Dog Posted 13 September, 2008 Share Posted 13 September, 2008 What do you use it for? I just stroked a finger full on my piles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 September, 2008 Share Posted 13 September, 2008 It helps me ease into my trousers in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 13 September, 2008 Share Posted 13 September, 2008 What do you use it for? I just stroked a finger full on my piles. I put it on top of my lipstick to make my mouth moist and shiny. But I wouldn't use yours, not after your pile-driven finger has been in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko Posted 13 September, 2008 Share Posted 13 September, 2008 It helps me ease into my trousers in the morning. Russell Brand-style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 September, 2008 Share Posted 13 September, 2008 Russell Brand-style? Is there any other applicable style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 September, 2008 Share Posted 13 September, 2008 Wish I had some today, have the massivist blister on my heel from playing footeh this am. First game in a year and I was hanging out my @r$e before the game having had a heavy one last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 13 September, 2008 I put it on top of my lipstick to make my mouth moist and shiny. But I wouldn't use yours, not after your pile-driven finger has been in it. It adds to the flavour. After applying the Vaseline I went on a long walk, I now know what a woman has to put up with after the secks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 September, 2008 Share Posted 14 September, 2008 i use it when i have failed to wipe my haemorriids properly and dont want my klingons to run together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 14 September, 2008 Share Posted 14 September, 2008 What do you use it for? I just stroked a finger full on my piles. Anusol?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 14 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 September, 2008 Anusol is for puffs. Vicks on your bum fruit feels good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 14 September, 2008 Share Posted 14 September, 2008 Anusol is for puffs. Vicks on your bum fruit feels good. I laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 14 September, 2008 Share Posted 14 September, 2008 (edited) People should use it for their feet! Edited 14 September, 2008 by Calvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 14 September, 2008 Share Posted 14 September, 2008 I find it useful when knocking on Baj's back door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 14 September, 2008 Share Posted 14 September, 2008 I find it useful when knocking on Baj's back door. Has he got one of them old fashioned wooden door's in which you can easily aquire splinters then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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