the saint in winchester Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 I won't say : guess who I just saw, cos I just told you in the headline. :-) Had to pop into town earlier. For Winchester residents, chapter and verse, exact co-ordinates being - outside FatFace and River Island in the High St ... I look up and to my left walking up is Sir Alan Pardew (well, one day he will be!) I was so shocked I didn't react quickly enough. By the time I'd swivelled on my heels, done a 180, and set off to shake his hand, he was gone. I thought "where would a well-to-do football manager whose team is on the up go?" Thought maybe phone shop to get his SIM unlocked? Nah. Coffee shop? Tried Cafe Nero and Starbucks - not there. Tried Wilds Sports top of town - not there. He slipped away, readers, but I have to say he looked slim and taller than I thought him to be. Mind you, i usually sit in the Chapel or the Kingsland, so anyone looks small from afar, even Simon Gillett. :-) Anyway, if any of Mr Pardew's "people" read this, I wanted to shake his hand and say "thank you for coming to the club, you - along with Mr Cortese and Mr Leibherr - have brought us a sense of pride in our club again, and we look forward to the next few years with a confidence we haven't had in recent years." I had the speech in my head but couldn't find Mr Pardew to deliver the speech. After my last post, one of you replied "oh what a drama queen!" but this is a drama, sorry - Alan Pardew comes to sleepy ol' Winchester. This is the most exciting event since King Arthur's round table!
the saint in winchester Posted 8 December, 2009 Author Posted 8 December, 2009 Possibly the gayest post....ever FYI - straight, married, 2 kids.
paris Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 Does anyone know if he's moved down South ? I remember when GB was the manager there was a whole thing that went down because he apparently hadn't moved to the area .
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 I was in Winch earlier and I didn't see him... And it is not sleepy on a Thursday night
the saint in winchester Posted 8 December, 2009 Author Posted 8 December, 2009 I was in Winch earlier and I didn't see him... And it is not sleepy on a Thursday night Nooo, it's not, nor Fri or Sat, especially around Weatherspoons ... completely mobbed then.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 Nooo, it's not, nor Fri or Sat, especially around Weatherspoons ... completely mobbed then. Haha, Thursday is the main student night so the only night I ever go into Winch, I'm only a few miles away so it's ideal. Absolutely packed usually. I expect to see Pardew giving it some on the dance floor in the near future.
Master Bates Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 I'm surprised no one's decided to say he was in talks with Winchester City FC
Hatch Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 He will never go to Winchester again if he reads this
Tac-tics Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 FYI - straight, married, 2 kids. It's going to break their hearts
Whitey Grandad Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 He will never go to Winchester again if he reads this Having been there, he might never go again anyway.
saint_stevo Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 my mrs gave him a massage today in winchester, in a salon just to clarify
stardustonmyfeet Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 What the **** was he doing in winchester? The traffic's horrible at the best of times. Surely he could've found what he needed in southampton, saving a half-hour drive? [edit: sorry, just saw the above post... evidently "saint stevo's wife" is the answer to my question.]
nickfinks Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 Possibly the gayest post....ever haha strangely made me chuckle way to much
brmbrm Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 FYI - straight, married, 2 kids. Closet gay then....
Deppo Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 After you saw him outside those two shops he went in to Scope to try to pick up some old VHS tapes.
Redondo Saint Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 my mrs gave him a massage today in winchester, in a salon just to clarify Just to clarify in Winchester or in a salon?
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 My mate's mate was on a charity hitch hike thing to France and he saw Pardew in a petrol station in the early part of his journey and asked him for a lift. Pardew said no.
hamster Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 My mate's mate was on a charity hitch hike thing to France and he saw Pardew in a petrol station in the early part of his journey and asked him for a lift. Pardew said no. Must have been his older brother Alain Pardieu, an easy mishtake to make.
Deppo Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 My mate's mate was on a charity hitch hike thing to France and he saw Pardew in a petrol station in the early part of his journey and asked him for a lift. Pardew said no. A man of sound judgement.
docker-p Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 My mate's mate was on a charity hitch hike thing to France and he saw Pardew in a petrol station in the early part of his journey and asked him for a lift. Pardew said no. Miserable bastard. Pardew out.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 FYI - straight, married, 2 kids. ...Living a lie.
Greenridge Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 my mrs gave him a massage today in winchester, in a salon just to clarify Surely he could get a free one from the Club masseur at any time he fancied?
the saint in winchester Posted 8 December, 2009 Author Posted 8 December, 2009 (edited) Are you all having fun? Edited 8 December, 2009 by the saint in winchester
the saint in winchester Posted 8 December, 2009 Author Posted 8 December, 2009 ...Living a lie. Closet gay then.... Possibly the gayest post....ever Are you all having fun? Some kind of wind up? I assure you 100% hetero, 0% gay. What, a guy can't enjoy ballet in case you adjudge him soft? :-)
Alain Perrin Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 Surely he could get a free one from the Club masseur at any time he fancied? No extras though
tttdcs Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 FYI - straight up them !! married, 2 kids. You mean that you bat for both sides ?
the saint in winchester Posted 8 December, 2009 Author Posted 8 December, 2009 You mean that you bat for both sides ? Inappropriate use of technology. Adding words to original post. Infringement.
Big John Posted 8 December, 2009 Posted 8 December, 2009 Surely he could get a free one from the Club masseur at any time he fancied? Ah yes, but does the Club masseur offer the same services as ss's misssus?
tttdcs Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Inappropriate use of technology. Adding words to original post. Infringement. :-)
Professor Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Very sad, that any fan should think that a football club manager would want complete strangers coming up to him when he's not at work. And even sadder that anyone should think he has any status to issue 'thanks' on behalf of others. The manager and the players do a job of entertaining us but we don't own them.
Winchester_Saint Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 the saint in winchester I'm with you mate! Would have loved to have seen Mr Pards today - shame I was at uni all afternoon!
Professor Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 Praise for Pards is well-deserved, but so is his privacy when he's not at work.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 the saint in winchester I'm with you mate! What, you like boys bums too do you? Winchester doesn't sound safe to me. Men, look before you sit down!
saintbletch Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 What, you like boys bums too do you? Winchester doesn't sound safe to me. Men, look before you sit down! The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Dog Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 FYI - straight, married, 2 kids. So was Barrymore. :smt008
saint_stevo Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 (edited) Surely he could get a free one from the Club masseur at any time he fancied? the mrs has healing soothing hands HTH Edited 9 December, 2009 by saint_stevo
Greenridge Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 the mrs has healing soothing erection enducing hands HTH Crikey :smt103
miserableoldgit Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 This is one of the things that I love about this forum. Within a couple of posts of the original one, things go off on so many, often surreal, tangents! Brilliant!
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 The lady doth protest too much, methinks. That's the theory I use when the missus says no to me... Bad taste?
Hatch Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 This weekends News of The World. League One Boss Massage Shame Southampton Manager , Alan Pardew, regularly receives Hand relief from dodgy back street Vice girls posing as legitimate Masseurs, while Impressionable young fans look on through the windows, touching themselves. Many local Winchester residents intend to be there next week.
Hatch Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 LOL, not my words, NotW journo speak. Of course.
Saint_Ash Posted 9 December, 2009 Posted 9 December, 2009 the mrs has healing soothing hands HTH Does he?
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