

That could have been my list :rip: spot on !

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Portsmyth, obviously, mostly for constantly telling porkies

Spurs, for being arrogant with feck all to be arrogant about, and for having fans that all come from Hertfordshire and not Tottenham

Chelsea, because their fans, including the women, drop the natural pitch of their voices by an octave of two when chanting 'Chelsea' (I think it's suppose to be intimidating, it ain't)

MK Dons for farting in the face tradition and honesty

Newcastle for believing they have the worlds most passionate fans,

Blackburn/Bolton for being boring and pointless

Everton, Man U, Leeds, just because.

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Hull - little, grotty, rubbishy club. They will get relegated this season and shouldn't ever be in the premiership again.

 

Wigan - i find them pointless tbh. They barley fill their stadium, their games are often dull and their fans are lifeless . It's a rugby town and eventually it will go back to being just that.

 

Boro - i feel the same as you about them, their fans do my ****ing head in. I also have had a look at their current comments and yep, knee-jerking ****s. i bet 50% of them weren't even at the match, their attendance looked embarrassing today.

 

Pompey - well, for obvious reasons. Would love to play them again though.

 

It's time for the good old traditional clubs to join the elite again - Forest, Wednesday, saints etc - no disrespect, but Hull/Wigan/Burnley etc just look silly in the premiership.

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Skates - Well, come on.

Derby - That playoff semi final, they win and still decide to attack the away end. C**ts.

Leeds - Horrible, dirty place. Success built on a foundation of thuggery and money they never had.

Aston Villa - Fans who feel they have a divine right for success and do not stop bloody moaning, and the 3-2, god that still hurts so much.

Newcastle - Utter total dellusion. They must live on a different plane of existence to the rest of the footballing world. Only they could ever see Keegan returning as a good thing, and their fans are dreadful.

Blackburn - Pathetic little club with no rightful claim to have been as big as they claim they are. (Include Boro and Wigan in that too.)

Dover Athletic/Folkestone Invicta - My other team, Margate's, nearest and dearest. F**k 'em.

MK Dons - Everything wrong with football today. They should not exist, plain and simple.

Spurs - Big time f**king charlies.

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tottingham- does anybody like them

poopey- obvious reasons

palace- coz i just hate them

liverpool- plastic scousers and "all that history"

mancs- no reason to like them

derby- play offs sealed that 1, its a long time since i wanted to hit anyone but that nite

QPR- poxy subuteo stadium

cardiff,swansea- should'nt be in this league anyway

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Poopey - obviously

Reading - feck off back to league 1 where you belong.

Bolton and Wigan - for being ****ant clubs with no fans.

Man U. - Obnoxious fans, manager and players.

Spurs - Same as above plus Veneables.

Watford - For always playing the long ball game and thrashing us.

Newcastle and Sunderland - Just because you have a big stadium doesn't make you a big club!

Dirty Leeds - Their fans are ****s and ffs stop going on about the Revie years!

Cardiff - Welsh chav scum.

Derby County - Cheating bastards!

Plymouth - (see Reading)

Ipswich - Roy Keane

Charlton - Just what is their problem with us?

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pompey nuff said.

qpr because my dad and brother supports them and they are just pure ballz.

wolves because my dads best friend supports them and hes a knob.

Bournemouth because we raised money for them and they were hoping we went out of business.

liverpool because they are proper bell ends and the fans are mostly from every where else

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Poortsmouth - Obvious

Man Utd - Arrogant, Berbatov and Ferguson

Leeds - Dirty

Charlton - Their fans are deluded, definitely a Bertie Big B0ll0cks club.

Hull and Bolton and all the other nowhere Premier League clubs with no history or real background.

Reading and Bournemouth - Think they have some massive rivalry with us, Reading are a nothing club and Bournemouth think they are something they are not.

West Brom - For constantly yo-yoing between the PL and CCC!

Chelsea - Possibly more arrogant than United, their fans, Ashley Cole.

 

Meanwhile, clubs I like:

 

West Ham - Second club, bought up by a West Ham supporter!

Walsall because Darren Byfield spoke to me on facebook chat and told me we were better than Leeds.

Aston Villa - Martin O'Neill is alright and it's good to see a non big-four team challenging the big four

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Don't you realise that by including Bournemouth and Reading you are merely confirming that you do see a rivalry there?

 

I couldn't care less about either of them.

 

My ones would be:

 

M'boro, Bolton, Wigan, Hull, B'ham City etc... you know, those small teams in the Premiership who couldn't ever scrape 30,000 together and whose attendance will be nearer to 10k than 20k after half a season in the Championship.

 

Pompey - for fitting into the first category and also for being vile, smelly and pathetic.

