Saint in Paradise Posted 4 December, 2009 Share Posted 4 December, 2009 One: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Two: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Three: Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. Four: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing Five: Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Six: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver? Seven: This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards Eight: Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract. Nine: After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree Ten: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 7 December, 2009 Share Posted 7 December, 2009 What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians! Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between the iron or the wood. His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood. But it looks like she really went for the driver. Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released? "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant." Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods. Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger. Did you hear about Tiger's last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie. What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger? Looks like it was a *****ing wedge. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 8 December, 2009 Share Posted 8 December, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8401706.stm oh dear. Poor Tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 8 December, 2009 Share Posted 8 December, 2009 Woman taken to hospital from tigers home.......pics on ssn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 8 December, 2009 Share Posted 8 December, 2009 (edited) Too wrong. even for me Edited 8 December, 2009 by saint_stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 9 December, 2009 Share Posted 9 December, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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