Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 As the title says... I'll get the ball rolling. Linda Barker Penny Smith (GMTV newsreader) Carol Vorderman Fiona Bruce Kate McCann Gabby Logan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Gail Porter (bald) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Terry Nutkins (bald/lacking index finger/has a penis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Helen Mirren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 (edited) n/t Edited 5 August, 2008 by CabbageFace ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Kate Garraway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Heather Mills (leg off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Kate McCann Carol Vorderman Carol Smiley And for the grand finale... Helen Mirren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 LMAO Plastic will love this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Maddie McCann's mum Karen Matthews with a bag over her head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 These four also have a place in my heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Gabby Logan Isn't 'it' a transvestite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Jillsaint PompeyLass bridge too far StuRomseySaint slipped halo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Jillsaint Pompeylass bridge too far StuRomseySaint slipped halo I was gonna say it's a good job you're gay, but then.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 i like this thread. it encompasses many a thread i would have made in the future. Anna Ryder-Richardson Frankie Dean- 'Hollyoaks' Natasha Kaplinsky Kim and Aggie (must be together with the gloves) Zoe Wannamaker Helen Mirren Angela Rippon Claire Tomlinson Claire Balding Sue Barker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Guti's Missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Can't believe nobody has mentioned Sian Williams!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Katy Perry - I don't know why I shouldn't, but definitely would. Oh, and Susanna Reid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Nancy Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Moira Stewart Janet Street Porter Miss Hooley Tiggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Terry Nutkins (bald/lacking index finger/has a penis) I spoke to him about a mortgage. Did an application for him a few years ago. FACT. Recognised the name and only realised who it was half way through the call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 i like this thread. it encompasses many a thread i would have made in the future. Anna Ryder-Richardson Frankie Dean- 'Hollyoaks' Natasha Kaplinsky Kim and Aggie (must be together with the gloves) Zoe Wannamaker Helen Mirren Angela Rippon Claire Tomlinson Claire Balding Sue Barker You are a f**king sicko. Angela Rippon, Claire Balding, Sue Barker, Kim and Agiie - You took one hell of a beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Helen Mirren for sure!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Jade Goody... Queue onslaught... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Jade Goody... Queue onslaught... Is that like a drive by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 amy winehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Yeah but not in the ghetto. Its a posh drive by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 You are a f**king sicko. Angela Rippon, Claire Balding, Sue Barker, Kim and Agiie - You took one hell of a beating. Sue Barker is hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 also most of this bunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Alice Beer Amanda Burton Liza Tarbuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Dame Edna Everidge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 5 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Carol Smillie Hazel Irvine - Over a snooker table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 I don't see why any of these (with the exception of Dame Edna) are women you 'shouldn't'. Shouldn't for what reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 I don't see why any of these (with the exception of Dame Edna) are women you 'shouldn't'. Shouldn't for what reason? Exactly what I was going to say but couldn't be bothered. It makes no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 you shouldnt because they are old n stuff, and are not the mainstream sexual beings. Such as Alice Beer and Linda Barker. Thus is would be a shameful admission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Who says older women don't go like trains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 you shouldnt because they are old n stuff, and are not the mainstream sexual beings. Such as Alice Beer and Linda Barker. Thus is would be a shameful admission I honestly can't believe Linda Barker is 47. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 I honestly can't believe Linda Barker is 47. I'm actually in love with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Who says older women don't go like trains? well nobody, but your have your perspectives of this thread wrong, take a step back and re-evaluate. Think outside the box. .....you see its like Hollyoaks, people dont understand why i watch it, but its not for the gritty storylines and edge of the seat script writing, its for the hot slags, the Mercedes in a low cut top, the Hannah getting changed etc. Its all about means and ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 I honestly can't believe Linda Barker is 47. I'm actually in love with her. Worth a rule 1? Yeah why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 I don't see why any of these (with the exception of Dame Edna) are women you 'shouldn't'. Shouldn't for what reason? I'm 24, Helen Mirren is in her 60's. Do you need any more reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Maggie Philbin (obviously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 August, 2008 Share Posted 5 August, 2008 Still not seeing the 'shouldn't' part. 'Wouldn't be expected to' maybe, but 'shouldn't'? No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Shouldn't perhaps if the poster is married ? Unless he wants a divorce of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Shouldn't perhaps if the poster is married ? Unless he wants a divorce of course True, but then this thread isn't big enough to contain every other woman in the world except his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 August, 2008 Share Posted 6 August, 2008 I think shouldnt = maybe perceived as morally wrong due to the ages of said women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 6 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 6 August, 2008 Worth a rule 1? Yeah why not You'd have to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzmeister Posted 7 August, 2008 Share Posted 7 August, 2008 Christina Ricci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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