 

Cardiff - complete morons. The Blue Few mark II. Pathetic little club. Would be better for English football if they slid back down the leagues.

 

Sheff United - will forever be associated with the team of thugs they were under Warnock in my mind.

 

Bristol Rovers - they're utter ****e and they're in our play-off spot.

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Don't you realise that by including Bournemouth and Reading you are merely confirming that you do see a rivalry there?

 

No. They see a rivalry, and Bournemouth especially bang on about it so much it's become overly tedious and I hate them for it. It's a different type of hate I feel for Poortsmouth.

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Don't you realise that by including Bournemouth and Reading you are merely confirming that you do see a rivalry there?

 

I couldn't care less about either of them.

 

My ones would be:

 

M'boro, Bolton, Wigan, Hull, B'ham City etc... you know, those small teams in the Premiership who couldn't ever scrape 30,000 together and whose attendance will be nearer to 10k than 20k after half a season in the Championship.

 

Pompey - for fitting into the first category and also for being vile, smelly and pathetic.

 

Cardiff - complete morons. The Blue Few mark II. Pathetic little club. Would be better for English football if they slid back down the leagues.

 

Sheff United - will forever be associated with the team of thugs they were under Warnock in my mind.

 

Bristol Rovers - they're utter ****e and they're in our play-off spot.

 

No not at all Benji, is that your real name, you sound like a cuddly dog.

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Pompey/Gillingham, Everton, Derby, Palace, Coventry, Rangers and Ipswich are the only clubs I genuinely loathe.

 

I dislike Leeds, Villa, Spurs and all the usual ones but don't have a particular problem with them.

 

There's tons of clubs I like and wish well (the majority of them in the football league, actually) but I have a specially soft spot for Millwall, Forest, and (in Scotland) Hibernian.

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Westham. I loathe their fans and they live locally en masse.

Portsmouth. I loathe their fans but; they do make me lol a lot.

Arsenal. Wenger is a ****. However I do like their fans.

Liverpool. I loathe their fans and every scouser is a ****.

Argentina. I don't do hand of god.

Portugal. I don't do winkers.

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Pompey, Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham, Man City, Birmingham, Hull, Wolves, Derby, West Brom, Notts Forest, Cardiff, Swansea, Newcastle, Sheffield United, Bristol City, Middlesborough, Crystal Palace, QPR, Coventry, Ipswich, Reading, Plymouth, Charlton, Leeds, Norwich, Bristol Rovers, MK Dons, Millwall, Swindon, Brighton, Tranmere, Bournemouth and Notts County, respectively.

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Pompey' date=' Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham, Man City, Birmingham, Hull, Wolves, Derby, West Brom, Notts Forest, Cardiff, Swansea, Newcastle, Sheffield United, Bristol City, Middlesborough, Crystal Palace, QPR, Coventry, Ipswich, Reading, Plymouth, Charlton, Leeds, Norwich, Bristol Rovers, MK Dons, Millwall, Swindon, Brighton, Tranmere, Bournemouth and Notts County, respectively.[/quote']

 

Is there anyone that you do like?!

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Skates - Well, come on.

Derby - That playoff semi final, they win and still decide to attack the away end. C**ts.

Leeds - Horrible, dirty place. Success built on a foundation of thuggery and money they never had.

Aston Villa - Fans who feel they have a divine right for success and do not stop bloody moaning, and the 3-2, god that still hurts so much.

Newcastle - Utter total dellusion. They must live on a different plane of existence to the rest of the footballing world. Only they could ever see Keegan returning as a good thing, and their fans are dreadful.

Blackburn - Pathetic little club with no rightful claim to have been as big as they claim they are. (Include Boro and Wigan in that too.)

Dover Athletic/Folkestone Invicta - My other team, Margate's, nearest and dearest. F**k 'em.

MK Dons - Everything wrong with football today. They should not exist, plain and simple.

Spurs - Big time f**king charlies.

Those two for those reasons plus Man Utd. You never get a fair deal up there and I still remember the Shipperley goal that was disallowed.

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Skates - dirty ****ty little club

Man Utd - the fans, the arrogance, Gary Neville, the Republic of Mancunia shiiiiiite, Sir Alex, Roy Keane, Cantona

Celtic / Rangers - don't discuss coming into our league, we don't want you, **** off, if you want to start at the bottom of the non-league pyramid then we may talk about it.

Liverpool - Throwback to the 80s really but Benitez... bell end

Leeds - Dirty, love their 'hard' image. David o'****ing Leary, tw*t fans

Bolton - pathetic, just pathetic

Bournemouth - ungrateful *****s

MK Dons - should be thrown out of the league

Scotland

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