sotonjoe Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 because you drink too much of it? PS ... .I'm not insulting you, please don't take it as an insult. pps to pancake .... i didn't mean to insult Stevo, please don't infract me.
saint_stevo Posted 27 October, 2009 Author Posted 27 October, 2009 expect this thread will get locked anyway....even if i only drink a small amount i still get the trots
ericofarabia Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 orange juice give me the squirts? Have you tried drinking it instead of using it as a means of colonic irrigation
sotonjoe Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 I guess you're overly sensitive to it then. It's not unheard of you know, oj giving people the squirts that is. Too much pancake can give me the squirts if I'm not careful.
sotonjoe Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 Have you tried drinking it instead of using it as a means of colonic irrigation Are you implying he's stupid and doesn't know what to do with oj?
Master Bates Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 Are you implying he's stupid and doesn't know what to do with oj? OJ should be locked up if he already isn't.
sotonjoe Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 OJ should be locked up if he already isn't. could cause stevo less poo-age if that's the case
Arizona Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 this has got a bit weird It wasn't overly normal to begin with.
Saint in Paradise Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 Whilst orange juice doesn't give me the squirts some posters do There, someone had to say it and I got fed up waiting for someone to say it
swannymere Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 It's very high in sugar, are you diabetic?
Saint in Paradise Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 Perhaps he ought to give the internet a miss for say 6 months ?
Thedelldays Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 Maybe you should stop shoveling it up your anus?
St Will Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 It's probably an intolerance, fructose (sugar) most likely. Have a think about what else you eat that does the same, see if that makes sense.
Arizona Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 FAO 19C: This thread is not about you. Please stop trying to make it so.
Nineteen Canteen Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 FAO 19C: This thread is not about you. Please stop trying to make it so. FAO: Arizona - explain how I have done that and in the context of the other stuff posted on this thread?
Arizona Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 FAO: Arizona - explain how I have done that and in the context of the other stuff posted on this thread? It's quite simple. 16 posts about fruit juice penetration and suddenly it's 19C having a dig at St Will. If you can't figure out why that's wrong, then you will be forever in suspense because I really can't be arsed with your bullcrap.
Nineteen Canteen Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 It's quite simple. 16 posts about fruit juice penetration and suddenly it's 19C having a dig at St Will. If you can't figure out why that's wrong, then you will be forever in suspense because I really can't be arsed with your bullcrap. OK, I'll save it and reply to St Will's post directly the next time he insults me. It was hardly offensive given some of his posts to me and posts in general and his should have a health warning attached anyway. Is banter in the Muppet show now dead? Have you infracted Always SFC for his reply to my post. If so please rescind it as I took no offence at what was a fairly offensive post and I being a big boy can use the red triangle but rarely do unless it is seriously vindictive. But what do I know.... The best kind of moderation is self-moderation. Try it.
Arizona Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 If you want I could go through every tedious pointless argument you've raised on this board and award infractions accordingly. The net result would be 50 posters on about 4 points each and you getting banned 7 times over.
Arizona Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 The orange juice could have a bacterial infestation. Is it home-made and how is it stored?
Nineteen Canteen Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 If you want I could go through every tedious pointless argument you've raised on this board and award infractions accordingly. The net result would be 50 posters on about 4 points each and you getting banned 7 times over. Point is Arizona what you deem pointless others may deem interesting and therefore you should allow the threads to be self-moderated and act on the red triangle alerts. IMO I think you are the least impartial of all the moderators and that is an issue in terms of balance and fair play. The fact you suggest I would be banned 7 times over when until this evening i have not troubled the infraction police since last March speaks volumes. React to the post not the poster as someone shrewdly said on here recently.
Arizona Posted 27 October, 2009 Posted 27 October, 2009 Given that you have no idea of who I've infracted, what for and how often, I am inclined to disgard your protests. You certainly won't be getting any sympathy until you stop starting arguments with the kind of crap that you posted on this thread. 2524 posts... it only takes 1 in 36 to be an irritating jibe at another poster for you to get banned 7 times over. You are easily capable of that.
Master Bates Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Arizona - This thread is not about you. Please stop trying to make it so.
Saint in Paradise Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Arizona - This thread is not about you. Please stop trying to make it so. Oh dear, bye bye MB
saint_stevo Posted 28 October, 2009 Author Posted 28 October, 2009 ego's at the ready eh. Lol-ocaust. The o.j is all types, stored in the fridge. Rips thru me
sotonjoe Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Oh dear, bye bye MB Ah, should have used an "allegedly" to soften the blow.
Master Bates Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Oh dear, bye bye MB Where are you going?
Nineteen Canteen Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Arizona - This thread is not about you. Please stop trying to make it so. Quite, still trying to work that comment out. If anything I was trying to make it a St Will thread. Classic example of a moderator (the only one IMO) deciding what he wants to see posted and unlike his colleagues believes that I am overdue a ban based on my post count and his opinion on the content of my posts. An infraction for irreverent drivel and bad attempts at humour - the ratio of 1 in 36 maybe a little high. It may all be over for some by the Orient game.
