RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 No you didn't See, you said i got it right Wow, I wonder if he backs down again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 smirker is a police officer perhaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Sarcasm thicko.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 perhaps You're a pig? That explains everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Sarcasm thicko.... I thought I read somewhere you don't resort to personal insults. Or is the "thicko" sarcastic as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 You're a pig? That explains everything. No, no i'm not. I would ask what you do, probably almost breaking up for christmas ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 You are a nerd though, Ari. Maybe you have a point, although I'm not sure how exactly you would define a nerd? Do you have to be good with computers or just use them a lot? I can barely use powerpoint, yet I do post on here a fair bit, so I'm not sure where that puts me. I've never played World of Warcraft, so I can't be a true nerd. Maybe I'm just a little bit RPG techno bi-curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 playing around running this website, trying to be amusing, when they're not, and also being on their power trip as they obviously have no power in their normal lives. using the internet as their way of feeling fulfilled... Ponty has the power. I've always imagined him as the He-man of SWF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Thanks, JWW, that's wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 No, no i'm not. I would ask what you do, probably almost breaking up for christmas ? Wrong again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Can you all stop picking on St Will for a bit? It's a bit disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 He started it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 He's a pro golfer, silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 He's a pro golfer, silly. 1 point to you, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 yeah n stuff. Time to retire this to the golden threads forum me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 1 point to you, well done. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 (edited) Wayhey 3000 Edited 2 December, 2009 by Smirking_Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 He's a pro golfer, silly. Course he is, on the internet, not a nerd though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Course he is, on the internet, not a nerd though What does me being on the internet have to do with my job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 What does me being on the internet have to do with my job? Nothing, what do you do when your not talking to people on a computer ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 2 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Here is my main criticism. In the past, the lounge and the muppet show were in together. They changed the rules so that if a topic was serious people put a * in the title. It meant that the banter people and the lounge people mixed in together and many threads were more entertaining. For me it wasn't the threads I was interested in which were the best ones but the ones which seemed very dull but then developed into something much better. S4E was a bit like going down the pub. You had the whole immature and gross thing with crab lungs posting tub girl every five minutes and no one took it particularly seriously, even on the main board. There was relentless ****taking which was probably the best part with new posters having to catch on quick or they became victims themselves. In many ways TSW is a victim of its own success. Its become more mainstream and legitimate (even the club use it) and widely known. More children use it and as a consequence you can't have any of the adult content or conversations anymore. Anything controversial or developing into comedic ****taking is swiftly locked before it gets going. In the old days there were tons on "golden" threads that you wouldn't mind revisiting to get a laugh. How many genuinely hilarious threads do you get now? I can't think of any since TSW was created. I realise many people will say that's not what the saints board is for, but for me and a few others it was the best part of the original forum so it's a shame. That's not to say that I don't think the forum is good. It's great to find out info, get opinions on news amongst other things. It's just lacking quite a bit from what it used to be. Is it a crime to think that? Well done St Will. You have single handedly made me eat my words. I take it all back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Nothing, what do you do when your not talking to people on a computer ?? What kinda question is that? I do things that any other person does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 What kinda question is that? I do things that any other person does No i mean for a job, a real job, not a look at me i'm cool on the net job ?? Like, i am an engineer in real life, but online i am a professional hitman in my spare time and own many many property portfolios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 No i mean for a job, a real job, not a look at me i'm cool on the net job ?? Like, i am an