Smirking_Saint Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I feel we need a random thread, both for venting random anger about certain things, and also a general update on what everyone is up to. It may be vintage gold, it could turn out to be utter b*llocks. Anyways, allow me to begin. Maths !!!!!!!!! What is the f*cking point of it anyways ?? a week away in reading to revise for a f*cking exam that i forget all of my formulae for as soon as i sit down anyways !!!!!!!!!! Anyways, off out for my engagement do tonight, i'll teach my brain not to forget things again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who don't ****ing signal on roundabouts should be shot, also those arrogant *****s that refuse to acknowledge that you've let them in a queue of traffic. ******s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 using sat navs to take you home, to your own house, where you live. Complete and utter kcuf wits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I'm pretty sure I have forgotten EVERYTHING I learned in A level maths and physics, and it was only three years ago. All complicated and pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born In The 80s Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Lorry drivers (and in particular european lorry drivers) on dual carriageways. Firstly why does one decide to overtake whilst going up a hill, and then why does the other take it upon himself to attempt to race? The A34 is a particular 'hate spot' of me. ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who push the button at a pelican crossing but then go across when a gap in the traffic appears leaving you sat at a red light with no fcker waiting to cross also on the same theme those who walk across the road as the lights turn green realise the lights have turnt green but continue across at the same pace, not a quick step or a light jog the same snail pace, arrogant pr1ks, I should be allowed to run them down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who let doors close in your face when you have your hands full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who don't look where I'm going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Bus drivers, apart from Uni-Link ones who are very polite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who take shopping lists to the supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who take shopping lists to the supermarket. Yeah that's ****ing madness! Disabled Parking spaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who blame their ****ing iphone for poor grammar and spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who end emails with... "Sent from my Blackberry" I couldn't give a flying **** you pretentious pr.ick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 IT Departments - shall I draw you a ****ing picture?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Has this turned in to a 'what/who annoys me' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker268 Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Lorry drivers (and in particular european lorry drivers) on dual carriageways. Firstly why does one decide to overtake whilst going up a hill, and then why does the other take it upon himself to attempt to race? The A34 is a particular 'hate spot' of me. ****s. I have almost had several accidents on the A34 where a lorry driver has pulled out in front cutting me up doing about 30mph less than me and causing a series of cars to slam on their brakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I was disapointed this week that Channel 4s 3D programs didn't include Gok Wans look good naked program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Has this turned in to a 'what/who annoys me' thread. It is also a what are you currently up to thread. I am currently replying to this thread BTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 20 November, 2009 IT Departments - shall I draw you a ****ing picture?? Yup, anyone who works in IT is a pretentious c*nt full stop. Why are company IT departments so f*cking useless ?? (not including ex IT workers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 people who use the phrases 'to be honest' or ' to tell you the truth'. Can I assume that you are lying all the rest of the time, when you don't start a sentence with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Pubs with 'Good Food sold here' signs outside. Oh No I'll not be going in there because, you see, I am looking for some crap food on this occasion!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 people who use the phrases 'to be honest' or ' to tell you the truth'. Can I assume that you are lying all the rest of the time, when you don't start a sentence with this. Tbh, I have never knowingly told the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who don't understand what IT workers do and so judge them ignorantly. Usually office monkeys do this. People who get engaged. People who bring up conversations so they can talk about themselves (bloke today, came in to ask when his laptop would arrive 'just i am off to Australia for 5weeks as of Monday' Cant) The fit hairdresser who cut my hair telling me she had a boyfriend then gently blowing on the back of my neck after. Mixed signals.... I also hate people. They are ****ing annoying. I also hate company bigwigs referring to groups of people as 'team'. 'Morning Team'. Shut Up. Buying useless **** you might need. Why do i want to spend my hard earned of curtains, coffee tables and dishes. **** off. People who have engagement parties. People who have names similar to people who should be surfing in Miami. That aren't surfers in Miami. Puffy nipples I am currently drinking Whiskey, preparing for a night out. Move into new flat next friday.Meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 people who use the phrases 'to be honest' or ' to tell you the truth'. Can I assume that you are lying all the rest of the time, when you don't start a sentence with this. Indeed, or the "I'm not being funny but..." Too ****ing right you're not being funny you judgemental ****. IT workers who have delusions of ordinariness, move on. IT workers who cannot work on the fly, get real. I'm just back from a Guinness and picking up a Thai take away. My 8 week old boy is bathed and ready for bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Seconditis!! 5 of them today grrrrhhhhh. The one I tipped on here was nursed around - ****ing horse trainers not being up front with their horses likely performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 ****ing fireworks. Guy Fawkes was nothing but a ****ing terrorist. Fireworks scare my hound. They should be banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I quite like JLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 people with pets. Get some human friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Lorry drivers (and in particular european lorry drivers) on dual carriageways. Firstly why does one decide to overtake whilst going up a hill, and then why does the other take it upon himself to attempt to race? The A34 is a particular 'hate spot' of me. ****s. I'd like to see lorries with a KERS button, no really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who use the phrase 'Going forward' I'm currently eating a homemade vegetable curry that has not turned out as good as Iexpected, 4/10 more work needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who use shopping trolleys in supermarkets! :mad: FFS what do you think your arms are for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who use shopping trolleys in supermarkets! :mad: FFS what do you think your arms are for? For pushing trolleys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People that shorten their name and end it with an "O", very ****ing northern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Nicky ****ing Campbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I always used to get the choice of window wrong when watching Playschool. Very traumatising at the time. My favourite was the round window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I quite like JLS Does this make you 'gay' Hatch? I am watching CIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Lateness. Theres no ******* need for it. Currently eating chips with spicy tomato sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I love maths. Honest, I really do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who moan when you are 'late' for something. Late by you time perhaps, in my world time does not exist, well not in any concept that you would understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I now like Mrs Beale. Wanna smash her back doors in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jeweller Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People who moan when you are 'late' for something. Late by you time perhaps, in my world time does not exist, well not in any concept that you would understand. are you Dr Who???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-luco Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 I now like Mrs Beale. Wanna smash her back doors in. i second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 i like jls. And fyi nowcat, my name aint steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brmbrm Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 People that shorten their name and end it with an "O", very ****ing northern. I agree totally with you Notnowcatnonotnownorever. Farkinn warnkahs the lot of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brmbrm Posted 20 November, 2009 Share Posted 20 November, 2009 Tbh, I have never knowingly told the truth. oherrrrr, mess with me brain bad..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 21 November, 2009 Share Posted 21 November, 2009 Know it all ****s that think they know it all...... ****s. Oh and people that constantly talk about themselves or whenever you mention something that you have done they've done it better. ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 21 November, 2009 Share Posted 21 November, 2009 The weather does not please me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2009 Jesus christ, now recovering. My head hurts and i think the missus has swine flu, great news. I currently hate having to tidy the house up. Farking house. Where you moving to stevo ?? Your own ?? Your only jealous as i didn't invite you !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 21 November, 2009 Share Posted 21 November, 2009 Jesus christ, now recovering. My head hurts and i think the missus has swine flu, great news. I currently hate having to tidy the house up. Farking house. Where you moving to stevo ?? Your own ?? Your only jealous as i didn't invite you !!! My arm aches from the swine flu jab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 21 November, 2009 Share Posted 21 November, 2009 I have made a trifle and it is raining and the in-laws have gone to Romsey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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