Muppet Show 'Viz style' postbag

[RonManager]

I've noticed recently that a significant amount of professional footballers are also making a living as farmers. Unfortunately, this is affecting their availability for matches as they always seem to be 'nursing a calf injury'.

 

Yours,

Nempnett Thrubwell,

St.Kilda.

 

 

...and no nicking 'em from the original comic, alright? I have every issue and will check!

Edited 2 November, 2009 by RonManager

[bristolsaint29]

Nempnett Thrubwell is a small village near where I live FACT

[RonManager]

Nempnett Thrubwell is a small village near where I live FACT

 

Yes, it was named after me.

 

Yours,

Bradley Stoke,

Orkneys.

[RedAndWhite91]

My 94-year-old nana is always reminding people that she is a great, great, great grandmother. I for one would have expected a little more modesty from a woman of her generation.

 

Ridiclulous Made Up Name,

Viz website.

[hamster]

Test your microwave oven for escaping microwaves by sellotaping a Mars bar to the door.