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Friday: Went round my mates

 

Saturday: Cut the grass

 

Sunday morning: Lost at football Sholing Saints 0 Bridge Inn 1, game got abandoned after 75mins due to a Bridge Inn player spitting in the ref's face, they've been given the 1-0 win as well, it's a f*cking joke!

 

Sunday afternoon/evening: Watched Saints lose 4-1

 

2/10

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Friday - Did nothing

Sat - shopping, dropping off and picking up middle son from a party, then out to friends for the evening and had too much to drink

Sun - woke up without hangover, took and picked up middle son from another party, took kids to their dad, did some studying, what most of the match, twas 1-1 when i went to collect the kids, recovered from shock of it being 4-1 when i got home

 

Overall 7/10

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Fri: Went to Oceana with mates for one of their bdays. Met an ex after 5 or so years, she is very very hot. Talked to her for a bit.

 

Sat: Woke up hanging out my ar$e to play footeh (11 a side) for the 3rd time in 10 years. We won 2-1 in extra time having equallised in injury time. I should have scored atleast 3, but my shooting was gash. Skinned a player with a quality cryuff turn though to deliver a peach of a cross on my left which was good. Watched the Man U Liverpool 2nd half and Chelski Man City game. Had an Indian takeaway in the pm with the Mrs.

 

Sun: Nice long lie in. Woke up feeling someone had removed all my muscles, raped each one and then replaced them in my body. Spent most of the day sat on the couch playing FM. Watched Saints game :(

 

7/10

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Friday- Went to pub. Mate got refused drinks so went to Brook social later in the evening. It was gash. Cheap though...

Saturday. Stayed in bed 'til afternoon. Went to Newbury to pick up a speaker. Went to pub in evening.

Sunday- Pub for football. Stayed there all day and went to town in the evening. Lost money at the casino which didn't bother me.

Monday- Woke up and realised I lost money. It now bothered me. Watched daytime tv all day.

Tuesday- Back at work. w00tafish.

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Friday- Went to pub. Mate got refused drinks so went to Brook social later in the evening. It was gash. Cheap though...

Saturday. Stayed in bed 'til afternoon. Went to Newbury to pick up a speaker. Went to pub in evening.

Sunday- Pub for football. Stayed there all day and went to town in the evening. Lost money at the casino which didn't bother me.

Monday- Woke up and realised I lost money. It now bothered me. Watched daytime tv all day.

Tuesday- Back at work. w00tafish.

 

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Friday - recovered from Thursday night hangover

Saturday - took sons to driving range cooked a big dinner for them all and floodlit Par 3 watched Battlestar Galactica season 4 on DVD

Sunday - did absolutely nothing until footie on tv

Monday - 9 holes of proper Golf with the sons was 44C and humid as hell then stuck in traffic jam for 2 hours - hands so sweaty clubs kept flying out - yuk

 

3/10 (but only because the hangover had been worth getting

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Friday - worked 3pm-10pm

Saturday - lost accumulator, got pis*ed, went clubbing, kissed probably one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen. got home at 5am.

Sunday - went to qpr with hangover, had a nice fry up round the corner from loftus road. 4-1. got home went to pub.

 

6/10.

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