Draino76 Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot. This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her. Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****? FFS.
St Will Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot. This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her. Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****? FFS. Get her to give you a blowie then kick her out on her fat ass
bridge too far Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 Address her as 'Babuchka'. That is Russian for grandmother. HTH
Baj Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 Send her home mate, I've been wondering why my tea's not on the table...
Arizona Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 Well, you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each. Or 50 really fat chicks for $1000 each. Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay!"
Saint in Paradise Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 Send her to MB or that Indian guy who is suing "Lynx", both need a GF
Draino76 Posted 2 November, 2009 Author Posted 2 November, 2009 She is still here, but the fat cow has washed the dishes so thats something. She's now in a bedroom on her laptop. I'm just gonna get some beers and pretend shes not there.
Thedelldays Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 walk around naked and tell her she has to pleasure you or you will kill her....simple really..
hamster Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 If you want to ask if she is hungry you just have to ask her "Bukake?" hth
dubai_phil Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 Put her on a train to Nottarf Krap Arabs love two things Russian Women Large Women Then call NotW to recover the cost of the food she's eaten and of course, the compensation for your anguish and the commission for the idea Sorted
Draino76 Posted 2 November, 2009 Author Posted 2 November, 2009 Rule 1 coming tomorrow. She is on Orkut and I cant work it out.
bridge too far Posted 2 November, 2009 Posted 2 November, 2009 She is still here, but the fat cow has washed the dishes so thats something. She's now in a bedroom on her laptop. I'm just gonna get some beers and pretend shes not there. Big laptop then, eh?
Saint_clark Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 Jesus H, she'd need all of that soap just to wash her back.
Hatch Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 I feel sorry for the bloke behind the shower curtain
Dog Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 I feel sorry for the bloke behind the shower curtain Draino76 ? :supz:
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 Ask her if she understands the word "Zamochit", then quietly turn and walk away.
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Posted 3 November, 2009 Hey well I forgot to mention when I went out to get some beers last night, I asked her if she needed anything from the shops. It replied,"a bottle of milk and a CUCUMBER*". *(Without a word of a lie.) FFS.
LVSaint Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 I feel sorry for the bloke behind the shower curtain Needs an iron curtain IMO...
saint_stevo Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 do it anyway. Man up and smash her doors in
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Posted 3 November, 2009 I have 3 bitmap images now on my desktop. How do I upload these?
Ponty Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 Change them to jpegs, upload them to imageshack/photobucket and link them to here.
Dog Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 (edited) ? You say you have 3 photos of Fatima. Did she know you were taking them, or are you in the attic spying through the extractor fan. Edited 3 November, 2009 by Dog
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Posted 3 November, 2009 http://img41.imageshack.us/g/90920482.jpg/
dubai_phil Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 Holy Karp! You are babysitting a GOLD MINE! She's worth AT LEAST 2 camels down here.. Don't just sit there get her on Souq.com. With some really good bargaining, you might be able to squeeze a local for a Racing Camel... You got ANY idea how much they're worth - hell my 10% is good enough to get me & EoA down to SAF for the WC,,,, (Historical note - was once threatened with instant dismissal for trying to sell one of our Ireland based female employees to a local for two racing camels. Luckily when she discovered the average value of a racing camel, she, and the HR department team and most of the factory asked me to sort out a deal for them) (About $2mil for an average camel - ok get the picture!)
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Posted 3 November, 2009 Holy Karp! You are babysitting a GOLD MINE! She's worth AT LEAST 2 camels down here.. Don't just sit there get her on Souq.com. With some really good bargaining, you might be able to squeeze a local for a Racing Camel... You got ANY idea how much they're worth - hell my 10% is good enough to get me & EoA down to SAF for the WC,,,, (Historical note - was once threatened with instant dismissal for trying to sell one of our Ireland based female employees to a local for two racing camels. Luckily when she discovered the average value of a racing camel, she, and the HR department team and most of the factory asked me to sort out a deal for them) (About $2mil for an average camel - ok get the picture!) Well amazingly she is single so; if I can get $100 I am very interested.
dubai_phil Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 Well amazingly she is single so; if I can get $100 I am very interested. My friend, habibe, trust me, for you no problem I will guarantee the $100 and give you BIG bonus of extra 10%. I make her registered on MyMohamedisdifferent.com web tomorrow insh'allah, no problem. We make a BIG party with many profits. You are my friend forever insh'allah habibe, please find many more like this persons. Please make all information by the webmail to my address anotheroneonabungallegedly@nitednations/stophumantrafficking.com
Draino76 Posted 3 November, 2009 Author Posted 3 November, 2009 Is this a googlewhack? http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22why+is+there+a+fat+russian+girl+on+my+sofa%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
dubai_phil Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 Is this a googlewhack? http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22why+is+there+a+fat+russian+girl+on+my+sofa%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq= Uh oh, now you're in trouble
benjii Posted 3 November, 2009 Posted 3 November, 2009 She's not fit but if I came home drunk and she was lying on my sofa I would seek coitus.
Al de Man Posted 4 November, 2009 Posted 4 November, 2009 Is this a googlewhack? http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22why+is+there+a+fat+russian+girl+on+my+sofa%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq= No. HTH.
skintsaint Posted 4 November, 2009 Posted 4 November, 2009 Ive done much worse than that...go for it.
ericofarabia Posted 4 November, 2009 Posted 4 November, 2009 (edited) Lol at the subliminal message she is sending you via the t shirt .... oh sorry just remembered the shower shot, so you did take her up on it Edited 4 November, 2009 by ericofarabia
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