Master Bates Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Especially when trolling for bites. That brought a smile to my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 And on that brilliant note, its goodnight from me and hopefully it's goodnight from St Will who is trying to work out how to insert practice days in 6 days of practice day and tournaments - good luck with that. 26 and still not on the European tour, don't worry about it you'll soon be old enough to take up bowls, assuming you still like your outdoor sports fully trousered. Will are you based at Basingtoke Colf Club, The Peter Alliss designed Dummer or Test Valley club that Jody Scheckter could put to better use as buffalo grazing? Afterall it's just another fat bunch of males hacking at the grass pretending to be sporty - unlike the buffalos. You really are a fruit loop aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 how anyone can argue that golf is more demanding than football is baffling. I am increasingly of the opinion that St Will is a golfer in his own mind and on xbox live. At what point did I say golf is more demanding than football? I was giving my reasons for golfers needing to be fit. I compared it to football to explain that just because golfers don't run around the course, doesn't mean there aren't other reasons why we need to be fit. Thick ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Tiger spends up to EIGHT HOURS A DAY in the gym when he's not at a tournament. Wasn't that simply the defence used when questioned by his wife ? makes you wonder how he found the time for extramarital affair(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Pro V1x all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 St.Will, RedandWhite91 made you look like a right arse. He answered the question at hand with his logic as to how he came to this answer. And no good calling him a kid at 18, just to comfort the fact your getting older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 I'm not saying he does, but he could manage to play 90 minutes in a sunday league game, which is about as high a standard as a pro footballer could compete in comparison to a Lee Westwood What the hell is the point in this comparision? John Westwood could stretch to 90 minutes in a Sunday league game. Most utterly pointless comparison ever. I'll give you one, I bet a badger couldnt spend a lifetime in the sea, yet a seal can spend a lifetime on both....:s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Pro V1x all the way Pro V1 and Pro V1X have never been good since the original one. In comparison to the other new balls on the market anyway. Since the designer when to TaylorMade, it's never been as good. I've done a lot of testing with golf balls, and my Callaway goes 20 yards further than the Pro V1X.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 What the hell is the point in this comparision? John Westwood could stretch to 90 minutes in a Sunday league game. Most utterly pointless comparison ever. I'll give you one, I bet a badger couldnt spend a lifetime in the sea, yet a seal can spend a lifetime on both....:s Tact-tics, you're being as thick as Red n White was. The original comparison was: "George Best could go and play golf drunk, while I pro golfer couldn't play professional football." Which is ridiculous. You can't compare a pro footballer playing "any standard of golf" with a pro golfer playing professional football. Think about it. If George Best played golf, he would be "sunday league" standard at best. He couldn't play professional standard golf, just as a pro golfer couldn't play professional standard football. The original comparison wasn't a fair comparison at all. I don't know how many times I have to explain that to you bunch of thick ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Tact-tics, you're being as thick as Red n White was. The original comparison was: "George Best could go and play golf drunk, while I pro golfer couldn't play professional football." Which is ridiculous. You can't compare a pro footballer playing "any standard of golf" with a pro golfer playing professional football. Think about it. If George Best played golf, he would be "sunday league" standard at best. He couldn't play professional standard golf, just as a pro golfer couldn't play professional standard football. The original comparison wasn't a fair comparison at all. I don't know how many times I have to explain that to you bunch of thick ****s. Sorry, I didnt know you was on good terms with Best & knew his golfing abilities. Professional sportsman tend to have a wider range in sporting abilities in these days. Oh and Im not thick and I'm not a ****, Im just better than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Sorry, I didnt know you was on good terms with Best & knew his golfing abilities. Professional sportsman tend to have a wider range in sporting abilities in these days. Oh and Im not thick and I'm not a ****, Im just better than you And neither do you know his golfing capabilities, or any golfer's football capabilities. Which is why it was a completely **** comparison, and completely irrelevant to the discussion of "golfers don't need to be fit". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 And neither do you know his golfing capabilities, or any golfer's football capabilities. Which is why it was a completely **** comparison, and completely irrelevant to the discussion of "golfers don't need to be fit". Well I know Victor Mosses, Jordon Mutch and Adz(Lallana) golfing abilities adn they are all footballers. So can I just point out, your actually agreeing with me, its a pointless comparision and the post before this, was technically right????? I love being a kid and so sharp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Oh I know two chaps who's up and comming in world golf. One lad I've played against and one lad I played with for 2 years ( in which way you see fit, I knew he'd become famous) So St.Will, yes, yes I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Golf is a terrible pastime. The only sports I count are the ones where you are tired after doing them. Therefore IMO golf isn't a sport. How does it feel wasting your life on a pastime Will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Golf is a terrible pastime. The only sports I count are the ones where you are tired after doing them. Therefore IMO golf isn't a sport. How does it feel wasting your life on a pastime Will? It's just the same as darts, for a better standard of people. But christ what a utter waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Golf is a terrible pastime. The only sports I count are the ones where you are tired after doing them. Therefore IMO golf isn't a sport. How does it feel wasting your life on a pastime Will? Yeah terrible wasting my life doing something people do for fun for a living, I feel terrible travelling the world, I feel terrible not having to sit in an office all my life, I feel terrible that if and when I get on the main tour I'll be playing for millions every year. Yeah, I'm wasting my life away. