Smirking_Saint Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 With all the animosity and crazyness kicking off on here and muppet show i thought it was about time for a nice little caption comp. Found this little Gem on the OS. 'Although getting a bit older and donning a beard, Parhars decided it was time to grace St Marys turf again'
Saint_clark Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 "Fans at St Marys were bemused and outraged when the opposition captain started masturbating on the touchline, captain Kelvin Davis brought a dove onto the pitch and a miniature robot in the likeness of Harry Redknapp appeared from the tunnel".
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 December, 2009 Author Posted 3 December, 2009 "Fans at St Marys were bemused and outraged when the opposition captain started masturbating on the touchline, captain Kelvin Davis brought a dove onto the pitch and a miniature robot in the likeness of Harry Redknapp appeared from the tunnel". I loike it -Said in best Lewie walsh impression
JackFrost Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 Pardew denies internet rumour that recently signed striker is Ali Dia in disguise
The Kraken Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 Simon Gillett in shock loan recall in time for Boxing Day Saints clash.
get_rich Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 playing at gnome is just like having a 12th man
Red And White Barmy Army Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 after all the speculation over our new managerial appointment this summer, it has been confirmed that the kit has indeed been deliver to the wee man.
Johnny Shearer Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
sadoldgit Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 Pardew was determined to prove to the fans once and for all that the "youth experiment" was well and truly over.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 December, 2009 Posted 3 December, 2009 Kelvin Davis began to wonder where M, C, and A where in his Village People tribute band.
yellow&blue Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Even the gnomes were guaranteed to be paid their appearance bonus for November as part of their salary, unlike their counterparts in Pompey.....
hamster Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 St Will demonstrates than any little focker can play football, unlike the pastime of golf.
chocco boxo Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Papa's brother Papa Smurf even so unlike his brother in appearence shows his likeness on the pitch by getting caught offside for the 14th time!
The9 Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Gillingham captain pained to discover where gnomes get their balls from.
Hatch Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Claus makes his reappearance after a few years away.
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Markus L gives a small role at the club to one of the Gnomes of Zurich. ML comments that "he had a little experience at Grasshoppers, but was regularly out-jumped, so I asked AP if he could let him do a little dribbling at St Mary's - after all that's what a player of this age is probably best at".
altoniansaints Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Well i could get into the team last season!
suspect everyone Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Southampton FC presents: Jamie White and the 7 dwarfs.
DT Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Gordon Strachan makes surprise playing return after taking out Gills skipper using yoghurt past its sell by date.
Nineteen Canteen Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 It had not been easy for Dopey to leave Snow White's crack den and even though he was pleased to have passed over the temptation of a white line he was nonetheless surprised to see his parole officer Little Red Riding Hood checking up on him. This was not going to be easy especially playing alongside Sleepy although of course he now went by the name of Jaidi whose new disguise was not fooling anybody, or so he thought...
Saint Richard of Woolston Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Kelvin explains Lawrie's ego to mascot.
sandwichsaint Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Lieber softens up fans for next season's name-change: 'FC Gnomes of Zurich'
martel Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 With all the animosity and crazyness kicking off on here and muppet show i thought it was about time for a nice little caption comp. Found this little Gem on the OS. 'Although getting a bit older and donning a beard, Parhars decided it was time to grace St Marys turf again' Doc runs onto the pitch at St Marys, happy, sneezy, grumpy, bashful and sleepy are in the crowd, whilst dopey decided to go to Fratton Park.
red&white56 Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Saints start preparing for their return to the Premiership and show off their secret weapon to tackle the Red Devils!
warsash saint Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Kelvin finds this weeks knitted charactor.
Doctoroncall Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 The multi-talented KD showed his time out injuried hasn't been wasted by learning the art of puppetry.
brightspark Posted 4 December, 2009 Posted 4 December, 2009 Southampton FC continue to be a national laughing stock as they begin to celebrate christmas on October the bl**dy 2nd.
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