Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 Why would a vet with a bad eye need to see a tortoise? And, should the tortoise be curled up fast a hibernating? Random? Good movie, one of Mel Gibson's better efforts, but his Family Guy was his best They can't hibernate while they are ill.
Smirking_Saint Posted 25 November, 2009 Author Posted 25 November, 2009 Kardeem Harrison, i would add more to this sentance, but i will allow you all to make up your own minds. How the f*ck have i managed to NOT catch the flu with every bast*rd around me coughing and spluttering ???? Spent all day in a f*cking joint hole, rain on rain off, electricity on, off.
hamster Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 people who pull out in front of me. i've no real problem with it per se, im sure we all do it, but when they pull out and ****ing dawdle and bimble at 15mph. pull out and accelerate muppets. Bloody Catholic exhibitionists..
hamster Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 H1N1 + normal flu jab tomorrow AM, dentist PM. Good days
Teddy Nutkins Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 Why is it, i have a nose, yet my feet smell?
Hatch Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 Someone just phoned me up about a 'Peace Doctor'.. Turns out they were talking about a Dentist. Amused me anyway. Mad Foreigners huh!
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 H1N1 + normal flu jab tomorrow AM, dentist PM. Good days Those jabs arn't anything to worry about!
norwaysaint Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 Why is it, i have a nose, yet my feet smell? Does your nose run? You may have them on the wrong way?
Teddy Nutkins Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 Does your nose run? You may have them on the wrong way? Yes..........yes it does.So difficult to buy shoes that fit.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 I know a man that walks with a lisp Does he have straight hair and curly teeth ?
dubai_phil Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 I didn't play golf today I had to prune the Bouganvilla instead boo
notnowcato Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 I didn't play golf today I had to prune the Bouganvilla instead boo Is that one or two euphemisms?? I'm confused.
notnowcato Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 Watching Del Potro v Federer. Infinitely better than the dross served up by Murray earlier today. Stroking my dog.
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 November, 2009 Author Posted 26 November, 2009 Caroline flack...........RUIN
saint_stevo Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 Caroline flack...........RUIN Yes-sy And the half cast girl from mis-fits
saint_stevo Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 Not a great pic, but she was just riding some mush on E4 and has a lovely rack
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 November, 2009 Author Posted 26 November, 2009 Average in my opinion, average. Like the Mcdonalds pound saver menu, will do ok till you have your main meal
saint_stevo Posted 26 November, 2009 Posted 26 November, 2009 watch E4+1 til bout 11:20 and you will see what i mean
Marsdinho Posted 27 November, 2009 Posted 27 November, 2009 Dandelions are also known as P1ssy beds, Jack-p1ss-the-bed, Wet-the-bed, Wet-a-bed, Tiddlebeds and P1ssenlit.
dubai_phil Posted 27 November, 2009 Posted 27 November, 2009 Is that one or two euphemisms?? I'm confused. I'm not a big fan of misms
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 November, 2009 Author Posted 27 November, 2009 Punch in face Let me have a go first mind, or else it would spoil it for me
bungle Posted 27 November, 2009 Posted 27 November, 2009 OXO have a new X shaped cube. It's not a cube then, is it.
Jillyanne Posted 27 November, 2009 Posted 27 November, 2009 It's not a cube then, is it. Tell them that. http://marketingmagazine.co.uk/news/924352/Oxo-launches-X-shaped-cube-ahead-X-Factor-marketing-drive/
Hatch Posted 27 November, 2009 Posted 27 November, 2009 Why didn't anyone tell me I had the wrong avatar?
bungle Posted 27 November, 2009 Posted 27 November, 2009 Why didn't anyone tell me I had the wrong avatar? We all liked the old one.
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 November, 2009 Author Posted 29 November, 2009 Hmm, currently trying to go until Dec 20th without a beer (vodka and whiskey allowed), and it is f*cking killing me. Also trying to lose weight so i can make (another) footballing comeback after crimbo. Why is it so much easier putting weight on ??? On another note, how are your five bellies stevo ?
SuperMikey Posted 29 November, 2009 Posted 29 November, 2009 Micky Finnigan is a god and his apple sours roxxors my boxxors.
saint lard Posted 29 November, 2009 Posted 29 November, 2009 Trying to get rid of cobwebs on the ceiling with an indoor remote control helicopter is fun.
RonManager Posted 29 November, 2009 Posted 29 November, 2009 Just managed to spot the hooded parka wearing 'trainspotter' in the new Lloyds Bank advert - took a while but I knew he had to be there somewhere! I won't let on as I am sure you are all searching fervently yourselves.
Marsdinho Posted 29 November, 2009 Posted 29 November, 2009 Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
Suhari Posted 29 November, 2009 Posted 29 November, 2009 **** off sales bloke in Game. 'Can I help you?' 'No, just browsing'. 'Browsing for anything specific?' 'No, just looking' 'What sort of games do you play?'. 'Really, thanks. I don't need any help, I am just looking' 'No problem. What are you looking for?' 'Really. If I need help I will ask. Thankyou' 'Oh, sorry. Has one of us approached you already?'. 'No. Seriously, I don't need anything. If I do I'll ask'...... (and why don't you **** off and leave me alone you annoying ****). 'Okay. Let me know if you need anything'. Jesus ****.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 30 November, 2009 Posted 30 November, 2009 saint_stevo I know exactly what you mean about that half cast bird, she's half the reason I watch that program.
tonibell Posted 30 November, 2009 Posted 30 November, 2009 Indain call centre. Im foreign and the trouble I have with them. Them bast-rds at dell computer stand top of my list. I brought a computer of them in March 09 and they been ring me three times away since then to buy another one. I even blown a whistle down the phone at them and they always ring at tea time. One even told me when l asked if they were free Dear Miss Bunpheng Sornhpio ( you want to hear him trying to saying that) you must realise nothing ln this life comes for free. Had a right go at me so he got the whistle and loud. I asked him if the AIR was free. Any way rant over of to work
Dog Posted 30 November, 2009 Posted 30 November, 2009 Indain call centre. Im foreign and the trouble I have with them. Them bast-rds at dell computer stand top of my list. I brought a computer of them in March 09 and they been ring me three times away since then to buy another one. I even blown a whistle down the phone at them and they always ring at tea time. One even told me when l asked if they were free Dear Miss Bunpheng Sornhpio ( you want to hear him trying to saying that) you must realise nothing ln this life comes for free. Had a right go at me so he got the whistle and loud. I asked him if the AIR was free. Any way rant over of to work I can't even say that, where were you born ?
keithd Posted 30 November, 2009 Posted 30 November, 2009 Josh. And his ****ing band. If i see him playing im going to storm the stage and punch his smug ****ty face
miserableoldgit Posted 30 November, 2009 Posted 30 November, 2009 Poole harbour - sandbanks? After it was bombed by the Japanese presumably??
saint_stevo Posted 30 November, 2009 Posted 30 November, 2009 Living alone. Shoulda stayed at home forever and been rich n stuff
Jillyanne Posted 30 November, 2009 Posted 30 November, 2009 Cinemas Whats that all about? Films, or something.
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