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Only the elite golfers are on tour at 25/26 years of age or younger. Most golfers don't reach or cement their position on the main tour until they're around 30. Me being working class is not something I'm using as an excuse. I was making the point that golf is not a middle class only game. Only in your over opinionated, bizarre, out-of-date mind. Any sport where you reach your peak over 30 is not a sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 It's just the same as darts, for a better standard of people. But christ what a utter waste of time. You're not a thick ****? I beg to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 You're not a thick ****? I beg to differ. You can beg all you like. Not sure if you're aware that sometimes, people can make mis-types??? You bloody PGA types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Prove it then Will. Give us your full name so we can look you up. I might go down the bookies and place my life savings on you as the Open champion 2029. I assume that's when you turn 30? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 You're not a thick ****? I beg to differ. PIED (thats a new 'hip,cool,funky' saying, mirrors the word.....owned) Roll neck, click the fingers and brief exit...Goodbye for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Prove it then Will. Give us your full name so we can look you up. I might go down the bookies and place my life savings on you as the Open champion 2029. I assume that's when you turn 30? I'd give anyone my website address if I knew they wouldn't spread it around, however I know you ****s would just spread it around on here and within 5 minutes everyone would know my name, when and where I'm playing tournaments, where my home club is, everything. Which is why I won't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 4 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Crazy golf is harder than standard golf IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Crazy golf is harder than standard golf IMO. That's something I do agree with. Putting is the best part of my game, yet I'm terrible at crazy golf. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 I'd give anyone my website address if I knew they wouldn't spread it around, however I know you ****s would just spread it around on here and within 5 minutes everyone would know my name, when and where I'm playing tournaments, where my home club is, everything. Which is why I won't! That's what someone who what's their virtual "innernet" life to be cool and gain e-respect would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 That's what someone who what's their virtual "innernet" life to be cool and gain e-respect would say. Alright then, I give you my website address in a PM....are you going to keep it to yourself? Or are you going to post something on here, or PM it to other people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Come on St Will. Show me what you're made of. http://www.miniclip.com/games/mini-golf/en/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Alright then, I give you my website address in a PM....are you going to keep it to yourself? Or are you going to post something on here, or PM it to other people? I shall independently verify if you are what you purport to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 I shall independently verify if you are what you purport to be. Alright, no giving out my name, my website address of anything else..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 PM sent...don't be a **** and spread my info around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 I can't believe you actually crumbled into giving out your details !!!!!!!!! LOL st wills, putting the 'muppet' into the muppet show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 (edited) *edited Edited 4 December, 2009 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 i can vouch for will, and people mocking the fact he is a golfer is a bit pathetic........ People who dont like golf, ususally dont understand it, or played once and was crap..... The fact is, you could be 200th in the world and still be a millionaire, i'd take a bit of that i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Alright, no giving out my name, my website address of anything else..... Am I allowed to post your picture? You are a handsome chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 what tour u play on again big willy style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Please Will I beg you. Please let me show that video of you catching the ball. Please for the good of the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 tbf St.Will, why hide it? Should be proud lado, also your comming down my neck of the woods soon I see and the two golfing types I nattered about will be playing. Small,Small world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Will you have a bit of a beer belly. I am beginning to doubt what you say with regards to fitness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 tbf St.Will, why hide it? Should be proud lado, also your comming down my neck of the woods soon I see and the two golfing types I nattered about will be playing. Small,Small world. How did you manage to find his website? You must be a google god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Nah I'm not that mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 How did you manage to find his website? You must be a google god! I allready recognised him ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 **** off hypo.....no posting anything, just leave it. shouldn't have given you anything, just bored to death of having to prove myself....not that I should have to. seems you've already given tac-tics the address, thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 I don't believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 **** off hypo.....no posting anything, just leave it. shouldn't have given you anything, just bored to death of having to prove myself....not that I should have to. seems you've already given tac-tics the address, thanks a lot. When will you be on the tour? Can I come and cheer you on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 **** off hypo.....no posting anything, just leave it. shouldn't have given you anything, just bored to death of having to prove myself....not that I should have to. seems you've already given tac-tics the address, thanks a lot. And there lies the answer. This is an internet for for **** sake. Why take everything so seriously? So people don't like golf, big deal. The more you kick up a fuss of people taking the **** out of you, the more it's going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 When will you be on the tour? Can I come and cheer you on? No you can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 No you can't. Yes I can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 any success in recent tourney's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 any success in recent tourney's? I'm done for the season.....last one was first week in November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 Mods, delete the thread above.....posting person details on here is just not on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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