Hatch Posted 11 December, 2009 Share Posted 11 December, 2009 What exactly happens at make up counters in the big department stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 December, 2009 Share Posted 11 December, 2009 What exactly happens at make up counters in the big department stores. kissing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 December, 2009 Share Posted 11 December, 2009 kissing they don't kiss me, maybe I shouldn't have my **** out when I walk past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 December, 2009 Share Posted 11 December, 2009 they don't kiss me, maybe I shouldn't have my **** out when I walk past. should ask for a little mascara round the japs eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 (edited) I thought i'd seen everything, until I saw weed porn Edited 18 December, 2009 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2009 Never realised how sh*te driving in the snow was until today. Still, atleast the country side was pretty and all that crap. Unlike birmingham, you just can't polish a turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 Playing football tonight in freezing temperatures with a hangover from last night is going to be interesting to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 December, 2009 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2009 At this you can play football *Crys a little* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 At this you can play football *Crys a little* Sorry S_S I forgot you had an injury... I'll let you know how I get on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 December, 2009 Share Posted 18 December, 2009 Football has just been called off. You can laugh at me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 22 December, 2009 Share Posted 22 December, 2009 (edited) wrong thread Edited 22 December, 2009 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 21 January, 2010 I have had 8 cups of tea today.....true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 January, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 I am off to my mums for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 ive got 19 ice cold tsingtao's left in the fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 I am off to my mums for the night. I've just been to see my mum, going again tomorrow and then that's it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 Bl00dy cyclists. If the council bother to provide you with a cycle lane, use it. Get out of the road and stop holding me up. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 Off out on th ****. xx's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 January, 2010 Why do hotels always fold the end of the bogroll into a little triangle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 27 January, 2010 Share Posted 27 January, 2010 Why do hotels always fold the end of the bogroll into a little triangle ? It makes it easier to poke it up your bottom. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 January, 2010 It makes it easier to poke it up your bottom. HTH One of my many questions in life answered. Thank you :smt054 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 http://www.facebook.com/#/group.php?v=wall&gid=7098478282 Nice facebook group started by our cod snogging cousins to join and leave wall posts... I've started the ball rolling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 http://www.facebook.com/#/group.php?v=wall&gid=7098478282 Nice facebook group started by our cod snogging cousins to join and leave wall posts... I've started the ball rolling! LOL gives kips persona away.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 28 January, 2010 Share Posted 28 January, 2010 I like bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 I feel so dead it's untrue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 I feel so dead it's untrue Things will look very harsh for a while but it will get easier and brighter.Time is a great healer as they say. Keep smiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 I feel so dead it's untrue :goodman: i drove down Botley Road yesterday and thought of you ...... i know i don't know you, but being a fellow Sholinger my heart goes out to you hun.... xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 January, 2010 Share Posted 30 January, 2010 feel rough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 15 February, 2010 Share Posted 15 February, 2010 It seems my dog is allergic to latex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 15 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 15 February, 2010 It seems my dog is allergic to latex. Don't even want to know how you found that one out :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 It seems half term's come early on the main board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 I have 6 Bengal kittens for sale. Oh, and we have just got a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 I have 6 Bengal kittens for sale. Oh, and we have just got a dog. Very soon to have exactly zero kittens for sale and a fat dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 Very soon to have exactly zero kittens for sale and a fat dog. They being kept apart - be sure to let me know if you would like a kitten or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 18 March, 2010 Share Posted 18 March, 2010 Marmite flavour rice pudding - don't try it, now don't get me wrong I like Marmite but not on rice pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 19 March, 2010 I have managed to put more weight on in one week in the hotel with a £30 a night allowance then i lost in the month before !! Boll*cks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 19 March, 2010 Share Posted 19 March, 2010 Jonathan Ross only goes to rugby matches to play pranks on people. He loves Twickenham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 21 March, 2010 Forgot just how depressing driving into birmingham was, even in the day time it is dull, like it sucks all of the light in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 22 March, 2010 Share Posted 22 March, 2010 Do not accidentally (or purposely for that matter) snort shower gel up your nose when you're showering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 Why not make a "What sweets should they sell at St Mary's?" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 25 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2010 May do, looking out of the window at Birmingham is enough to destroy anyones spirit, it's like staring at the arsehole of the devil himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 March, 2010 Share Posted 25 March, 2010 May do, looking out of the window at Birmingham is enough to destroy anyones spirit, it's like staring at the arsehole of the devil himself Or in your case the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2010 A crappy 2 and a half hour journey home from the ars*hole of England, made worse by traffic and f*cking ignorant motorcyclists.............c*nts. Then i come home and read this Or in your case the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 2 April, 2010 Share Posted 2 April, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 8 April, 2010 Share Posted 8 April, 2010 Ill 2 you unfernat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 June, 2010 Share Posted 4 June, 2010 Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 4 June, 2010 Share Posted 4 June, 2010 I am going to my gay brothers Civil Partnership tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 4 June, 2010 I'm bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 June, 2010 Share Posted 4 June, 2010 I saw Melinda Messenger t'other day. She has not aged well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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