Joensuu Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Wasn't Mark Oaten from Winchester, straight, married, with 2 kids?
krissyboy31 Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 So i'll ask again has he moved down South ? Much more interesting question is, did Stevo's Mrs' "soothing hands" go south?
the stain Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Just to confirm: - Alan Pardew was in Winchester yesterday - Alan Pardew remains in Winchester today - Alan Pardew will remain in Winchester until he consents to being gay There is nothing sinister about this, I just need him close to me.
saintbletch Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 That's the theory I use when the missus says no to me... Bad taste? Depends if you swallow.
Scudamore Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Here you go the saint in winchester...you should be able to work out all potential escape routes for Alan Pardew off these plans...
Tac-tics Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Here you go the saint in winchester...you should be able to work out all potential escape routes for Alan Pardew off these plans... lol
RedAndWhite91 Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Wasn't Mark Oaten from Winchester, straight, married, with 2 kids? Maybe the saint in winchester IS Mark Oaten. It all adds up now...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Here you go the saint in winchester...you should be able to work out all potential escape routes for Alan Pardew off these plans... I reckon Saint Winchester will be hanging next to the Scouting office/library, in the mens toilets.
the.saint.1885 Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 No he hasn't moved south. He still lives around the corner from me (in Surrey)
Winchester Red Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 Well I can answer the original question anyway..... Q- Where did AP go after Fat Face A- He went to Toni & Guy and got his haircut. I saw him in there Mystery solved.... back to football then
Winchester Red Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 ...and by the way. AP is in the process of moving down. From the horses mouth as they say
Whitey Grandad Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 ...and by the way. AP is in the process of moving down. From the horses mouth as they say That is good news. Once he's here he won't want to leave. Was he looking in John D. Wood?
Winchester Red Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 I spoke to the guy that cut his hair. He said it was the only question he asked him. Q- 'Are you moving down' A- 'In the process' Apparently the girl that washed his hair asked him what he did for a living and didn't recognise him. He was probably pleased to get a bit of anonimity as he is almost godlike around here
the.saint.1885 Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 ...and by the way. AP is in the process of moving down. From the horses mouth as they say Strange. That his wife is unaware of this.
Whitey Grandad Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 Strange. That his wife is unaware of this. They are always the last to know....
the saint in winchester Posted 10 December, 2009 Author Posted 10 December, 2009 Very sad, that any fan should think that a football club manager would want complete strangers coming up to him when he's not at work. And even sadder that anyone should think he has any status to issue 'thanks' on behalf of others. The manager and the players do a job of entertaining us but we don't own them. As Delboy would say, "shut up. you tart". Grumpy old sod, cheer up.
the saint in winchester Posted 10 December, 2009 Author Posted 10 December, 2009 This thread is genius. AP loves Winchester. This is a fact. Now rated as a 5-star thread. I would say "I'm touched" but the neanderthals will start posting their subliminal message comments again!
the saint in winchester Posted 10 December, 2009 Author Posted 10 December, 2009 the saint in winchester I'm with you mate! Would have loved to have seen Mr Pards today - shame I was at uni all afternoon! If I see him again, I'll hold onto his arm til you get out of Uni, ok. :-)
the stain Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 Dark times in the horse's mouth. Dark times
benjii Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 We get three cubicles and 4 urinals, the birds get one ****ter. Quite right too.
the saint in winchester Posted 10 December, 2009 Author Posted 10 December, 2009 Wasn't Mark Oaten from Winchester, straight, married, with 2 kids? So you're outing me as Mark Oaten??? Put your money where your mouth is then.
Whitey Grandad Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 We get three cubicles and 4 urinals, the birds get one ****ter. Quite right too. Have you ever been in a Ladies' toilet? The first time that I did I was shocked by how smart it was. They even had wallpaper! And the handwriting was so neat. That's because they can use two hands.
the saint in winchester Posted 10 December, 2009 Author Posted 10 December, 2009 Here you go the saint in winchester...you should be able to work out all potential escape routes for Alan Pardew off these plans... Well, thankyou, Richard. I need one for Winchester High St - so I can block of all the passages next time.