engineer in real life, but online i am a professional hitman in my spare time and own many many property portfolios. Lol idiot I play golf professionally...why would I make that up? There would be much cooler things I could have said if I was making up what I do. I'd PM you my website address if I didn't think you'd spread it around everyone on here, but I know you will, and I'm not giving up my anonymity just to prove something to you. I don't need to prove anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Wayhey 3000 Congrats mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Lol idiot I play golf professionally...why would I make that up? There would be much cooler things I could have said if I was making up what I do. I'd PM you my website address if I didn't think you'd spread it around everyone on here, but I know you will, and I'm not giving up my anonymity just to prove something to you. I don't need to prove anything. Oh............................ ok, i'll let the orderlies get back to you then. God i immediately feel bad for taking the micky now, i feel terrible, if only i knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Congrats mate Thanks pal, i was wondering which momentus occasion would signify it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Oh............................ ok, i'll let the orderlies get back to you then. God i immediately feel bad for taking the micky now, i feel terrible, if only i knew Orderlies....whatever. It doesn't matter to me what ya think to be fair, I don't feel the need to prove to you or anyone what I do for a living. You wouldn't give out personal details on here would you? I can only prove it if I show you my website address, and my website has personal details on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 night night all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 night night all Hope your next **** is a hedgehog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Hope your next **** is a hedgehog Lots of *****s in one go. Average night for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Lots of *****s in one go. Average night for him lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 St Will is a PROFESSIONAL GOLFER. He admires WORLD'S GREATEST SPORTSMAN, ATHLETE, FOREMOST THINKER, PHILANTHROPIST, MUSICIAN and PERSON, Tiger Woods, to a point where it has some sexual undertones. St Will knows lots about EVERYTHING. Such a well rounded individual with such clear knowledge on EVERY SUBJECT HE EVER COMES ACROSS comes from YEARS of playing PRO GOLF with real other people, who the rest of us have nothing to do with. Everyone knows that golf is NOT ONLY A GAME, it is also a SPORT, requiring MORE SKILL and FITNESS than anything else ever. It is the SPORT OF GODS. Thankfully, St Will is CHOSEN by THE GODS to have enough awesome powers to be a PRO GOLFER, just like his hero, PRO GOLFER Tiger Woods, who is also the world's GREATEST DRIVER. In fact, Tiger Woods is the best at EVERYTHING. He is basically BEST FRIENDS with God and St Will. These two entities alone are worthy to sit at the same HALLOWED TABLE as Tiger Woods, and even then, they feel a bit unworthy. This is because Tiger Woods, St Will's MATE, and all-round GREAT GUY, is a GREAT GUY. Beyond great, in fact. Beyond even THE ALMIGHTY. It's no coincidence that THE ALMIGHTY has some letters the same as Tiger Woods' name! Tiger Woods is like Chuck Norris and Jesus rolled into one FANTASTIC PACKAGE, and he probably also has a FANTASTIC PACKAGE. He certainly should have an honorary world cup winner's medal, and an honorary Nobel Prize, because if he tried at anything, ever, he'd be the best. Hope this helps Smirking Saint understand St Will's FANTASTIC PROFESSION. Did I say profession? I meant DIVINE CALLING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Oh wow, it seems everyone missed my polite request earlier to stop baiting St Will. I'll ask again, even more nicely. Will you please, please, please stop baiting St Will. It is against the forum rules in general and although banter is encouraged on TMS this has gone beyond that on more than one occasion and it's just not very nice. It's one thing to chuckle at Stephen Hawking's computerised "voice" when it's on TV. It's another thing altogether to walk up to him, do a little dance, yell, "Try that you dalek!" in his face and walk away laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 St Will is a PROFESSIONAL GOLFER. He admires WORLD'S GREATEST SPORTSMAN, ATHLETE, FOREMOST THINKER, PHILANTHROPIST, MUSICIAN and PERSON, Tiger Woods, to a point where it has some sexual undertones. St Will knows lots about EVERYTHING. Such a well rounded individual with such clear knowledge on EVERY SUBJECT HE EVER COMES ACROSS comes from YEARS of playing PRO GOLF with real other people, who the rest of us have nothing to do with. Everyone knows that golf is NOT ONLY A GAME, it is also a SPORT, requiring MORE SKILL and FITNESS than anything else ever. It is the SPORT OF GODS. Thankfully, St Will is CHOSEN by THE GODS to have enough awesome powers to be a PRO GOLFER, just like his hero, PRO GOLFER Tiger Woods, who is also the world's GREATEST DRIVER. In fact, Tiger Woods is the best at EVERYTHING. He is basically BEST FRIENDS with God and St Will. These two entities alone are worthy to sit at the same HALLOWED TABLE as Tiger Woods, and even