What turns you on?

[Master Bates]

Today I got turned on by a fit bird walking a doberman.

[Dog]

Turkish lorry drivers.

[Hatch]

  Master Bates said:

Today I got turned on by a fit bird walking a doberman.

 

 

typo???

[Dog]

  Hatch said:

typo???

 

 

Fingering???

[Master Bates]

Yeah, i'll go with fingering/w@nking

[Smirking_Saint]

What turned you on the bird or the doberman ??

[John Boy Saint]

Ah! Is this where the term dogging comes from?: I thought it meant something else!

[JonnyLove]

Peggy Mitchell

[JonnyLove]

and crap jokes

[JonnyLove]

But seriously. I do like girls with glasses. (Not those thick nasty ones) But a nice pair of specs on a girl makes me rub my legs very hard.

[John Boy Saint]

  JonnyLove said:

But seriously. I do like girls with glasses. (Not those thick nasty ones) But a nice pair of specs on a girl makes me rub my legs very hard.

Maybe if you borrowed her specs you wouldn't miss!

[Smirking_Saint]

Hmmm, girls in suits, like a nasty secretary..........nice

[JonnyLove]

  Smirking_Saint said:

Hmmm, girls in suits, like a nasty secretary..........nice

 

Don't forget the glasses...mmmmmmmmmm

[Red&White]

Stockings and suspenders oooooooooooer !

[Dog]

http://www.justin.tv/goddessgreed12

[Dog]

  JonnyLove said:

But seriously. I do like girls with glasses. (Not those thick nasty ones) But a nice pair of specs on a girl makes me rub my legs very hard.

 

http://www.kontraband.com/pics/20124/Chicks-With-Glasses-2/

[saint lard]

Scat.

 

 

 

i am jesting,i can assure you.

[JonnyLove]

  Dog said:

http://www.kontraband.com/pics/20124/Chicks-With-Glasses-2/

 

there apears to be a large amout of white wee in my pants

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

'Proper' Indie girls...NOT these topshop/Fearne Cotton 'Indie' girls.

[saint lard]

  Dog said:

http://www.justin.tv/goddessgreed12

 

I too appear a tad moist in the groinage

[saint_stevo]

Uncomfortable thread of the year.

 

Women who like ass to mouth get me going most, or those who remove there pants pre bra.

[JonnyLove]

  saint_stevo said:

Women who like ass to mouth get me going mostQUOTE]

 

I know them girls but why do they always want to give you a kiss straight afterwards

[Matthew Le God]

  Thorpe-le-Saint said:

'Proper' Indie girls...NOT these topshop/Fearne Cotton 'Indie' girls.

 

Example of a "proper indie girl"?

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

  Matthew Le God said:

Example of a "proper indie girl"?

 

Just google image 'suicide girls' - trust me, it's not as ****ed up as it sounds lol!

[Thedelldays]

  Thorpe-le-Saint said:

Just google image 'suicide girls' - trust me, it's not as ****ed up as it sounds lol!

i never heard of these until they appeared on an episode of CSI..and they are indeed HOT

[Matthew Le God]

Googling "suicide girls" is going to bring up alot more than just that though

[sotonjoe]

[saint_stevo]

Bianca Kajlich

[Nineteen Canteen]

Washing up Liquid - means I've got the remote for 30 minutes.

[Dog]

Librarians wearing hand knitted torquise tank tops always give me a right raging boner.

[RonManager]

  Dog said:

Librarians wearing hand knitted torquise tank tops always give me a right raging boner.

 

Now, what to wear for my 1st day working at the library tomorrow. Ah, I know......

[Deppo]

Pastry.

[pilsburydoughboy]

Mod Girls

[Big John]

Men