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I am not normally shallow enough to comment on things like this as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But **** me that just hit every branch of the ugly and fat cow tree on the way down from 25 miles high.

 

I have had better looking ****s than that I mean there is a limit on what anyone can put up with. Really I now need to get my eye's bleached and a lobotomy so I can never remember that image again.

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Plentyoffish? Plentyoffishandchips more like.

 

:) Plentyoffish is in reference of the stench that is coming from the stains in her G string.

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I am not normally shallow enough to comment on things like this as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But **** me that just hit every branch of the ugly and fat cow tree on the way down from 25 miles high.

 

I have had better looking ****s than that I mean there is a limit on what anyone can put up with. Really I now need to get my eye's bleached and a lobotomy so I can never remember that image again.

 

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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I'm not saying she is fat but......

 

...you have to roll her in flour to find the wet bits.

 

...when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

 

etc.

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:) Plentyoffish is in reference of the stench that is coming from the stains in her G string.

 

I doubt there would be a G string big enough for that fat knacker. I suppose you could whip one up from half a length of washing line and a spare blanket, but you'd have to reinforce the gusset with kevlar or something.

 

But i suspect you are right about the pen and ink. I doubt she can reach around to wash that fetid old growler.

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