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Why is there a fat Russian girl on my sofa? NSFW (again Dog)


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As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot.

 

This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her.

 

Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****?

 

FFS.

Posted
As it says on the tin. When I was drunk last night someone called who is loosely related to my gf (who is currently in Estonia for a week) and asked if she can stay as she has been kicked out of her London houseshare. I drunkenly replied yes as I knew she was 22 and presumed she was hot.

 

This is not the case. She is fat, eating me out of house and home and making me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to have sex with her.

 

Can I just drown her? Or throw her out tonight? WTF do I do with the fat *****?

 

FFS.

 

Get her to give you a blowie then kick her out on her fat ass

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quagmire.png?w=250&h=376 Well, you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each. Or 50 really fat chicks for $1000 each. Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay!"
Posted

She is still here, but the fat cow has washed the dishes so thats something. She's now in a bedroom on her laptop. I'm just gonna get some beers and pretend shes not there.

Posted

Put her on a train to Nottarf Krap

 

Arabs love two things

 

Russian Women

Large Women

 

 

Then call NotW to recover the cost of the food she's eaten and of course, the compensation for your anguish and the commission for the idea

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Posted

Ask her if she understands the word "Zamochit", then quietly turn and walk away.

Posted

Hey well I forgot to mention when I went out to get some beers last night, I asked her if she needed anything from the shops.

 

It replied,"a bottle of milk and a CUCUMBER*". *(Without a word of a lie.)

 

FFS.

Posted (edited)

? You say you have 3 photos of Fatima. Did she know you were taking them, or are you in the attic spying through the extractor fan.

Edited by Dog
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Holy Karp! You are babysitting a GOLD MINE!

 

She's worth AT LEAST 2 camels down here.. Don't just sit there get her on Souq.com.

 

With some really good bargaining, you might be able to squeeze a local for a Racing Camel...

You got ANY idea how much they're worth - hell my 10% is good enough to get me & EoA down to SAF for the WC,,,,

 

(Historical note - was once threatened with instant dismissal for trying to sell one of our Ireland based female employees to a local for two racing camels. Luckily when she discovered the average value of a racing camel, she, and the HR department team and most of the factory asked me to sort out a deal for them)

 

(About $2mil for an average camel - ok get the picture!)

Posted
Holy Karp! You are babysitting a GOLD MINE!

 

She's worth AT LEAST 2 camels down here.. Don't just sit there get her on Souq.com.

 

With some really good bargaining, you might be able to squeeze a local for a Racing Camel...

You got ANY idea how much they're worth - hell my 10% is good enough to get me & EoA down to SAF for the WC,,,,

 

(Historical note - was once threatened with instant dismissal for trying to sell one of our Ireland based female employees to a local for two racing camels. Luckily when she discovered the average value of a racing camel, she, and the HR department team and most of the factory asked me to sort out a deal for them)

 

(About $2mil for an average camel - ok get the picture!)

 

Well amazingly she is single so; if I can get $100 I am very interested.

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Well amazingly she is single so; if I can get $100 I am very interested.

 

My friend, habibe, trust me, for you no problem I will guarantee the $100 and give you BIG bonus of extra 10%.

 

I make her registered on MyMohamedisdifferent.com web tomorrow insh'allah, no problem. We make a BIG party with many profits. You are my friend forever insh'allah habibe, please find many more like this persons.

 

Please make all information by the webmail to my address anotheroneonabungallegedly@nitednations/stophumantrafficking.com

Posted (edited)

Lol at the subliminal message she is sending you via the t shirt .... oh sorry just remembered the shower shot, so you did take her up on it ;)

Edited by ericofarabia

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