SuperMikey Posted 21 November, 2009 Posted 21 November, 2009 On a lighter note, BadBoySaint has been released from prison this week.
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 November, 2009 Author Posted 21 November, 2009 Hmmm, what to have tonight ?? Curry or chinese ??
Hatch Posted 21 November, 2009 Posted 21 November, 2009 Hmmm, what to have tonight ?? Curry or chinese ?? same question here, I want a ruby, wife wants a chinese.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 21 November, 2009 Posted 21 November, 2009 On a lighter note, BadBoySaint has been released from prison this week. LOL!! Amazing, good ol BBS.
benjii Posted 21 November, 2009 Posted 21 November, 2009 Yeah, wow amzing lollness, prison, yeah M 11111!!!!
notnowcato Posted 22 November, 2009 Posted 22 November, 2009 ****ing sick to death of 2-2 draws. The writers of Spooks have ****ed me off this week. Writing out the quality bit of skirt in favour of Ruth is just wrong. The Observer's rugby coverage is ****ing disgraceful. Plenty of column inches unfortunately they offer the quill to plebs who know little of the subtleties of the game. ****ing rain.
Smirking_Saint Posted 23 November, 2009 Author Posted 23 November, 2009 The weather, i am f*cking wet, cold and my fringe has blown off.
saint_stevo Posted 24 November, 2009 Posted 24 November, 2009 The weather, i am f*cking wet, cold and my fringe has blown off. you havent had a fringe for years.....Alan Shearer wannabe
Saint Keith Posted 24 November, 2009 Posted 24 November, 2009 internet forums electricians ******s who post every 5 ****ing minutes on ****ing facebook ****s at the tip people who used to work in banks. there's a reason you got made redundant you ****ing ****ard. anyone who look at reads or writes on twitter neighbours complaining they've got nowhere to park. should have bought a bigger ****ing house then shoudlnt you you ****ing whinging whore :snipe:
Jillyanne Posted 24 November, 2009 Posted 24 November, 2009 Too windy today. Liver and bacon for tea.
Hatch Posted 24 November, 2009 Posted 24 November, 2009 keys, why hasn't someone invented something so that each person has one key ( or whatever ) that unlocks everything that is personally theirs. Why do I have to carry around 50 different keys.
Hatch Posted 24 November, 2009 Posted 24 November, 2009 oh, and I am lording it in an executive box at The Emirates tonight.
Hatch Posted 24 November, 2009 Posted 24 November, 2009 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6638956/Worlds-worst-photo-fit-helps-capture-suspected-murderer.html
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 That Aled matey from the Chris Moyles show on Radio1, does my ****ing tits in!!
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 Light on, light off ! it aint easy trying to be good to the environment in this weather.
Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 My tortoise has been to the vet, she has a bad eye.
Teddy Nutkins Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 Christine Bleakley talking dirty to Frank Lampard.............."****ermouth,****ermouth"
Marsdinho Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 The probability of a first marriage ending in a divorce within 5 years is 20%, but the probability of a premarital cohabitation breaking up within 5 years is 49%. After 10 years, the probability of a first marriage ending is 33%, compared with 62% for cohabitations.
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 Fact I heard at the weekend.... the player who is currently playing in the English Premier League who has scored the most goals against Liverpool is Jamie Carragher. That, ladies and gentlesperms, is a FACT.
Saint Keith Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 my dog has done a gazza. ruptured her anterior cruciate ligament
Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 my dog has done a gazza. ruptured her anterior cruciate ligament I saw a dog with three legs in the vet today, I don't know if he was called Tripod.
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 In the vets today I saw a dog with no nose.
Suhari Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 In the vets today I saw a dog with no nose. How did he smell?
Smirking_Saint Posted 25 November, 2009 Author Posted 25 November, 2009 F*cking weather, electric faults EVERYWHERE !!!!!!!!!!
Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 Come Dine With Me, excellent programme, we should have a TMS version.
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 Come Dine With Me, excellent programme, we should have a TMS version. Will disagree with it being an excellent programme but... in true TMS tradition Come Dine On Me? Come Grind With Me
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 Razor blades... takes the ****ing **** when it comes to pricing up. Gillette have taken ****ing ripping off blokes to whole new ****ing level. ****s.
keithd Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 people who pull out in front of me. i've no real problem with it per se, im sure we all do it, but when they pull out and ****ing dawdle and bimble at 15mph. pull out and accelerate muppets.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 I don't care who you are.....get that reindeer off my roof !
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 ****ing marketing calls on my phone, **** OFF!!!
Marsdinho Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 "Knob News" has a format which is an amalgam of Monkey News and Educating Ricky. It features only in the latest 2005 XFM shows. Early versions had Ricky giving the news, though later it involved Karl giving a series of headlines of a male genital nature, from which Ricky and Steve would choose. A one-off show feature, similarly related, was Fanny Facts — where Karl presented news about or related to vaginas. 'Knob' was used as a non-offensive slang term for penis throughout. The sting for it was Ricky shouting 'Ooh! You're gonna have someone's eye out! Knob News!' in a very similar fashion to Monkey News.
Hatch Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 I have just recieved an invoice for 3k from Ann Summers.
Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 I have just recieved an invoice for 3k from Ann Summers. Christ, your wife is one lucky lady.
Manuel Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 I have a terrible habit of falsely admitting to serious crimes. Honestly.
Kadeem Hardison Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 It may be vintage gold, it could turn out to be utter b*llocks. It's amazing how quickly this turned into the latter: before the original post had even finished.
dubai_phil Posted 25 November, 2009 Posted 25 November, 2009 My tortoise has been to the vet, she has a bad eye. Why would a vet with a bad eye need to see a tortoise? And, should the tortoise be curled up fast a hibernating? Random? Good movie, one of Mel Gibson's better efforts, but his Family Guy was his best
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