Arizona Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Arizona - This thread is not about you. Please stop trying to make it so. Wind yer neck in mush, or I'll put some of Stevo's special orange juice in your pre-match pint(s). :-k
Master Bates Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Wind yer neck in mush, or I'll put some of Stevo's special orange juice in your pre-match pint(s). :-k Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nineteen Canteen Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 orange juice give me the squirts? You need to see the consultant at Winchester Hospital. Great man, unfortunate name considering his field of expertise. I would replace your early morning beverage of choice with Cranberry Juice and increase the oat intake in your diet. Orange juice may not be the root cause of your IBS as any acidic drinks such as fizzy ones can have a detrimental effect as can caffiene based drinks such as tea /coffee. They are duretics and can cause damage to the bowel lining by stripping it of it's slimey coating so ensure you drink at least 2 ltrs of water a day and increase your oats without overdoing the fibre.
Master Bates Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 You need to see the consultant at Winchester Hospital. Great man, unfortunate name considering his field of expertise. I would replace your early morning beverage of choice with Cranberry Juice and increase the oat intake in your diet. Orange juice may not be the root cause of your IBS as any acidic drinks such as fizzy ones can have a detrimental effect as can caffiene based drinks such as tea /coffee. They are duretics and can cause damage to the bowel lining by stripping it of it's slimey coating so ensure you drink at least 2 ltrs of water a day and increase your oats without overdoing the fibre. Cranberries are great! It's the only time I know it's xmas because the dogs arse tastes of it.
Nineteen Canteen Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Cranberries are great! It's the only time I know it's xmas because the dogs arse tastes of it. Unfortunately, it's cleansing properties only extend as far as the gut otherwise I would suggest you increase your intake.
hamster Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Could be a Vit C overdose. You think it's the OJ, but the OD could be from one of the many other food items in your pantry (what a brilliant word - I challenge everyone to use that word at least once before the weekend, you will be uplifted) that are high in Vit C.
St Will Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Aww 19C tried to have a pop at me and I missed it?! Gutted! Mods, set us up a thread where we can just go at each other, and see how long it takes him to go off crying and ask for me to get banned. Please!!
Rattlehead Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Aww 19C tried to have a pop at me and I missed it?! Gutted! Mods, set us up a thread where we can just go at each other, and see how long it takes him to go off crying and ask for me to get banned. Please!! Why not just send each other PMs rather boring everyone here St Willy? Just a thought.
St Will Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Why not just send each other PMs rather boring everyone here St Willy? Just a thought. Probably right. Is there a reason u keep calling me St Willy? Dya think it will upset me or something?!
dubai_phil Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 orange juice give me the squirts? Interesting. A short comment, interesting that a couple of posters should pop up and deflect a thread about liquid poo. Strangely, on our stag weekend back in April outside of this weird place one of the lads mentioned that "they were poo-ing" properly for the first time in ages. As we had consumed a few ales this became a discussion and it seemed all the guys from here were having normal poo's in the morning. Yet when they were back here things were a little "rushed" each morning. On return things rapidly returned to normal with the plumbing, so we widened the survey, and lo and behold it seems that the male population of this place all seem to have the same "issues" So, thanks for the OP it would seem that in fact Orange Juice must be to blame. A survey will be conducted over the weekend to discover whether being full of sh*t is just an infection caused by this forum that spreads to your friends or if this could be a medical breakthrough. Anyone else on here full of liquid poo?.. Or could the old Emirates Air Hostess joke of the 90's have been true.... Men in Dubai are like toilets, they're either full of sh*t or engaged
Rattlehead Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Since you lost that internet battle the other day, I have zero respect for you St Willy.
St Will Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 Since you lost that internet battle the other day, I have zero respect for you St Willy. And St Willy doesn't bother me in the slightest. Sorry!
Deppo Posted 28 October, 2009 Posted 28 October, 2009 And St Willy doesn't bother me in the slightest. Sorry! Methinks she doth protest too much...
St Will Posted 29 October, 2009 Posted 29 October, 2009 St willy is a loon And we all know what you are sailor boy
sotonjoe Posted 29 October, 2009 Posted 29 October, 2009 St willy is a loon I have reported this post using the appropriate button as I believe it breaches forum rules. You have insulted St Will and it isn't very nice.
sotonjoe Posted 29 October, 2009 Posted 29 October, 2009 And we all know what you are sailor boy I have reported this post using the appropriate button as I believe it breaches forum rules. You have insulted Dell Days and it isn't very nice.
St Will Posted 29 October, 2009 Posted 29 October, 2009 I have reported this post using the appropriate button as I believe it breaches forum rules. You have insulted St Will and it isn't very nice. Lol ok whatever....it's ok to call me a loon but I can't call him sailor boy. Rrrriiiigggghhhhttt
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 29 October, 2009 Posted 29 October, 2009 This is the Muppet Show. If DD wants to call St Will a loon and Will in turn wants to imply that DellDays is a submariner then let them get on with it. Joe, please don't report such a non-event, even in jest. It's not worth my time logging to my mail server.
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