hamster Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 Just heard on the X-Factor that Cheryl has gone straight in a number 1 in the charts, did they also say that Louis was behind it? My word!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 It goes to show any Sh*te can get to number 1 these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 It goes to show any Sh*te can get to number 1 these days. No, its Cheryl cole at No 1. Any Sh*te are at no.36. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 It goes to show any Sh*te can get to number 1 these days. **** song but i'd still nail her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 October, 2009 I am officially 'past it'. Just checked the Top 40 and I have only ever heard of 18 of the acts, 2 of those have 2 entries too! I remember when a double-entry was something completely different and as rare as hen's teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 October, 2009 Final 2 acts tonight amaze me, I suspect some vore rigging is going on. Has anyone seen those two idiots with the hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 I think the people who vote for the twins are either on a wind up or Busted fans who need new idols with spiky hair who jump around a stage attempting to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 I voted for the twins. I love that 'she bangs' song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 I voted for the twins. I love that 'she bangs' song. YOu sir are what is wrong with this country. If you keep voting for John and Edward then this will ensure that Nick Griffin is the new Primeminister. Remember a vote for John and Edward is a vote for the BNP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 LOL. I actually hated them initially, but after hearing the rudeness of a vocal minority of the X Factor audience, they immediately got my vote. I suspect this is the case for most others that picked up the phone for em too. Its also a larf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 October, 2009 YOu sir are what is wrong with this country. If you keep voting for John and Edward then this will ensure that Nick Griffin is the new Primeminister. Remember a vote for John and Edward is a vote for the BNP. You know their names!!!! WTF is that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 October, 2009 LOL. I actually hated them initially, but after hearing the rudeness of a vocal minority of the X Factor audience, they immediately got my vote. I suspect this is the case for most others that picked up the phone for em too. Its also a larf. Seems apt to me: "Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? just my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 25 October, 2009 Share Posted 25 October, 2009 To be honest I don't take the X Factor too seriously and my gf pays the phone bill so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I think the people who vote for the twins are either on a wind up or Busted fans who need new idols with spiky hair who jump around a stage attempting to sing. Can votes be made from Eire ? If so,this may account for many of the votes.That and hair freaks . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 To be honest I don't take the X Factor too seriously and my gf pays the phone bill so.... ....you didnt fancy watching it and hid in a cupboard phoning premium rate sex lines instead ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 would smash her beef curtains in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 would smash her beef curtains in I was put off when i saw her the other day, don't get me wrong, she is f*cking gorgeous but she has got so skinny it's horrible, like sh*gging an ironing board, but one with an annoying accent. That being said, i still would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 i would gargle with her monthlies, use her sh*t for toothpaste etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouldy Coat Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 would love to bash her beefy clunge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 ....you didnt fancy watching it and hid in a cupboard phoning premium rate sex lines instead ;-) Coincidentally, when you vote on the X-Factor it comes up as "Premium Sex Chat" on your phone bill to save you any embarassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I'd like to do anal in her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Can votes be made from Eire ? If so,this may account for many of the votes.That and hair freaks . I believe people in NI can vote but not those in Eire. Who'd want to waste good money voting anyway :smt102 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 and all the fools voting for the twins are being played by SC. He knows just how to play the audience and I suspect he has had it planned all along these would win it. Typical negative selling, he was on sky today saying he would leave the country for 6 months if they win, well that wont be any loss for him as he will be in the US doing tv work.He knows by saying that people will vote for the act. PS i dont watch the show as it is as Ricky gervais pout it 'the return of the Victorian freak circus' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 (edited) The top 40 music charts were killed off in the early 00s as soon as the bloody manufactured dross started to take over . All the charts are now are a sodding popularity contest of celebrities Edited 30 October, 2009 by JackFrost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Yeah, record company, over-produced manufactured boy bands. Bloody 90s. Bring back the Osmonds and The Monkeys I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 WHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 WHY? He wants us to post bewbs, which aren't allowed in the lounge on pain of death. I think we should do as he says. You don't want to make Ponty mad. :smt075 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 (edited) Edited 30 October, 2009 by saint_stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 if her red flag was flying, I would certainly use the 'aft gangway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Say hello to the yummy sister as well! Oh, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 She needs a good feed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 F*cking dog IMO. Dannii would be well ahead in my already huge queue. I still would though, don't get me wrong. Just over-rated. Dunno about the 'music'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 Sarah harding is better, i would nail the beef outta cheryl, but only after she has had a few portsdown hill belly buster's, she has got so thin lately. I blame ashley cole, for nothing more than the fact he is a class A c*nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 Ruin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 As much as I love her...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 A talentless Geordie slapper, with a a complete t0$$er for a husband. I wouldn't go near her her with yours, let alone mine ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 A talentless Geordie slapper, with a a complete t0$$er for a husband. I wouldn't go near her her with yours, let alone mine ! Bit harsh IMO. Jordan is a tallentless slapper. Cole, whilst hardly Leslie Garrett in the vocal debt, is a moderately tallented pop singer and isn't exactly famous for sleeping around. I agree Ashley is the biggest tool in B&Q, that (and the stupid tatoos) are the only things I'd really hold against her. Metaphorically speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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