SuperMikey Posted 21 November, 2009 Share Posted 21 November, 2009 On a lighter note, BadBoySaint has been released from prison this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2009 Hmmm, what to have tonight ?? Curry or chinese ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 November, 2009 Share Posted 21 November, 2009 Hmmm, what to have tonight ?? Curry or chinese ?? same question here, I want a ruby, wife wants a chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 21 November, 2009 Share Posted 21 November, 2009 On a lighter note, BadBoySaint has been released from prison this week. LOL!! Amazing, good ol BBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2009 Chinese it is !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 21 November, 2009 Share Posted 21 November, 2009 Yeah, wow amzing lollness, prison, yeah M 11111!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 22 November, 2009 Share Posted 22 November, 2009 H.E Own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 22 November, 2009 Share Posted 22 November, 2009 ****ing sick to death of 2-2 draws. The writers of Spooks have ****ed me off this week. Writing out the quality bit of skirt in favour of Ruth is just wrong. The Observer's rugby coverage is ****ing disgraceful. Plenty of column inches unfortunately they offer the quill to plebs who know little of the subtleties of the game. ****ing rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 23 November, 2009 Share Posted 23 November, 2009 i feel your spooks pain my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 23 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2009 The weather, i am f*cking wet, cold and my fringe has blown off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 ****ing Mercedes drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 The weather, i am f*cking wet, cold and my fringe has blown off. you havent had a fringe for years.....Alan Shearer wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 internet forums electricians ******s who post every 5 ****ing minutes on ****ing facebook ****s at the tip people who used to work in banks. there's a reason you got made redundant you ****ing ****ard. anyone who look at reads or writes on twitter neighbours complaining they've got nowhere to park. should have bought a bigger ****ing house then shoudlnt you you ****ing whinging whore :snipe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 Too windy today. Liver and bacon for tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 keys, why hasn't someone invented something so that each person has one key ( or whatever ) that unlocks everything that is personally theirs. Why do I have to carry around 50 different keys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 oh, and I am lording it in an executive box at The Emirates tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 Line Rental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 What happened to Mike Yarwood? Did he die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 November, 2009 Share Posted 24 November, 2009 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6638956/Worlds-worst-photo-fit-helps-capture-suspected-murderer.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 That Aled matey from the Chris Moyles show on Radio1, does my ****ing tits in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Light on, light off ! it aint easy trying to be good to the environment in this weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 My tortoise has been to the vet, she has a bad eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Nutkins Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Christine Bleakley talking dirty to Frank Lampard.............."****ermouth,****ermouth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 The probability of a first marriage ending in a divorce within 5 years is 20%, but the probability of a premarital cohabitation breaking up within 5 years is 49%. After 10 years, the probability of a first marriage ending is 33%, compared with 62% for cohabitations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Fact I heard at the weekend.... the player who is currently playing in the English Premier League who has scored the most goals against Liverpool is Jamie Carragher. That, ladies and gentlesperms, is a FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 my dog has done a gazza. ruptured her anterior cruciate ligament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 my dog has done a gazza. ruptured her anterior cruciate ligament I saw a dog with three legs in the vet today, I don't know if he was called Tripod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 I've never been to Puerto Rico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Freddie Starr ate my hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 In the vets today I saw a dog with no nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 In the vets today I saw a dog with no nose. How did he smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 How did he smell? He smelt terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 25 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 November, 2009 F*cking weather, electric faults EVERYWHERE !!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 The price of bacon is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Come Dine With Me, excellent programme, we should have a TMS version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Come Dine With Me, excellent programme, we should have a TMS version. Will disagree with it being an excellent programme but... in true TMS tradition Come Dine On Me? Come Grind With Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Razor blades... takes the ****ing **** when it comes to pricing up. Gillette have taken ****ing ripping off blokes to whole new ****ing level. ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 people who pull out in front of me. i've no real problem with it per se, im sure we all do it, but when they pull out and ****ing dawdle and bimble at 15mph. pull out and accelerate muppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Threads with over 100,000 views. Thats odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 Fire in the disco! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 I don't care who you are.....get that reindeer off my roof ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 ****ing marketing calls on my phone, **** OFF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 "Knob News" has a format which is an amalgam of Monkey News and Educating Ricky. It features only in the latest 2005 XFM shows. Early versions had Ricky giving the news, though later it involved Karl giving a series of headlines of a male genital nature, from which Ricky and Steve would choose. A one-off show feature, similarly related, was Fanny Facts — where Karl presented news about or related to vaginas. 'Knob' was used as a non-offensive slang term for penis throughout. The sting for it was Ricky shouting 'Ooh! You're gonna have someone's eye out! Knob News!' in a very similar fashion to Monkey News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 All sh!t and then you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 I have just recieved an invoice for 3k from Ann Summers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 I have just recieved an invoice for 3k from Ann Summers. Christ, your wife is one lucky lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 I have a terrible habit of falsely admitting to serious crimes. Honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 It may be vintage gold, it could turn out to be utter b*llocks. It's amazing how quickly this turned into the latter: before the original post had even finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 My tortoise has been to the vet, she has a bad eye. Why would a vet with a bad eye need to see a tortoise? And, should the tortoise be curled up fast a hibernating? Random? Good movie, one of Mel Gibson's better efforts, but his Family Guy was his best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 25 November, 2009 Share Posted 25 November, 2009 How did he smell? Like fox blood probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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