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On behalf of Eric & I, may we offer our sincere condolences on the upcoming weekend. It was a getting chilly 29C today, and yep, unfortunately no humidity, no haze and not a sign of a cloud.

 

We'll think of you on Saturday while we're our sipping ****tails on the Terrace at the Golf Club listening to MLT answer 19C's questions....

 

:-):-):-):-)

 

 

(OK I lied - we'll be slurping beer and not mentioning our favourite poster)

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On behalf of Eric & I, may we offer our sincere condolences on the upcoming weekend. It was a getting chilly 29C today, and yep, unfortunately no humidity, no haze and not a sign of a cloud.

 

We'll think of you on Saturday while we're our sipping ****tails on the Terrace at the Golf Club listening to MLT answer 19C's questions....

 

:-):-):-):-)

 

 

(OK I lied - we'll be slurping beer and not mentioning our favourite poster)

 

Please may I come over for a month to play some golf and get some practice done and sleep in your spare room - the weather here is sh1te and driving range mats are the pits :-)

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Please may I come over for a month to play some golf and get some practice done and sleep in your spare room - the weather here is sh1te and driving range mats are the pits :-)

 

Yep.

Accomodation charge is a bottle of Zubrowka from Heathrow Duty Free, a case of Tsing Tao & a bottle of Chateua Nuef du Pape from Dubai DF, and you pay half the food and the bar bill at The Seaview.

 

Not in the next 3 weeks though, I now have 7 guests crashing here for the Rugby, and 3 others in hotels so the only space left is the cat basket, and he gets pretty cranky being kicked out.

 

If you'd asked last week could have fitted you in and you could have worked with a Real Golfing Professional next week.

Yup, my old European Tour Buddies have been in touch and yours truly will be running around shooting cameramen and generally ensuring he appears in at least one National News Photo or on telly during DWC.

(that's what everyone else things, but in fact I'll be out on course (inside the ropes) for about 8 hours a day for 5 days, clocking up between 12 & 16kms a day, and all for a free Polo Shirt while the GF goes off and gets plastered with her drinking buddies Lee Westwood & Darren Clarke (if he sneaks in)

 

But yes, Dubai Ladies open will stll have 3 guests here but desert classic week not too bad

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Yep.

Accomodation charge is a bottle of Zubrowka from Heathrow Duty Free, a case of Tsing Tao & a bottle of Chateua Nuef du Pape from Dubai DF, and you pay half the food and the bar bill at The Seaview.

 

Not in the next 3 weeks though, I now have 7 guests crashing here for the Rugby, and 3 others in hotels so the only space left is the cat basket, and he gets pretty cranky being kicked out.

 

If you'd asked last week could have fitted you in and you could have worked with a Real Golfing Professional next week.

Yup, my old European Tour Buddies have been in touch and yours truly will be running around shooting cameramen and generally ensuring he appears in at least one National News Photo or on telly during DWC.

(that's what everyone else things, but in fact I'll be out on course (inside the ropes) for about 8 hours a day for 5 days, clocking up between 12 & 16kms a day, and all for a free Polo Shirt while the GF goes off and gets plastered with her drinking buddies Lee Westwood & Darren Clarke (if he sneaks in)

 

But yes, Dubai Ladies open will stll have 3 guests here but desert classic week not too bad

 

Is that a serious offer?! Because that is more than tempting :-) I usually go to California for the winter, but a change of scenery might not be a bad idea! :D

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If you'd asked last week could have fitted you in and you could have worked with a Real Golfing Professional next week.

 

Oh and what the blooming hell is that meant to mean?! ;) I'm a real golfing professional too ya know....granted, not European Tour yet! :D

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Is that a serious offer?! Because that is more than tempting :-) I usually go to California for the winter, but a change of scenery might not be a bad idea! :D

 

Why would it not be serious?

 

We get a lot of stick on here (but we play up to it on purpose) but yes. Hotel rates are around 200 quid a night, as long as you keep your hands off the GF the cats & the Killer Attack Tortoises, and buy beers and maybe volunteer to pay for a round of golf if we get you onto Emirates (or IF you bring a really GOOD Chateau Neif & pay for me) onto The Earth Course

 

We'll let you join our regular golf trip at the Creek and even (workload permitting) shuttle you up to the outposts of Ras Al Khaimah.

 

What's the point of inventing an internet persona that "annoys" certain people and keeps saying COME ON DOWN if you don't follow through on it.

 

I'm the "senior" on course & Media Marshall nxt week working with the PGA Tour guys how else do you think I get to meet so many "celebs".

Desert Classic Week I can probably get you up close with one of the top 3 (you can't afford the cost of a place working with Tiger if he comes). (It takes a LOT of smoozing but can be done (But you AIN'T getting close to the Ladies Masters - that's for us regulars, not for the golf but for the after party.... )

 

No BS, you asked. Will make you the 4th TSF/TSW who did that.

 

Oh, and you WILL sing at Karaoke at Rock Bottom, only fair to warn you

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Why would it not be serious?

 

We get a lot of stick on here (but we play up to it on purpose) but yes. Hotel rates are around 200 quid a night, as long as you keep your hands off the GF the cats & the Killer Attack Tortoises, and buy beers and maybe volunteer to pay for a round of golf if we get you onto Emirates (or IF you bring a really GOOD Chateau Neif & pay for me) onto The Earth Course

 

We'll let you join our regular golf trip at the Creek and even (workload permitting) shuttle you up to the outposts of Ras Al Khaimah.

 

What's the point of inventing an internet persona that "annoys" certain people and keeps saying COME ON DOWN if you don't follow through on it.

 

I'm the "senior" on course & Media Marshall nxt week working with the PGA Tour guys how else do you think I get to meet so many "celebs".

Desert Classic Week I can probably get you up close with one of the top 3 (you can't afford the cost of a place working with Tiger if he comes). (It takes a LOT of smoozing but can be done (But you AIN'T getting close to the Ladies Masters - that's for us regulars, not for the golf but for the after party.... )

 

No BS, you asked. Will make you the 4th TSF/TSW who did that.

 

Oh, and you WILL sing at Karaoke at Rock Bottom, only fair to warn you

 

Well that's really kind of ya!

 

I have just been told living expenses are very expensive in Dubai......how much would I likely be spending a day, if I, for example, paid for you to play golf and bought ya a burger and some beers in the bar after?!

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Well that's really kind of ya!

 

I have just been told living expenses are very expensive in Dubai......how much would I likely be spending a day, if I, for example, paid for you to play golf and bought ya a burger and some beers in the bar after?!

 

beer is 5 quid a pint. Beer at Duty Free to take to the pool or beach is 50p a can. beach is 5 minutes away from my place. A curry at Ravis is about 6 quid for 3 people, but fish & chips in the pub is a tenner. Golf at Emirates midweek is about 60 quid, in Ras Al Khaimah about 30 quid but you are playing Championship quality courses

 

Bucket of balls at the creek (off mats) is about 8 quid with a member (my mate) is free. Beer nights are Tuesday Thursday & Friday, should find some mates to keep you occupied all week

 

Switch to pm if you wanna come. I changed my avatar so you understand why you ain't getting near the Ladies Masters (Anje Morkel) bless her, oh and check out a friend of mine Maria Verchenova on google. last post tonight PM & we'll swith to email or Skype

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