Goodnight sweet Princess

[Master Bates]

 

HEART-rending tributes were last night paid by grieving friends of Page 3 girl Jenny Grant after the 19-year-old took her own life.

 

Tragic Jenny is feared to have committed suicide hours after rowing with close friends on a night out.

 

The beauty — this year’s winner of The Sun’s Page 3 Idol contest — was found hanged after her worried boyfriend raised the alarm at 4am on Saturday.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1688800.ece

 

:mad:

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Stupid cow.

[Dog]

I met a page 3 girl saturday night in my pub, infact she is a regular in there.

[Master Bates]

I met a page 3 girl saturday night in my pub, infact she is a regular in there.

 

Rule 1

[Dog]

...... ......

 

Google her.

 

Scottish river

 

Allen, west ham defender

Edited 15 September, 2008 by Dog

[Master Bates]

I can't take a picture of her.

 

I have chatted to her more than once, and it wasn't until last night that someone told me about page 3.

 

How about a name to google?

[Dog]

How about a name to google?

 

Google her.

 

Scottish river

 

Allen, west ham defender

[Hatch]

I met a page 3 girl saturday night in my pub, infact she is a regular in there.

 

 

is or was?

[Master Bates]

Nah, I just get scottish people and rivers

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Nah, I just get scottish people and rivers

 

The River Dee

[Master Bates]

Nah, no woman called River Dee, River Dee Allen or Dee Allen.

 

Dee brings up some shocking stuff though, I like Dee.

[Hatch]

I found a Carron Martin, years old though

[Junction 9]

I saw Jo guest on Friday.

[Scummer]

Nah, no woman called River Dee, River Dee Allen or Dee Allen.

 

Dee brings up some shocking stuff though, I like Dee.

 

I'm thinking Dee Martin, didn't see anything though.

[Dog]

I found a Carron Martin, years old though

 

Winner!!!!!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Hate it when pretty girls get killed or take their lives. Just makes me think they were surrounded by people that didnt really appreciate their beauty!

 

What a waste

[Master Bates]

Hate it when pretty girls get killed or take their lives. Just makes me think they were surrounded by people that didnt really appreciate their beauty!

 

What a waste

 

It turns me on.

[Ponty]

How very strange.

[Junction 9]

Even the thread title is creepy.

[Dog]

Even the thread title is creepy.

 

It does sound a bit sex case.

[Rorytheking]

Even the thread title is creepy.

 

I thought that

[Wiltshire Saint]

Even the thread title is creepy.

 

It does sound a bit sex case.

 

I thought that

 

It is Master Bates we are talking about. He is clearly a man with issues (most of which I would imagine come from a lack of fanny action). There is no genuine grief for this girl, but some kind of sick sadness at the loss of having fresh pictures of her with her tits out.

 

I am interested to know if this young lady will be in the next batch of soft core material to be PM'd to the sad c*nts who get material from Bates?

[SuperMikey]

It is Master Bates we are talking about. He is clearly a man with issues (most of which I would imagine come from a lack of fanny action). There is no genuine grief for this girl, but some kind of sick sadness at the loss of having fresh pictures of her with her tits out.

 

I am interested to know if this young lady will be in the next batch of soft core material to be PM'd to the sad c*nts who get material from Bates?

 

I think WS wants to be added to the PM list, Bates.

[Johnny Shearer]

No shame on being on the list. Think WS is jealous.

[Ponty]

I doubt it. I expect he has Google.

[Hatch]

I assume she had an argument and had not been mucking about in boats

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

It is Master Bates we are talking about. He is clearly a man with issues (most of which I would imagine come from a lack of fanny action). There is no genuine grief for this girl, but some kind of sick sadness at the loss of having fresh pictures of her with her tits out.

 

I am interested to know if this young lady will be in the next batch of soft core material to be PM'd to the sad c*nts who get material from Bates?

 

I would say you're jealous, however its strictly women in the PM's which MB sends. I hear your more partial to a bit of c*ck.

[Ponty]

Priceless.

[Weston Super Saint]

I doubt it. I expect he has Google.

 

He'll need it too, since he won't be able to read any PMs he gets sent

[Ash]

Hate it when pretty girls get killed or take their lives. Just makes me think they were surrounded by people that didnt really appreciate their beauty!

 

What a waste

At this stage I couldn't tell whether you were being serious or if you are a real life mong.

I would say you're jealous, however its strictly women in the PM's which MB sends. I hear your more partial to a bit of c*ck.

This cleared it up.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

At this stage I couldn't tell whether you were being serious or if you are a real life mong.

 

This cleared it up.

 

So whats the diagnosis doc? Am I serious or a real life mong?

[Ash]

If you ever move to mong island, they will instantly make you the mayor.

[Jillyanne]

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Edited 16 September, 2008 by Jillsaint

[Scudamore]

If you ever move to mong island, they will instantly make you the mayor.

 

Ash? Do you think you're cool?

[Master Bates]

Seeing ex's is great, however don't swap numbers and start texting eachother mentioning the 'good old days' - if you want to keep your current relationship. Oh and don't arrange to meet up over text either.

 

@comments in this thread

 

Jill, wrong thread?

[Dog]

Seeing ex's is great, however don't swap numbers and start texting eachother mentioning the 'good old days' - if you want to keep your current relationship. Oh and don't arrange to meet up over text either.

 

#-o

[Ash]

Ash? Do you think you're cool?

Scudamore? Not especially, why do you ask?

Make it good as I cannot reply for several hours.

[Scudamore]

Dunno...was just wondering...

 

That's not very good i'll grant you...