Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Master Bates]

Man dies after getting stuck to seat for eight months

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2739333/Fat-man-dies-after-getting-stuck-to-chair-for-eight-months.html

[Dog]

That fat c-unt Mike Daley, I went to school with him.

[thesaint sfc]

Even his missus sayed he loved the lard. LOL.

[saint lard]

Even his missus sayed he loved the lard. LOL.

 

Everyone loves me.

[saint_stevo]

i wonder if his mrs still chewed him off as he sat in his chair

[Saint_clark]

"on his second wedding anniversary."

 

"I had the worst anniversary yesterday I ever had"

 

Wasn't much competition really, it would've taken a lot for the first to beat the second.

[pilsburydoughboy]

"did not want to leave his caravan"

"took to urinating and deficating in his seat"

I am not sure weather to feel sorry for him or just laugh.

[ChrisPY]

I feel laughing would be more appropriate.

[St Landrew]

I feel laughing would be more appropriate.

 

But only in TMS.

[mdearlove]

That fat c-unt Mike Daley, I went to school with him.

 

Ha - I used to work with him - he's lost a ton of weight

[Dog]

Ha - I used to work with him - he's lost a ton of weight

 

 

Were you a Special constable too ?

[Dog]

Ha - I used to work with him - he's lost a ton of weight

 

He looks like a paedo now.

[mdearlove]

Were you a Special constable too ?

 

No he was a salesman at the company I worked for