then, they feel a bit unworthy. This is because Tiger Woods, St Will's MATE, and all-round GREAT GUY, is a GREAT GUY. Beyond great, in fact. Beyond even THE ALMIGHTY. It's no coincidence that THE ALMIGHTY has some letters the same as Tiger Woods' name! Tiger Woods is like Chuck Norris and Jesus rolled into one FANTASTIC PACKAGE, and he probably also has a FANTASTIC PACKAGE. He certainly should have an honorary world cup winner's medal, and an honorary Nobel Prize, because if he tried at anything, ever, he'd be the best. Hope this helps Smirking Saint understand St Will's FANTASTIC PROFESSION. Did I say profession? I meant DIVINE CALLING. That must have taken a while to write, are you obsessed? I hope you're not a stalker. At least I'll see you coming with your life jacket on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 No, St Will. Obsession would be demonstrated in very different ways, as a rule, and I've not even interacted with you in months. I just find your Tiger Woods obsession to be very funny indeed, and your pompous, arrogant spewing of ill-informed garbage. You gimp. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 2 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Oh wow, it seems everyone missed my polite request earlier to stop baiting St Will. I'll ask again, even more nicely. Will you please, please, please stop baiting St Will. It is against the forum rules in general and although banter is encouraged on TMS this has gone beyond that on more than one occasion and it's just not very nice. It's one thing to chuckle at Stephen Hawking's computerised "voice" when it's on TV. It's another thing altogether to walk up to him, do a little dance, yell, "Try that you dalek!" in his face and walk away laughing. Come on Ponty. You may have to make me revise my earlier opinion where I took back what I said about this forum. This type of thread would be allowed to continue a few years back and you know it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 Come on Ponty. You may have to make me revise my earlier opinion where I took back what I said about this forum. This type of thread would be allowed to continue a few years back and you know it... No one's stopping the thread Hypo. I'm just politely requesting that it doesn't just turn into an all out attack on St Will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 No, St Will. Obsession would be demonstrated in very different ways, as a rule, and I've not even interacted with you in months. I just find your Tiger Woods obsession to be very funny indeed, and your pompous, arrogant spewing of ill-informed garbage. You gimp. x My obsession with Tiger Woods? Just because I rightly said he was more of a champion than that gimp in a plastic tube you idolise, doesn't mean I'm obsessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 2 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2009 No one's stopping the thread Hypo. I'm just politely requesting that it doesn't just turn into an all out attack on St Will. TBF it isn't really and he's fueling it himself by continuing to reply... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 they're not attacking me Ponty, and I'm not fussed, it's fine. I'm having fun **** stirring to be fair, they can bring it on....gives me something to do....can't play golf in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 TBF it isn't really and he's fueling it himself by continuing to reply... Yeah, it is, a bit at least... and yes, he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 December, 2009 Share Posted 2 December, 2009 they're not attacking me Ponty, and I'm not fussed, it's fine. I'm having fun **** stirring to be fair, they can bring it on....gives me something to do....can't play golf in the dark. Righto. Carry on people but let's keep it to this thread, eh? It won't go down as well on the main board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 It is moderately funny reading back through this. Both sides convinced they're the ones doing the winding up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Willy is a legend In years to come, people will ask you "where were you on 02/12/09" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 I am riled. 1st step! im so proud of you Willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 oh you're enjoying the banter but I'm not? ok then. FECK ME .... was it a full monn last night Is it worth reading the last 3 pages from last night .... I very much doubt it somehow.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 Ironically, something which started as a lament about how awesome things used to be has turned into a pretty sweet thread in its own right. It's like every single post-match thread, but with some semblance of humour. I love you f*cking loons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 I have read the whole thread and come to three conclusions. 1. Delldays is a t*at. 2. Arizona is a t*at. 3. Arizona is a geek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 3 December, 2009 Share Posted 3 December, 2009 they're not attacking me Ponty, and I'm not fussed, it's fine. I'm having fun **** stirring to be fair, they can bring it on....gives me something to do....can't play golf in the dark. Tiger Woods can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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