Draino76 Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot. This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her. Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****? FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot. This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her. Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****? FFS. Get her to give you a blowie then kick her out on her fat ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Bum her to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Address her as 'Babuchka'. That is Russian for grandmother. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 I was expecting a punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 sign her up on here and let me chat to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Send her home mate, I've been wondering why my tea's not on the table... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Get the squirty cream out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Well, you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each. Or 50 really fat chicks for $1000 each. Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Send her to MB or that Indian guy who is suing "Lynx", both need a GF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 2 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 2 November, 2009 She is still here, but the fat cow has washed the dishes so thats something. She's now in a bedroom on her laptop. I'm just gonna get some beers and pretend shes not there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 is she facebooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 walk around naked and tell her she has to pleasure you or you will kill her....simple really.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Rule 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 If you want to ask if she is hungry you just have to ask her "Bukake?" hth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Put her on a train to Nottarf Krap Arabs love two things Russian Women Large Women Then call NotW to recover the cost of the food she's eaten and of course, the compensation for your anguish and the commission for the idea Sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 2 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 2 November, 2009 Rule 1 coming tomorrow. She is on Orkut and I cant work it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 She is still here, but the fat cow has washed the dishes so thats something. She's now in a bedroom on her laptop. I'm just gonna get some beers and pretend shes not there. Big laptop then, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Rule 1 coming tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Jesus H, she'd need all of that soap just to wash her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Custom made shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 I feel sorry for the bloke behind the shower curtain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 I feel sorry for the bloke behind the shower curtain Draino76 ? :supz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Ask her if she understands the word "Zamochit", then quietly turn and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Hey well I forgot to mention when I went out to get some beers last night, I asked her if she needed anything from the shops. It replied,"a bottle of milk and a CUCUMBER*". *(Without a word of a lie.) FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain saint Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 where is the rule 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Rule 1 on the cucumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 I feel sorry for the bloke behind the shower curtain Needs an iron curtain IMO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 do it anyway. Man up and smash her doors in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 3 November, 2009 I have 3 bitmap images now on my desktop. How do I upload these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Change them to jpegs, upload them to imageshack/photobucket and link them to here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 (edited) ? You say you have 3 photos of Fatima. Did she know you were taking them, or are you in the attic spying through the extractor fan. Edited 3 November, 2009 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Rule 1 on the cucumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 just cream in her junk and shuddup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 3 November, 2009 http://img41.imageshack.us/g/90920482.jpg/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 worth a squirt IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Holy Karp! You are babysitting a GOLD MINE! She's worth AT LEAST 2 camels down here.. Don't just sit there get her on Souq.com. With some really good bargaining, you might be able to squeeze a local for a Racing Camel... You got ANY idea how much they're worth - hell my 10% is good enough to get me & EoA down to SAF for the WC,,,, (Historical note - was once threatened with instant dismissal for trying to sell one of our Ireland based female employees to a local for two racing camels. Luckily when she discovered the average value of a racing camel, she, and the HR department team and most of the factory asked me to sort out a deal for them) (About $2mil for an average camel - ok get the picture!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Moose. But i can't afford to be choosey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Nice Hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 would look better with a pearl necklace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Holy Karp! You are babysitting a GOLD MINE! She's worth AT LEAST 2 camels down here.. Don't just sit there get her on Souq.com. With some really good bargaining, you might be able to squeeze a local for a Racing Camel... You got ANY idea how much they're worth - hell my 10% is good enough to get me & EoA down to SAF for the WC,,,, (Historical note - was once threatened with instant dismissal for trying to sell one of our Ireland based female employees to a local for two racing camels. Luckily when she discovered the average value of a racing camel, she, and the HR department team and most of the factory asked me to sort out a deal for them) (About $2mil for an average camel - ok get the picture!) Well amazingly she is single so; if I can get $100 I am very interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Well amazingly she is single so; if I can get $100 I am very interested. My friend, habibe, trust me, for you no problem I will guarantee the $100 and give you BIG bonus of extra 10%. I make her registered on MyMohamedisdifferent.com web tomorrow insh'allah, no problem. We make a BIG party with many profits. You are my friend forever insh'allah habibe, please find many more like this persons. Please make all information by the webmail to my address anotheroneonabungallegedly@nitednations/stophumantrafficking.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Is this a googlewhack? http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22why+is+there+a+fat+russian+girl+on+my+sofa%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 Is this a googlewhack? http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22why+is+there+a+fat+russian+girl+on+my+sofa%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq= Uh oh, now you're in trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 send her round ere if u want... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 never say never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 3 November, 2009 Share Posted 3 November, 2009 She's not fit but if I came home drunk and she was lying on my sofa I would seek coitus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 4 November, 2009 Share Posted 4 November, 2009 Is this a googlewhack? http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22why+is+there+a+fat+russian+girl+on+my+sofa%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq= No. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 4 November, 2009 Share Posted 4 November, 2009 Ive done much worse than that...go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 4 November, 2009 Share Posted 4 November, 2009 (edited) Lol at the subliminal message she is sending you via the t shirt .... oh sorry just remembered the shower shot, so you did take her up on it Edited 4 November, 2009 by ericofarabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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