benjii Posted 10 December, 2009 Posted 10 December, 2009 Have you ever been in a Ladies' toilet? The first time that I did I was shocked by how smart it was. They even had wallpaper! And the handwriting was so neat. That's because they can use two hands. Oh yes
the saint in winchester Posted 10 December, 2009 Author Posted 10 December, 2009 Maybe the saint in winchester IS Mark Oaten. It all adds up now... One simple post to let y'all know that AP was in Winchester High St ... and it leads to me being outed as Mark Oaten!!!! Not even close. I feel like a local celebrity all of a sudden. My name is ... my name is ... (as Eminem would say)
the saint in winchester Posted 10 December, 2009 Author Posted 10 December, 2009 Well I can answer the original question anyway..... Q- Where did AP go after Fat Face A- He went to Toni & Guy and got his haircut. I saw him in there Mystery solved.... back to football then Aha see, my sighting was sound. Toni & Guy, you say, I'll be there in the morning for my next instalment of 'AP Watch'. It's better than Badger Watch!!!
Somewhere In Northam Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 Aha see, my sighting was sound. Toni & Guy, you say, I'll be there in the morning for my next instalment of 'AP Watch'. It's better than Badger Watch!!! ill tune in,what time and what channel Mark?
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 So you're outing me as Mark Oaten??? Put your money where your mouth is then. Not necessarily Mark Oaten, maybe just the man he bummed.
Legod Third Coming Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 the mrs has healing soothing hands HTH And a happy ending?
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 What, you like boys bums too do you? Winchester doesn't sound safe to me. Men, look before you sit down! OMG, I've got infraction points for something said on this thread? Unbelievable. Mods, get a ****ing life. I'm posting here as last time I got an infraction I replied and never got a response. Perhaps you'll reply if I put it in the public domain. Exactly what was so homophobic in the above text? It can't be the 2nd sentence as that is so deeply entrenched in sarcasm that even the mods would pick that up. So maybe it's the first sentence. I assume that if I said I liked girls t I t s I'd also get one for misogyny? I want those points removed.
Toadhall Saint Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 Surely he could get a free one from the Club masseur at any time he fancied? Massage - yeah right!! five fingered shuffle more like!!
Hatch Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 OMG, I've got infraction points for something said on this thread? Unbelievable. Mods, get a ****ing life. I'm posting here as last time I got an infraction I replied and never got a response. Perhaps you'll reply if I put it in the public domain. Exactly what was so homophobic in the above text? It can't be the 2nd sentence as that is so deeply entrenched in sarcasm that even the mods would pick that up. So maybe it's the first sentence. I assume that if I said I liked girls t I t s I'd also get one for misogyny? I want those points removed. LOL, double them , double them!!!
Scudamore Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 OMG, I've got infraction points for something said on this thread? Unbelievable. Mods, get a ****ing life. I'm posting here as last time I got an infraction I replied and never got a response. Perhaps you'll reply if I put it in the public domain. Exactly what was so homophobic in the above text? It can't be the 2nd sentence as that is so deeply entrenched in sarcasm that even the mods would pick that up. So maybe it's the first sentence. I assume that if I said I liked girls t I t s I'd also get one for misogyny? I want those points removed. You can start on -10
Durleyfos Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 I've been to Wincherster and I'm not ghey. My boyfriend is, though. :smt008
latter day saint Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 i didnt see Mr Pardew in Winchester today but i did see Ricky Lambert in the Argos at West Quay. was so surprised to see him that all i could say was "hi ricky!" in a rather excited voice as he walked by:oops: he was there with his missus,who had a push chair in tow.did get a bit worried when i saw him carrying a load of boxes out the shop,and did try to go & help him out but my missus said to leave the poor bloke alone!
RedAndWhite91 Posted 11 December, 2009 Posted 11 December, 2009 Aha see, my sighting was sound. Toni & Guy, you say, I'll be there in the morning for my next instalment of 'AP Watch'. It's better than Badger Watch!!! Pardew should go to Chaps, that's where I go. It's good. I look forward to the next instalment of AP Watch. Maybe you should go the whole hog, and use a video camera to film him through the bushes going about his ordinary daily business, and then when you run up to him to shake his hand, in an almost Rogue Traders "I'M FROM THE BBC" style way you can catch it on film and upload it on youtube and post the link. Then you'll continue your local celebrity-ness until the Red Tops destroy your career by featuring you in a front-page sex scandal. PS. I know you aren't really Mark Oaten.
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