why are Pirates called Pirates..?

[Thedelldays]

because they ARRRRrrrrrrrrrrrgh..!

 

[sotonjoe]

With jokes like that, time spent at sea must simply fly by. ;-)

[Thedelldays]

With jokes like that, time spent at sea must simply fly by. ;-)

indeed...it is a hoot when we are sat of the coast of.....................(insert blank)

 

I know of other jokes but I would probably get banned if I posted them and they would insult many posters

[swannymere]

A young man joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.

 

"But dad, how will I know?"

 

"Trust me son, you will know.

 

After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers hand.

 

"Well son,how did it go?"

 

"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."

 

"But how could you tell he was gay?"

 

"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"

:cool:

[Dog]

because they ARRRRrrrrrrrrrrrgh..!

 

 

Have you been in a coma ?

[Junction 9]

It's ARE.

 

Are we going to get an answer then?

[Arizona]

1:19pm a little early to be drinking Delldays?

[Deppo]

It's never too early.

[notnowcato]

indeed...it is a hoot when we are sat of the coast of.....................(insert blank)

 

Somalia??

[Granadino]

What does Mr Miyagi do when he's bored?

 

Wax off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*stolen from A+J show