Saint in Paradise Posted 18 November, 2009 Share Posted 18 November, 2009 Monica Lewinsky is now 36. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the Clinton White House Oval Office on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth... They grow up so fast, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 18 November, 2009 Share Posted 18 November, 2009 Monica Lewinsky is now 36. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the Clinton White House Oval Office on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth... They grow up so fast, don't they? Did she ever get that stain out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 18 November, 2009 Share Posted 18 November, 2009 Bill Clinton told Monica Lewinsky he won't be buying her a christmas present.He did say he might splash out on a new dress in the new year though. (Yes its that time of the year to dust off an old joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 18 November, 2009 Share Posted 18 November, 2009 Happy Birthday Mo, have a cigar on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 18 November, 2009 Share Posted 18 November, 2009 My mate actually met Monica L when she was staying in London a few years back, apparently she is a tetchy so 'n so and a lousy tipper. He was working part time in Sketchleys, when she walked in and handed over a bag of clothing to be dry cleaned. When he asked if she wanted the 1 Hour service or the Next day service she mumbled her answer, so he said "Come again"?. "No" she replied, "mayonaisse, not that it's any of your Goddam business" The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 18 November, 2009 Share Posted 18 November, 2009 i still would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 18 November, 2009 Share Posted 18 November, 2009 How has she ended up younger than me? I'm sure she was older than me when the scandal hit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 18 November, 2009 Share Posted 18 November, 2009 FFS. Mods, I can't believe you allow one of the world's great statesmen to be libelled on here like this. He DID NOT do a sexy time on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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